22 year old Australian Maia Mitchell, who apparently an actress who has been in the industry since 2005 when she was 12, leading to a whole bag of issues that come with pushing your kid into working at a young age, motivating them by spoiling them and telling them they are the best, only to realize that they aren’t…makes for crazy… That said, she’s outside a bar, flashing her panties, because she’s a big star on ABC Family you’ve never head of and all I know is that as an Australian, I’d expect her to be playing ping pong with her dick…or something equally outrageous, since Australians are so much fun… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maia Mitchell Panty Flash for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People give Gwyneth Paltrow a lot of flack for her constant dieting tips and recipes that contain ingredients not found on this planet, but you can’t argue with the results. Gwyneth Paltrow looks amazing in a bikini…. read more
Naomi Watts is about 100 years old…but this is what she wants you to think she looks like… I find it a little hard to believe…partially because no 100 year old looks like this…especially not an Australian….because due to ozone layer sun damage…and hard living, hard drinking, party life….they generally look like weather crocodiles by 35… I don’t know what Hollywood magic with lighting, after effect, photoshop, duct tape pounds of make-up, is going on here…I just know I know 20 year olds who don’t drink, do drugs, live the hollywood life, who drink lots of water and sleep well every night…who have more wrinkles than this.. Maybe this is shot in a wind tunnel…. The post Naomi Watts is 100 Years old in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence bores me…even when she tries to be interesting, dramatic, or edgy…wearing a blazer with no undershirt like some kind of harlot..cocktease…who is really just some awkward weirdo who happens to have good tits, we’ve all seen the tits, she had leaked pics and dude got arrested for leaking the pics, making her tits some kind of bank heist caliber tit, seeing as she’s the biggest, highest paid star…. But I just don’t get it…I don’t think there’s anything special about her, I don’t believe acting requires real talent and I don’t think her acting is anything revolutionary…but then again, I always watch movies with contempt knowing these overpaid assholes are just fucking lying to me, and for the most part, it’s really the writer who deserves all the credit, since these twats are all interchangeable…they just don’t think that, it gets in the way of their hollywood egos… I guess what I’m saying is keep trying magazines, and film producers, Jennifer Lawrence peaked with the nudes, and play the victim card like a Kardashian, those nudes are all she should be known for and as responsible casting directors…punished for… What happened to a bitch getting fired for being sleazy and inappropriate…where are the morality clauses…we know it was a cheap PR stunt…but why does she get off, while we get off for it…and continue to work….why can’t they Hulk Hogan her and ban her from the WWF that is her acting career…because I’ve had enough of her…and I’m ready for fresh new pussy…and seeing as it is my birthday…I should get what I want. The post Jennifer Lawrence in Harper’s Bazaar of my Birthday Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Crazy Driver Tries To Ram Motorcycle Rich Woman at the Male Strip Club Lynching of the Day Wall of China Of the Day Neck Kick Knock Out Police Shooting from Body Cam of the Day Police Chase in Detroit Cop at Walmart The post Sex Toy of the Day and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
