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Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a French Canadian from a suburb 20 minutes out of Montreal, the city I live in for legal reasons… She didn’t spend that much time working in montreal, or hanging out in montreal, or being my friend in montreal calling me to grab a salad for lunch, or maybe hit a model fitness class, like Pilates or Hot Yoga…but she still came out of this place…and her french trash family still lives in this place…and just because she’s gone to New York and done one or two shoots for Victoria’s Secret….doesn’t mean she’s not that above ground pool, Poutine eating, stripper who got away…and just because she kind of made it in America…I know, at her core, she’s still french trash and has erratic anal sex on the first encounter as French girls do… I assume she’s at the tail end of her career but still has those french legs and unlike most French Canadians with hard bodies I know, doesn’t have that hard smokers face by 30 – because she escaped that fate for Luxury… I also find local whores who make it in the world lost opportunity I’ll never get back – because there was a window in their career where I could have manipulated them into sex…because in case you didn’t know …Paula Abdul follows me on Twitter – along with 13,000 people, like we’re our own small down…touched by the leader, out god…the illustrious medicated choreographer pop tart in her 90s… Here she is in a magazine for some local content, even though she probably has her green card like an islamic radical…you Americans just hand them out. The post Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a French Canadian from a suburb 20 minutes out of Montreal, the city I live in for legal reasons… She didn’t spend that much time working in montreal, or hanging out in montreal, or being my friend in montreal calling me to grab a salad for lunch, or maybe hit a model fitness class, like Pilates or Hot Yoga…but she still came out of this place…and her french trash family still lives in this place…and just because she’s gone to New York and done one or two shoots for Victoria’s Secret….doesn’t mean she’s not that above ground pool, Poutine eating, stripper who got away…and just because she kind of made it in America…I know, at her core, she’s still french trash and has erratic anal sex on the first encounter as French girls do… I assume she’s at the tail end of her career but still has those french legs and unlike most French Canadians with hard bodies I know, doesn’t have that hard smokers face by 30 – because she escaped that fate for Luxury… I also find local whores who make it in the world lost opportunity I’ll never get back – because there was a window in their career where I could have manipulated them into sex…because in case you didn’t know …Paula Abdul follows me on Twitter – along with 13,000 people, like we’re our own small down…touched by the leader, out god…the illustrious medicated choreographer pop tart in her 90s… Here she is in a magazine for some local content, even though she probably has her green card like an islamic radical…you Americans just hand them out. The post Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dude-Where Is My Stylist??? Jaheim Shows Up To Whitney Houston’s Funeral Lookin’ Like The Black Willy Wonka With His Lil Oompa-Loompa

LMMFAO!!!!!! A lot of celebrities came out to pay tribute to one Ms. Whitney Houston last Saturday in Newark, NJ and among him was this gentleman. According to reports his name is Jaheim, but in this totally funeral-inappropriate get-up we’re not totally sure. WTF were you thinking and why didn’t anyone STOP YOU?!?! Sir, that woman that is on your arm clearly does not love you. Because if she did, she would have said in the illustrious words of great American wordsmith Pimp C…”Take that monkey isht off you embarrassing US!!!” Sweet baby Jesus… Images via WENN More On Bossip! Smackdown! The Chris Brown/CM Punk Feud Is Getting Pretty Intense! “I Will Choke You” And Breezy Responds! Can’t Get It Up: 10 Foods That Might Be Choking The Life Out Of Your…Libido Tell ‘Em Why You Mad: Janet “Aunt Viv” Hubert Writes An Open Letter To Wendy Williams Blaming Her For Whitney Houston’s Downfall Cake Cake Cake Cake! The Stars With The Wildest Birthday Parties

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Dude-Where Is My Stylist??? Jaheim Shows Up To Whitney Houston’s Funeral Lookin’ Like The Black Willy Wonka With His Lil Oompa-Loompa

Dania Ramirez: The New Face of Cover Girl

Dania Ramirez has just become the newest face of CoverGirl, putting the beauty in the company of Drew Barrymore, Queen Latifah, Ellen DeGeneres, Rihanna and more.

Speaking to People about joining the illustrious brand, the 29-year-old best known for her role as Maya on Heroes, jokes that while her deal may have just come to fruition in 2009, in her mind “it’s been in the works my whole life.”

“I’ve always dreamed of being a CoverGirl.”

Not that it’s always been an easy path for the Dominican Repbulic native:

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CoverGirl has an appropriate spokesmodel in Dania Ramirez.

“I’m bringing my story, a story of struggle and hard work. Not speaking the language [when I got to America] and trying to figure out my definition of beauty, you learn to recognize the beauty in all of us. It takes a strong person to get where I’ve got.”

But of course, that doesn’t mean that Dania doesn’t love the girlier things in life, like CoverGirl Outlast Lipstain: “If I could walk around telling people how great this is, I would!” she enthuses. “It adds color to your lips and lasts so long.”

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