Bella Hadid is a fabricated creature from the womb of some gold digging model whore and her very rich dad who fucked gold digging model whores… She’s fabricated because she’s the less cute sister, that they’ve attached her to like a latch on, or worse like a Kardashian….and coupled with the right Plastic surgery, she’s been pulling it off as the edgier, harder faced version of her sister….I’m talking doing racier shoots, solidifying her position, all while being uninteresting, not even hot, not a model…but social media fucking lover her… So it would be expected that her vacation social media pics are some rich kid contrived shit that looks like it’s out of a cheesy catalog for a mall brand…because all these people lack vision and creativity…they are so uninteresting… The only thing good about her is that I know her “boyfriend”…hooks up with girls in Canada when she’s not in Canada… All this to say…brats… The post Bella Hadid’s Contrived Vacation Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not a fashion stylist but I know whatever is going on here is some busting out overstuffed sausage…in overalls, tapping into the farmers daughter fetish, which I guess is better than the PUCK SLUT fetish her Canadian fans, including but not limited to her ex husband, pro Hockey player and Canadian Furniture Heir…because imagining her entitled, spoiled brat, narcissist, child star ass, all fit and thick and round, like she does a lot of squats….is more exciting when you think it’s from carrying buckets for freshly milked milk, or hay barrels, all virginal because the only men she knows is her dad and brothers…..rather than from taking it from the entire team to build morale… I am not a Hilary Duff fan and never was, but some people just fucking love her and get mad when they find out she’s got a new boyfriend, like they were still 16 year old losers, thinking they may have a chance, 20 years later… In 2000, Y2K, I bet a drinking buddy that in my lifetime I would fuck Christina Aguilera…I haven’t, but there is still time, it is almost as delusional as these people in love with famous people they’ll never meet…I was only betting him that because he bought me drinks and I had no intention on fucking Christina Aguilera….I don’t even want to fuck Christina Aguilera now, 16 years later….but at the time I was convinced it was possible and that was pre social media – when it is seemingly more possible… What I am saying is that, Hilary Duff and her juicy mom ass in tight pants are for you to jerk off to, not for you to jerk off on, unless you print out her pictures like one of those weirdos, because there’s no way you’ll get in this…even if it’s not that great. Here’s a better outfit for her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF HILARY DUFF THICKNESS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Overalls are One Size Too Small of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s funny that a girl like Selena Gomez spends most of her life making herself as white as possible, so that people don’t see her like Donald Trump pretends to see her, as some lazy Mexican wet back stealing white jobs, in the country because of her parents jumping borders in Texas, when it was probably her grandparents doing that…. But not it’s cool to be ethnic, it’s cool to be diverse, Hollywood needs to cast girls for their ethnicity, rather than for how white they are… So seeing her using the Day of the Dead skull make-up, is as bad as Sombrero’s and TexMex restaurants during Cinco de Mayo or an Office lunch birthday party… But she’s allowed because she’s Mexican, so you can’t yell CULTURAL APPROPRIATION even though she’s whiter than white and trained to be white…even if she was white you could claim this is the black face for Mexicans… Which is just further evidence that cultural appropriation is such a bullshit cause, because everyone is so fucking white now, anything they do, even if it is their own ethnicity seems like a fucking parody… Doesn’t matter. The post Selena Gomez Gone Mexican of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate that whenever you say that anyone is “on a boat”…some asshole who is overly influenced by social media, pop culture, viral videos, youtubers, the internet…will sing that Andy Samberg song… It makes me hope for the apocalypse, which we are on the right track to hit in our lifetimes, and that in and of itself is kind of exciting…because we need a reset…and I guess so does EMMA STONE, because she’s gone sailing…you know to deal with her rough life being rich as fuck, famous as fuck… The post Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is the fat chick by Hollywood Standards, I know Americans who are used to Obese think this is normal, but it’s not, just look at that neck…. She’s also the TITTY killer, because she had these huge saggers that she chopped off and repackaged into what are still pretty HUGE…along with everything – EVEN HER VAGINA CLIT… She’s been celebrated HARD the last few months since turning 18, I don’t watch TV so didn’t realize she was the portly little roundness people were jerking off to when watching shitty sitcoms…I didn’t even know she existed…but since that birthday…these new tits have been out there, talked about by her and the media…and now she’s doing weirdo staged paparazzi style paparazzi pics – in the Bahamas…because there is no way these aren’t staged…posing, doing YOGA pose weirdness, but most importantly in a white bikini, because white bikins when