Remember – Just because you’re an overrated plus sized model…so overrated that you’re not even considered plus sized by the media despite the size of your back and belly…and tits…massive fucking tits… You can still have skinny legs… Fascinating…I know… #Science… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Legs of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pregnant Bar Refael in a bathing suit, because she’s a bathing suit model trying to hold onto all she knows, or maybe she’s selling pregnancy product from her brand of bathing suits…it’s how she still monetizes being a Victoria’s Secret model, and more importantly her famous relationship with LEO, as one of the first models in modern years we remember him fucking, but definitely not the first model he fucked…he’s been fucking in the scene the last 30 years…there’s been some shit that his dick has gone into…but I shit that I guess Bar didn’t get based on the pregnancy, because she’s pregnant and not hysterectomied..from the HPV vagina cancer / celebrity strain of herpes, etc… I generally like Bar as a representation of what jewish girls can be – hope for jewish guys who need to marry jewish girls to please their family tradition…but more importantly, seeing as I am not Jewish..I like her tits, even though they are in the 30s and expired… The post Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter has tits….despite cutting off her tits and she wants you to know she’s still got tits despite cutting off her tits…because she’s chubby and chubby girls can sometimes have big tits…at least the lucky chubby girls….because a fate worse than death is being a fat chick with no tits…it makes you have no redeeming factor…in this case, the 18 year old had too much tit, wanted them to be reshaped and made to be manageable tit, tit that she can still show off for her fans who have been watching her tits grow to abnormal sizes since she was prepubescent…sitcom watchers are weird…and I think she’s proving that tit lives matter, even when for a while, we thought she murdered the fuckers.. I care zero about this girl…not my kind of body, look, vibe, anything…so to me she’s just the titty monster. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Phoebe Price and Ana Braga may not mean that much to you, or really to anyone, but they are both delicate angels sent from heaven to me…they are my queens. They are my goddesses. They are perfect. They are everything right in the world. I love them. I defend their honor on the regular, because they both hold a magical place in my heart and that place is that they were doing this “get in the tabloid hustle” long before social media. They were getting bikini pics or wild and crazy outfit pics shot by the paparazzi for the last 15 years…and they keep on going, navigating the world… Some could argue that their approach is obsolete because of this DIY self promotion on social media…but I think there is pure, amazing, skill involved in being compelling enough for the paparazzi to post you…anyone can take a selfie.. In being fun, not taking things to seriously, jokers and babes…who may not be at their first rodeo but with experience are amazing….they agreed to take over my snapchat and I felt like I’ve won..because I have won… So I posted the story so it lives forever, as snapchat kills content…and this is my snapchat follow it because there’s more to come…including you…unfortunately… The post Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is Bella Thorne doing a little showing off to the other 18 year old sluts on instagram who she stole their online marketing hustle from. It’s her letting them know that she actually gets work. She actually get paid. Take that instagram hookers she stole hustle from. I guess she figures that it’s easier to copy average looking girls posing half naked for their fans, all the eyeballs are on social media and a social media following is a good way to upsell the producers trying to hire someone to be in their movie…and all it took was some bikini pics and fitness butt shots.. It’s an easier thing to do than it is to get a talent agent and cast in TV shows, just ask all the instagram sluts who think they are models and have more than 50,000 followers to support that theory, making the world a very annoying, saturated place….making girls fucking annoying…with all their bullshit photoshoots…and sugar daddies and egos… So Bella Thorne, and her whole social aspect is pretty much everything that she’s done of value but she does more than soical media slutting to dominate her branding…branding that I am convinced is really a 40 year old who works out with good Botox fucking all you perverts over… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Bikini Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only thing fascinating about Charlotte McKinney, is that in this feminist driven, genderless world of social justice warriors, she was able to break through the fat chicks and lesbian looking girls who people were celebrating, and make it as a famous instagram model…all because she has big fat natural tits… She didn’t need a beautiful face, or talent, or anything compelling…all she needed was tits on her small frame….to convince the Dancing with the Stars people she probably met at a party, that she was in fact a star… I think it’s refreshing that a girl no one ever really cared or knew, who never did any TV or even modeling campaigns, who didn’t even have a huge instagram following, and if she did it was probably fake…can get on TV all because of the tits. It is nice to know that we are still a gang of fucking perverts, who can appreciate a girl for what matters…her tits… Tits, that have since landed her a role in the Baywatch movie. Tits, that no one even cared about a month after Dancing with the Stars ended. Tits, that have done very little more than be just tits… Tits, that she’s trying to subdue, and even hide, to remind you that she’s more than just tits… No, she hasn’t launched a charity, or published a book on tricking producers with tits that you matter, and how it’s affected her life as an objectified creature. She hasn’t even done the “My eyes are up here” that big tits my whole life have been telling me as I stare at them.. She has instead decided to say “I have an ass too. Give it some attention too. It’s in Baywatch the Next Generation co-starring with the tits you know”…. The amazing thing in all this is that she doesn’t still work at a South Florida HOOTERS…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fame whore and attention seeker who never was, but who did get herself in the tabloids pretty consistently for pretending to be an underage hooker / gold digger…only to turn 18 according to her storyline, at which point she got huge clown tits and became the Courtney Stodden who masturbates in sex videos… Sex videos that have made Courtney Stodden and Me business partners…becuase of the sex tape…which you can purchase BY CLICKING HERE A sex tape that isn’t that great, it’s just her masturbating, with her clown tits, but a sex tape you should BY CLICKING HERE … The reason I want you to CLICK HERE is so that I get paid….. But the truth is that it’s a horrible business, and the real money came from Farrah Abraham…not retirement money…but enough for me to feel part of the process that allows me to never hate them for putting food on my table, by givng me a cut of their whoring…HOWEVER, like all pimps…I don’t mind mocking them, putting them down, and making fun of everything they bring as whores… This is a twerk video of her, with cameltoe…just trying to keep things going…but CLICK HERE The post Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have to admit that no matter what happens in Game of Thrones, no matter what twists or turns the story takes, no matter which of my favorite characters will end up dead, no matter how many surprises they try to give me, the show will end with disappointment. You see, my only wish for Game of Thrones was to see Emilia Clarke flying nude on a dragon. … read more
Lindsay Pelas is a huge breasted hugely followed low level instagram star, who I guess realized she was skinny with massive tits and figured out a way to get millions of followers, that’s not to say she’s making huge money being the instagram model she is, people don’t realize that the era of instagram models getting big brand budgets is coming to an end, seeing as these girls are mainly followed by pervert dudes and unless you’re a JENNER, famous outside of instagram, you selling me protein powder or skinny tea probably won’t generate many sales, I just want your tits… The good thing about Lindsey Pelas is that she knows her worth, she knows where her talents lie and most importantly, she’s no different than an Em Rata or a Porn Chick, only Em Rata thinks she’s better than her – when she’s not, because Em Rata thinks she’s luxury…and porn chicks actually fuck on camera, they don’t just cocktease pouring water on themselves… But want all this puffy lip, cheek filled, fake hair bitches have in common is that rich dudes love paying their rent, lives and Helicopters to Coachella. Their instagram money comes from rich guys who want them to be at their dinners…vacations…because they follow them on instagram. So if you want slutty women with big following to hang and fuck you, better get to the private jet level of rich…and the instagram top 10 will be yours – probably at the same fucking time – if the VILLA you rented is LUXURY enough. I’m not hating on this movement of everyday sluts, this shit has always existed, it’s just funnier when you see what the girls put out of themselves, rather than an era where you just assumed men were exploiting them…NO..they exploit themselves…and it’s great. The post Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .