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Does Margot Robbie Make Your Heart Go Pitter-Patter?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Margot Robbie is really hot, and I am so crushin’ on you!… read more

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Does Margot Robbie Make Your Heart Go Pitter-Patter?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Margot Robbie is really hot, and I am so crushin’ on you!… read more

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Caitlin Stasey Titty Flash of the Day

Her name is Caitlin Stasey. She’s already flashed her tit HERE …because tits are now mainstream, like wearing a shirt but with nipples, giving the milk for free, because this is shit we as men used to have to work for…..now we just get it given to us…almost devaluing tits – but never devaluing tits…because as men – we adore tits…no matter how many tits we see…we’ll still be into the tits…so tits.. I guess what this is more than a set of tits, is a reminder that Australian girls, not just actors looking for fame and fortune and attention, are a lot of fun, with or without their tits…they just love being naked and hot…thanks to being built on a island of criminals in exile….makes for magic…and titty flashes hundreds of years later… God's Country A photo posted by Baby Lady (@caitlinjstasey) on May 9, 2016 at 9:38pm PDT The post Caitlin Stasey Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the stripper fix….and justify her fake tits…or keep talking about her…because when you look like this, you need that male attention to validate you… Today, she’s done it in the form of a cheesy instagram style photoshoot… Her real name is Penelope Lòpez Marquez, she’s 30, she lives in VEGAS, and she is the UFC Hired tits…famous because UFC is Huge….and we can assume she’s used to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport…. Having tits to look at to help the fans who get boners from the fighting gets more PAY PER VIEW subscriptions….because no one wants to be the fag at the high testosterone party that always ends in wrestling after watching the fight…except for the fag who has jock rape fantasies…but you know what I mean…and that is that the older Arianny Celeste gets the more tranny she looks.. Seriously, walk around a bar that showed the fight after the fight and grown men are so pumped and annoying, you know a gang rape is gonna go down… Not that it matters, what matters is Arianny Celeste….still living…and by living I mean escorting.. The post Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendra Wilkinson Mom Stretch Marks of the Day

Kendra Wilkinson decided to showcase the damage done to her stomach by her children – on mothers day – to show off how disgusting breeding is – even though she claims it has made her happy – probably because she’s a broken woman and also because the baby daddy and tranny fucking father is rich and has money to support her more than she ever thought she’d have – back when she was a ghetto trailer park stripper… Pregnancy is disgusting and ruins women, unfortunately, women are so delusional that they don’t realize it, or they do – but their hormones don’t allow them to not get pregnant – breeding is what they are told they need to do…. It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk…. would find Kendra Wilkinson hot… Even when she was on PLAYBOY I was confused by her existing….but now that she’s posting her ravaged stomach…I am just confused by this kind of body positive “Hey mom’s like unite” like they do at Starbucks after baby swim class – only on instagram… But none of it takes away from her SEX TAPE A SEX TAPE I REVIEWED IN ONE OF MY BEST EDITORIAL COVERAGE IN THE HISTORY OF MY MODERN JOURNALIST CAREER No Seriously…. WATCH THIS PRE IMPLANT SEX WITH A DOWNS SYNDROME TAPE It’s Brilliant… I guess what I am saying is BUY HER SEX TAPE …let’s make me some YACHT MONEY off such a TERRIBLE looking Ravaged by Pregnancy crack whore…. The post Kendra Wilkinson Mom Stretch Marks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day

Krysten Ritter must be promoting Season Two of that Netflix comic book show she’s the main character of. I don’t really remember what it is called, but you nerds probably do, you’ve probably watched it and masturabted to the black on little goth chick scenes over and over again… I’ve actually watched that series, an old dude’s allowed to seduce 20 year old girls with Netflix like I was still in college, because sitting on a couch is in line with my athletic ability… I never knew who or what Krysten Ritter was in her bikini pics over the years, but now I do….and I don’t hate her or think she’s disgusting even if she’s old…but that may be because she’s not fat…even if she’s fatter than she used to be…the story of every girl who turned 30. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aubrey O’Day Hard Nipple of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is such a low level celebrity that I hate that I am posting her pics. I think it’s just a sign of how old and detached I am from the world…I’ve just been doing this shit for so long that I don’t pay attention to the new comers, there are just too many whores on instagram more famous and probably interesting or talented that old, washed up Aubrey O’Day, who before there was Instagram, was someone people were into because of her big fake diddy fucking before getting fat and being a video vixen hip hop groupie before getting skinny to date white guys again…and I fear change… But trust me, instagram has a lot more whores that are better to look at and have more to offer than this…even if Aubrey O’Day is nice now that her existence is so irrelevant it’s humbled her…. The post Aubrey O’Day Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is on Snapchat of the Day

The Bella Thorne narrative I have created in my delusional never leave my house existence that some would consider delusional, bi polar, schizophrenic…even crazy….as I post nonsense about nonsense people that the media feeds us everyday…but that I would argue is just an objective perception of what is really going on here… Now I call her 40, pretending to be 18, because 18 is scandalous and speaks to the dicks that follow on social media, jacking up her numbers, while they jack off to her… Realistically, she’s probably mid to late 20s, and the last of the family of stage show parent hippies with the carnival caravan from Florida with names like Bella and Dani – at fame…and it’s working… So she’s grown up with whoring ingrained in her core…and here she is doing it in a way that she is still marketable and hireable…but still milking the same tactics a nobody spreading her ass on social does… The post Bella Thorne is on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Does Lingerie of the Day

Irina Shayk is the best model in existence…I mean that may be an overstatement but she’s really fucking hot and I understand why the A Lister womanizers like Brad Cooper who can – and probably do fuck every pussy that comes along – would label her as TOP PUSSY. She’s awesome… The fact that she’s a Russian and has made it out into the world of Luxury and celebrity – rather than working the sex trade – probably means she’s charming and intelligent despite being a soulless Russian…because I assume the other hot Russians are still trying to fight over overpriced Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson records…smuggled behind the iron curtain…Communism. The post Irina Shayk Does Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Hill in V Magazine of the Day

This is my favorite shoot of the year…maybe even the last 5 years… I don’t care if it’s forced, obviously it is forced, it’s a fucking photoshoot that they have to stage…and the concept in and of itself may come across as “trying to be edgy”…like so much of this bullshit… But I think it’s awesome, not because Taylor Hill, the New Victoria’s Secret model they use to promote their sweatshop products to a generation of dumb as fuck kids married to their cellphones and social media.. I just like the location and the concept of bikini modeling in obscure out of place scenes…some low class suburban home with a 70s pleather couch with some fucking weirdo family…brilliant…seriously… It takes a lot to impress me with shoots, I find everything so fucking cheesy and lame…I am bored of standard bikini pics and instagram style bullshit…I want more out of photos and this hit the mark… I know that no one is out there trying to impress me and that I lack little more to the world that “look at these slutty hooker tits craving attention”…but that’s because I’m forced to consume such garbage that you know brands pay tons of money for….at least with this…there’s something going on and it’s great.. I don’t believe in ART, art is lame, but I think the basis of art is to evoke something more than “tits of a hooker”…and V Magazine, the KARDASHIAN promoting fame whore magazine did good….. Sidenote, I once won a V magazine male model challenge, because the site used to have traffic and people voted for me….They never gave me my prize…so I hate them…but this shoot..is good. The post Taylor Hill in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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