wet are see through, making them the only bikini worth being friends with…. I guess I’m just confused how she’s got an OUTTY pussy, usually that’s reserved for skinny girls…fat chicks all just have slit…because their fat lips bury the inner unit… FASCINATING POST – right? RIGHT!!! I’m old, she’s young, chubby or not, I like it…that’s what happens when you get old….everyone looks good as long as they aren’t old… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in red bikini…. Here’s a bonus instagram tit pic.. The post Fatty Titty Murderer Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Courtney Stodden the star of COURTNEY UNCOVERED , a masturbation video she staged that was her most important work…a creature who came out of some stripclub with some low level celebrity as his 16 year old bride, something that would have got him arrested in California, but didn’t because she was in her 30s…but all the tabloids went along with it…and at one point in her career, I even saw her getting her breasts scanned on TV to prove she didn’t have implants…THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN….fucked up.. Well, since mastering the media, while being a real disturbing, uncomfortable to watch, medicated mess…who looks 40…she’s gone onto catch herself on fire on social media…because I guess when you’ve used all your tactics to get talked about, from sex offense victim to clown tits to sex tape…you have limited options…and this is what you come up with…. I find it amazing, but I adore Courtney Stodden, and not just because her team invited me to her Halloween party once…an event I missed…but that has a lot to do with it…most of the low levels fucking hate me, but this one almost wanted to invite me in and that alone is more magical than her catching herself on fire while medicated… That said, she looks like a lot of fun…my kind of girl…half dead, destroyed and too fucked up to resist my cuddles…a goddess to some…terrifying to others…a good balance of both to me… The post Courtney Stodden Catches on Fire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….Nipples, especially on a constantly topless model, like Hungarian Victoria’s Secret model Edita….are an artistic interpretation, that connects to our souls, and nourishes us through mother’s milk that is dramatic filtered pictures…. I don’t know what this Porter Magazine is, but think it’s the men’s site for a fashion clothing store called Net a Porter, it’s European, so these aggressive, sexual, I CAN SEE HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS, are editorial….but more pornographic, or PLAYBOY in the 70s to me…but I guess…since I’ve been flagged a pornographer all these years,even though I barely produce content and never post porn, should be happy that the maintream billion dollar companies are becoming more pornographic, you know to reaffirm how well I’ve failed at life, content, production and making that internet money…. When Porter paid money to make these pictures, they were seen as “art” or content to market to their people, their audience…their mailing list….but when I take their images and put them up and say “LOOK AT HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS”, even though I didn’t take the pics, or direct the shoot, or say “SHOW MORE PUSSY MOUNT IN THE POSE TO GET THE POINT OF THE SHOOT ACROSS”….because I’m sarcastic…it becomes porn…and people think how predatory I am…”drunken stepfather, that’s a creepy name, that sounds like a rapist, that sounds like a guy who fucks his wife’s kids”…because clearly you can’t be drunk or a stepfather without being a rapist pervert…you assholes.. Enough about me, here’s the fashion PUSSY MOUND PIC that I say “SHIT I LIKE HER SPREAD LEGS WOULD LOVE TO RUB MY TONGUE UP THAT, PUT THAT CLIT IN MY MOUTH, HELL PUT THE WHOLE PUSSY IN MY MOUTH AS I GENTLY SUCK AND EXPLORE HER LIPS AND CLIT WITH MY TONGUE, CIRCLING AND FLICKING HER INTO ORGASMIC FRENSY AS SHE FILLS MY MOUTH WITH HER SQUIRT, CONTROLING HER ORGASM BY ROCKING HER HIPS INTO MY FACE”….which is totally not what they wanted when taking these pics…you fucking pervert predators….LIKE ME! The post Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars. The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”… The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed… I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them…. But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams… The post Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars. The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”… The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed… I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them…. But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams… The post Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is everything….even when she kills a fish to pose naked with it for fashion modeling, you forget about the animal she killed for the picture, you just respect her hustle and assume that her communist Russian spy training meant she caught it herself…with her mouth…barehanded….skills that when used sexually can make even the biggest womanizing A Lister…commit to her…sure it helps that she’s the hottest girl modeling…even if she’s been pretty low level…her vagina has seen very rich cock…and now it’s grinding up on a dead fish…which funny enough is cleaner than the rich cock that has fucked everything…. The post Irina Shayk Naked with a Fish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
