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Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day

Lindsay Pelas is a huge breasted hugely followed low level instagram star, who I guess realized she was skinny with massive tits and figured out a way to get millions of followers, that’s not to say she’s making huge money being the instagram model she is, people don’t realize that the era of instagram models getting big brand budgets is coming to an end, seeing as these girls are mainly followed by pervert dudes and unless you’re a JENNER, famous outside of instagram, you selling me protein powder or skinny tea probably won’t generate many sales, I just want your tits… The good thing about Lindsey Pelas is that she knows her worth, she knows where her talents lie and most importantly, she’s no different than an Em Rata or a Porn Chick, only Em Rata thinks she’s better than her – when she’s not, because Em Rata thinks she’s luxury…and porn chicks actually fuck on camera, they don’t just cocktease pouring water on themselves… But want all this puffy lip, cheek filled, fake hair bitches have in common is that rich dudes love paying their rent, lives and Helicopters to Coachella. Their instagram money comes from rich guys who want them to be at their dinners…vacations…because they follow them on instagram. So if you want slutty women with big following to hang and fuck you, better get to the private jet level of rich…and the instagram top 10 will be yours – probably at the same fucking time – if the VILLA you rented is LUXURY enough. I’m not hating on this movement of everyday sluts, this shit has always existed, it’s just funnier when you see what the girls put out of themselves, rather than an era where you just assumed men were exploiting them…NO..they exploit themselves…and it’s great. The post Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day

I am an animal lover, but I may just be a human hater, and my be an animal lover due to circumstances, you know the basic human need for love, that I am just directing towards animals because they possess the features you’d want to find in humans, but humans don’t have due to egos and narcissism… No, I just think I like animals, they are great, that’s not to say I don’t eat meat like some kind of hippie faggot, I am more into eating meat that I get at restaurants and never have to see or touch because I wouldn’t be able to kill an animal to satisfy my love for the tenderness of a chicken’s soul…but I can eat that shit fried up off the bone like a psychopath. That said, PETA is the key animal advocate organization that probably runs a scam like all the non-profits, overpaying the execs, but that gives famewhores everywhere an excuse to make a spectacle for their cause…keeping PETA talked about…while they try to organize actual campaigns with actual celebs…. I mean why wouldn’t they give Stodden the OK on this, it gets their message across and costs them nothing, bitch just needs an excuse and I guess PETA gives it… Fame whoring for a good cause is a good excuse and may still be famewhoring…but its’ a good cause…I just thought PETA was about getting people naked, not half naked and covered in what looks like period art, up on some NEW FEMINIST ARTIST….the pornstar version…because STODDEN does softcore porn for VIVID…. The post Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy

The highlight of the day isn’t Coachella happening right now, as I sit on my couch….you know all these little losers who think getting followers on their social media, attending events for their social media, like desperate little cunts, instead of just living life unplugged, which is far more peaceful… It’s not that the weather in Canada is nice, only 4 feet of snow… It’s not that the Black Eyed Peas are Having a Comeback …. It’s not even the Fergie thigh that was out in shorts, pushing 40, looking fit, spray tanned, and rebuilt after at least one kid thanks to lots of plastic surgery, injections and whatever is going on here…she’s done pretty good for a Disney Star turned down on her luck meth addict…Will.I.AM recruited to make his band marketable… Thigh highlight of the day is that I get to turn off my computer for two days pretty soon. but hey, Fergie in shorts like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, looking like she’s not 100 fucking years old, but at the same time looking like a stripper / hooker / porn chick as these people do… The post This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Lopez Slutty for W Magazine of the Day

Jennifer J.Lo Lopez is pretty irritating. I’m not against an old lady acting like she’s still 20 years old playing dead Selena in her breakout performance, I just find it typical of these egotistical cunts having a hard time aging, despite having had so much fucking success and piles of money, the motivation to keep going isn’t about money, the fame is probably not even about money, it’s all ego… So whether she’s in movies, TV, releasing albums, putting so much garbage out..performing, wearing skimpy tacky clothes, acting like she’s all hot…and not rocking out in W magazine like it was a porn mag, old lady fetish mag…it’s all so fucking obnoxious…but it happened and we’d all fuck her and K-Fed her if she wasn’t menopausal if we could, I’d just want to kill her off after the baby was born…you know to do the world a favor..otherwise she’ll keep bringing it…these hispanics never give up but they put out….in panties…. The post J.Lo Lopez Slutty for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Debby Ryan DUI of the Day

