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Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know…I don’t love Chloe Grace Moretz, she’s freshly turned 18, so she’s only existed as a sexual object for a few months – and she just didn’t resonate with me. Then I factor in the fact that she’s some annoying rich kid to begin with, whored out as a kid to make more money for the family and to make her Plastic Surgeon dad proud after making a life giving bitch’s tits back in Georgia or wherever they are from…only to get into movies and to get celebrity at a young age making for an extra cunt… But it turns out her cunt is extra, or has extra cunt that barely fits in her fitness pants, eating up all that fabric like it’s hungry after a workout..and from this day forward, I proclaim myself a Chloe Grace Moretz fan…or maybe I’m just into her cameltoe…either way – lovely. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Horse Faced, but no one will notice, because she’s got the most ridiculous fucking tits pretty much ever. Tits that some hotel hired or gave a free Mexican room to walk around the pool in a bikini, because that’s the level of love you get when you are amongst a million girls with a million followers on instagram….you get a free fucking room. These people, despite what they want you to think, are not actually famous, they are barely even glamour models, they are self produced models, DIY, low grade, only relevant because of the monster tits…but they don’t think that, they think “I was on TV once and I did a shoot for a brand one, therefore I matter”….even though she knows, like we know, with tits like this…nothing else about her matters…other than that she probably would make more money a year as a Vegas stripper, but at least this way, she has her trust fund from her rich dad and her dignity…even though whoring out tits like this is as ghetto trash as stripping, in fact, the strippers actually get paid to show their tits…so they fuckin win. Send this bitch back to Florida….because she’s so fucking Florida..and her tits…the size of Florida…are still worthy of staring at…because that flat stomach, no ass, skinny body gaining weight in her tits and only her tits….a good problem to have…only fat girls wish the had….the good kind of freak of nature…possibly the best kind…even if everything about her is so cheesy and the fucking worst…those tits mute all that shit… Instead of always being negative on these bitches, the nice thing about McKinney is that her only worth is her tits and she’s making it work for her, reminding me of pre 1960s feminist movement, when tits defined a woman’s worth, and that’s something our culture may have shifted on us – and shied away from with decency, civil rights, equality and social justice warriors…but we’re still the same fucking animals and girls and guys alike know there’s something magical with tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France

Posted on June 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought I already posted these Toni Garrn pictures from Elle, by David Bellemere, because I remember writing some insane David Bellemere praise because I think dude’s taking the most interesting / edgy commercial photos and because his last name is stepmother – while I’m the stepfather…soul mates – Pause – No Homo – you know what I’m saying…dude gets top models naked…and makes big brands pay for it.. Not that Toni Garrn is a top model, but I’m sure her agrency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – yes “THAT” Leonardo DiCaprio – where she played his girlfriend / beard – depending on who you talk to about Leo the Oscar winning lover…thinks she is…and I guess being in ELLE magazine topless, with edited out nipples, is pretty up there in terms of relevance as a model…it’s way more substantial than being in a fake instagram account that calls themselves a magazine…true story… She’s in bikini, looks good, and if you’re wondering what puts his dick inside her german womb / asshole – his name is Chandler Parsons and is a NBA player for the Mavericks..because hoes like athletes and their money.. The post Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sienna Miller used to be average at best actress who got into a lot of movies because of her willingness to get naked. I would say there was one or two years that despite being average or best she was A-List….and hot as fuck….before fading into obscurity and being forgotten by the industry… Never forgotten by me, or this PORTER magazine, because hot blondes with accents and what we can assume HERPES…may get older and less interesting, but they still have screenshots of them at their prime to reference… I also appreciate all the throat and vaginal work put in to get to the top she was once on top of.. nothing a little CEPACOL throat spray #ad won’t numb your way through…the booze will numb the rest of you including but not limited to your dignity. She’s great. I’m sure Jude Law, her ex has a different opinion, but to me…she’s still got it going on at 35. The post Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy

