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Daisy Lea’s Shameless Self Promotions of the Day

Daisy Lea is one of these LA based escorts who does really low level campaigns for water companies run by terrible paparazzi people – that turned to water to try to get out of the paparazzi business – a company that tired to sue me but that don’t actually sell their water – they instead just use it as a fake way to import escorts into the USA, telling them they’ll make the famous, but that they just sell off to LA rich guys as party favors… So you’ve never heard of Daisy Lea, she’s so low level, just a stripper who wants fame and money and signed onto this shit, but she’s clearly attempting to be known, with a public, for the paparazzi who staged this shoot, pussy flash…because people like pussy flashes…I like pussy flashes…we all like pussy flashes… But a pussy flash alone isn’t what makes a girl “famous” and they are more fun when the pussy isn’t a prostitute pussy, but rather a pussy on a girl who was of interest or famous pre-pussy flash, but like you, I’ll look at all pussy being flashed. From girl at the bar sending on the second floor balcony, to girl in the park tanning in a bikini with a lip hanging out, to girl walking up stairs in a skirt at the mall..I am up for it…I just know when it’s done like thi s – there’s no authenticity to the pussy flash – I mean obviously….that dress…hilarious. The post Daisy Lea’s Shameless Self Promotions of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough’s Rockin’ Body of the Day

Julianne Hough is a professional dancer – who should have been a stripper – but I guess white privledge got in the way of that – allowing her to have a career as a professional dancer in the entertainment industry and I guess dance schools need a few of these pros to act as a beacon of hope that their students who are spending money getting their degree in dancing has a purpose – before being forced to become strippers a few years later when student debt needs to be paid off.. She’s also the dancer rumored to fuck her dancing brother – when she’s not having sex with Ryan Seacrest – and if your sister looked like this – you’d probably fuck her too…and not just on Christmas with the family after too much egg nog, but for your entire life…because sometimes genetics don’t outweigh hot pussy… The post Julianne Hough’s Rockin’ Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me… What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way. There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying… This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands….. They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird.. Garbage… The post Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily-Rose Depp’s Prom Dress to Celebrate Amber Heard’s Pregnancy of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is 17 years old, so don’t sexualize her you pervert, I am just posting her prom dress to celebrate youth, that is probably pretty racy, because she is rich and this is the era of 12 year olds at anal sex gangbang parties thanks to growing up on porn, not to mention she’s got a French mother, and historically the french are pretty laid back about sex and partying and she’s got crazy domestic abusing dad and a crazier opportunist step mom who is also a domestic abuser – trying to get in on her inheritance that are too busy being ridiculous to pay attention to her… I have friends who have been at parties drinking next to her, not knowing she was 15 at the time, it was during Coachella, and while most 15 year olds go to concerts with their parental subervision, she was being hollywood glamourous…the kind of 15 year old 25 year olds in bands probably had sex with – but don’t sexualize her…she’s 17..you have to wait 11 months before she becomes a sexual object – unless you’re a school teacher – in which case you probably love this prom dress porn – prom dresses that once represented lost virginity….an that last night of innocence…something I’m sure Lily Rose is…at least based on living that model life… She’s definitely – one of my favorites to look out for, the future, and this look, this hair is what all the the young youngs are about – they are all also skinny, not on Facebook or really instagram – and are a lot more interesting than the 27 year old social media whores before them. I’m just surprised she went to school / graduated school….one of her homies is Kevin Smith’s daughter – in black…trouble… The latest news is that her stepmom is pregnant with her future half sister – because that’s how dysfunctional behavior works…when you get in with a gold digging opportunist lesbian…idiot…Johnny Depp, but at least he made this… The post Lily-Rose Depp’s Prom Dress to Celebrate Amber Heard’s Pregnancy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba for Instyle of the Day

Jessica Alba is so over exposed, over inflated, over hyped, over rated, over. But she’s still hot and more importantly, instead of ruining herself with booze and drugs like all the other babes of generation, she just ruined herself with kids, but was able to take advantage of her Latina elastic skin to bounce back, but more importantly, take advantage of the entire situation from trapping her boyfriend / now husband with the pregnancy to leveraging it to become a massive, bullshit, but massive brand of “organic” products for moms…something she’s diverting from being bullshit – by doing media – and shoots like this – showing off her hot mom body – but looking like every other uneventful shoot she’s done…. Still, Alba in a bathing suit for an old timer like me – matters. I like th crawling around in the sand picture. What a whore. The post Jessica Alba for Instyle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Of Course Sharon Stone Looks Hot In A See-Through Shirt

I have often heard people in the fashion industry say that once a woman reaches a certain age certain types of clothing are off-limits. Honestly, I find it a little hard to believe that someone shouldn’t wear something simply because they are “old.” Come on, Sharon Stone looks great in leather pants so, why the hell shouldn’t she wear them. … read more

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Chloë Grace Moretz's Cameltoe Could Light Up a Room

Toe my God. It’s always a treat to see Chloë Grace Moretz charming the neighborhoods around LA, and this time around she was caught by the paps getting a physical from some yoga pants! Check out all the sexy pics!… read more

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Emilia Clarke for Violet Grey of the Day

People love Emilia Clarke…she’s on the biggest show on TV, so I guess that makes sense…or makes her relevant…but I prefer when she’s got her tits out…it’s just more dramatic, interesting…..while I know other people, the weird ones, only care about when she’s with dragons…because that speaks to their SCI/FI fantasy weirdness…and when they see shit like this, they just get mad that she’s a real person, making real money, manipulating the fuck out of them by being the hot bitch in a show they worship… I’m only mad the pics are dull…you’d think they could put a little budget into making this fun… The post Emilia Clarke for Violet Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day

I always get excited for Nina Agdal when her drunk, retard looking head, gets work…because it makes her seem like less of a rich guy fucking whore from Miami who think she’s a big deal because she fucked her way into Sports Illustrated – something she’s leveraged the last 7 years and keeps pushing….rather than doing anything actually impressive with her career… All I see is a lazy party girl, who gets occassional jobs, but doesn’t need those jobs thanks to making sure the guys she fucks are billionaires and will finance her.. I can just tell she’s got a shitty attitude and is shit, but her body is ok when not in a dress…just ask any rich guy who’s fucked her for money…or I guess you could look at her countless bikini pics.. The post Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day

Constance Jablonski must have broke up with one of her rich boyfriends – because this is the second post of her in two days – which is a lot of a model we haven’t seen in at least a year or two…unless she’s still been working, and I’ve just neglected her – not because I hate her…but because we live in a world with way too many fucking distractions (tits) that force me to get confused at the tits, or bikinis, I’m looking at because of tits.. It’s like who are these tits, where do they belong, why are they in the trunk of my car, what did I do last night…oh fuck….I better throw them into the river….as they all seem to merge into one giant attention seeking tit we all suckle on for nourishment…. There’s so many girls out there trying to make it while being half naked…too much to handle…but only one Constance Jablonski being featured in Air France’s in flight magazine I’d mile high club myself in the middle seat to.. The post Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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