You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this…. But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public… What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them. Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up…. She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY… She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around… “Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.” She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER… She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER… When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt… Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore. The post Debby Ryan DUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage with her Parents of the Day

If this family portrait of a broken family, with a pile of serious fame whoring, trashy rich person issues, from drug addiction to everything else Christians would find the devils work… Maybe you’d rather see everyone’s favorite father and angry weirdo Mike Lohan in some weird spa treatment… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Apr 13, 2016 at 6:34pm PDT But seeing Lohan, not just because of her great tits, back with her drug dealers, creators, pimps…at a concert for publicity, seeing as the whore mom wants any attention she can get from her golden child…warms my heart…it brings me hope…that Lohan is recovered, has forgiven the family for robbing her of a life, and is ready to come back from where she’s been hiding, only to self destruct again, because it’s fun to watch…it feels like home….this is so right… She’s hot…even if she’s ageing terribly like a porn star..she’s a goddess to me. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Cleavage with her Parents of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart Is The Hottest When She's Dark And Mysterious

Kristen Stewart made her mark playing a vampire lover and while we’ve seen her in many different colors, I believe she looks the best in black. And she looks even better when she’s in black and white and showing off some great cleavage. … read more

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Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day

I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this… Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO… The post Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid for Glamour Germany of the Day

Bella Hadid is the Bootleg Hadid sister, with bootleg plastic surgery tits, in bootleg Glamour magazine for Bootleg Germany, because she’s Bootleg…at least in the grand scheme of things…but to a whole other group of rich kids, she and her sister are EVERYTHING…they are everything they would want to spend their dad’s money on…photoshoots with big photographers, attending all the big events, hanging with the big agencies who used to pimp your gold digging mother…you know idols to a generation of vapid and useless cunts… I am not mad at the Hadids or their existence. It’s not like they tried to suicide bomb my local grocery store when I was hitting on single sad women buying 3 bananas… I just think taking opportunity, all the opportunity in the world because you have a rich as fuck dad, and turning it into high school drop out who gets half naked in fashion magazines that only cast you because they like the instagram clicks they get on your page your team created for you in trying to make you the half arab Kardashians…is a fucking waste… So when I look at an average looking, but skinny, girl like Bella Hadid celebrated for basically being the useless sister of a useless rich girl who is trendy….getting jobs for that reason alone…not all that hot…I just hope the world turns on them, leading to desperation, drug addiction, sex tapes, suicides, etc…because at least there will be more substance to what these girls do. The post Bella Hadid for Glamour Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day

Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber….I had the exclusive thanks to her management hating her and talking shit on her a few weeks after it happened but it only came out over a year after it happened…I am so current… That said, Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber…while married and a mom of a kid she probably never sees because Miranda Kerr is Australian and Australians like to get drunk and be crazy…but that’s not very Mall Brand Sweatshop Made Overpriced Panties to Afford all those MALL LOCATIONS friendly… So she was left scared and alone, to fend for herself with a lot of money, a hot model body, while her husband ran off with a bunch of dudes, before settling with Katy Perry, while she ran off with a bunch of billionaires, forcing her to go out there and find new brand deals..and magazines to feature her, because billionaires don’t like gold digging hookers unless they are working or published in the media… Her current billionaire is the SNAPCHAT guy who created SNAPCHAT to get girls to send him NUDES with confidence..and who probably has image recognition software that sends every nude private snapchat across his network to his inbox….but there were other billionaires, two who even had a fist fight over her, one who is now with Mariah Carrey and the whole thing is so ridiculous, considering there are a million Miranda Kerrs out there to fuck…who are still working for the mall brands…just ask LEO… This is her doing media to stay relevant, her tits look bigger, her hips look bigger, and I think it’s probably her best work, other than trying to get knocked up with BILLIONAIRE baby, it’s the actual retirement plan, she just needs to time it so that the kid is born when the first one turns 15, so she maximizes child support into her 50s…all this other photoshoot shit is just nonsense… The post Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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