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Constance Jablonski is FRENCH FROM FRANCE…because there’s unfortunately French from other places, like my next door neighbor’s house, not that their french is actual french, it’s more of a painful chainsaw sound that smells like cheap beer, cigarettes, and semen…because French trash is into the JOY OF LIVING, which includes but is not limited to anal on the first date, that doesn’t need to be a date, but that can be an encounter…or a lap dance gone right…because these girls can fuck…and retain fit bodies, even when their faces – and teeth rot away… Not that French from France girls are as slut, but I do know that they are topless on beaches, which is actually how I’d prefer my neighborhood french women – since tits are more fun to stare at than their broken down haggard faces… Either Constance Jablonski…in a magazine…topless, not showing nipple…when she’s from France…I feel robbed…this is just rude. The post Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Butt Shot for Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson is either from a rich family, that’s why she can pursue her dreams working for free for the publication – as they don’t pay the girls…or she’s leverage the magazine to find another kind of family to support her – we call them SUGAR DADDY.. You know that even if she’s rich, or even if her family is rich, she’s not fucking everyday – regular guys… you need to have a specific bank balance to ride this ride….and the places SI takes her help find those people…obvously… These women are so cheesy, commercial, boring…but they post generic butt shots from US Virgin Islands…where they also MURDERED lobster – like the little LOBSTER had no soul..and deserved to be eaten by her luxury living, superficial and materialistic tits…a pretty good way to go – if you ask me…. The post Hannah Ferguson Butt Shot for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Amanda Seyfried The Sexiest Person On The Planet?

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As I sit here flipping through these pictures of Amanda Seyfried doing rather mundane tasks, I can’t help, but wonder is Amanda Seyfried the sexiest person alive? Is there someone else out there who could make sitting so damn sexy? I honestly don’t know if I can answer that. … read more

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Deshauna Barber Wins Miss USA 2016

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The world’s favorite swimsuit competition goes global again. … read more

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Rita Ora Does West Hollywood Pool Prostition of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is either in her house, that she affords thanks to hooking, or some dude’s house she stays at thanks to hooking…because her big tits from the UK have no hit songs, but have been in LA for a few years doing the rounds…from relevant party to relevant party….dating relevant people to dating Bieber…all while showcasing her massive tits that we all know are more interesting than her actual singing abilities…because she pretends she’s a pop star, but is really just some instagram whore…so it’s nice to see her posing with her ass by the pool, rather than seeing her try to be the Next Rihanna, because that Rihanna impersonation is boring, especially when Rihanna is out there being richer, hotter, more famous and more successful..not to mention better, even with shittier tits…in a bikini HERE ….because she’s RIhanna and not the bootleg Rihanna like RITA ORA… But she does look good – and ethnic enough to market to white people…I approve of this behavior. Maybe you’re more into her very small panties on what you’d assume was a much bigger vagina…. The post Rita Ora Does West Hollywood Pool Prostition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff’s One Piece of the DAy

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Hilary Duff titty shot in a one piece bathing suit – should theoretically break the internet more than any dead gorilla or Kim Kardashian balancing a champagne glass on her ass for some magazine – because Hilary Duff has a massive audience of pervert dudes pushing 40 – who used to watch her on her kid’s show – and love her like some object of desire – all innocent….from an era when these girls wouldn’t do anything sexual in public at all – even thought they were obviously whores and they were some corporate controlled, morality clause contract holding, safe for everywhere puppets used to sell products to kids…SFW She was the Lohan era, only she took the whole make as much money as possible – by branding herself – before getting married to a billionaire Hockey player and having a kid approach…instead of being a public drunken not hireable mess…. She’s old now, but was the wholesome Bella Thorne or Kyle Jenner or Ariel Winter or any of these other the underage girls who turned 18 in the media of today’s generation are….only today’s generation is anal and gangbang loving 12 year olds who grew up on internet porn…and social media whores… But I guess she’s proving never too old to post up tits….gotta stay competitive and she’s not “that” old yet, not that she’d ever be “too old” to her creepy pervert fans who are in love with her… The post Hilary Duff’s One Piece of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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