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Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day

Lea Michele is still mourning the loss of her drug addicted fake boyfriend used as a marketing tactic to promote their shitty show…GLEE…while he was out in Canada doing hard drugs and she was probably in LA jerking off her dick… She’s come out of her dark depression hole into the sun….to remind us that there is a life after death for the people who loss…or some shit…that you’d think any normal young person who lost the love of their life to drugs would still hurt when she thinks about him…but you gotta move one…something she did 5 minutes after he died because it got her out of that contract so she could go back to fucking guys she wanted to…n None of these people have souls…but they have shameless selfies.. The post Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day

Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day

Lea Michele is still mourning the loss of her drug addicted fake boyfriend used as a marketing tactic to promote their shitty show…GLEE…while he was out in Canada doing hard drugs and she was probably in LA jerking off her dick… She’s come out of her dark depression hole into the sun….to remind us that there is a life after death for the people who loss…or some shit…that you’d think any normal young person who lost the love of their life to drugs would still hurt when she thinks about him…but you gotta move one…something she did 5 minutes after he died because it got her out of that contract so she could go back to fucking guys she wanted to…n None of these people have souls…but they have shameless selfies.. The post Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Dubsmashes Herself of the Day

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 17, 2016 at 10:04pm PDT This is just creepy as fuck. You know, a girl reverting back to her youth, for an App that probably pays her, in what you may think is funny or cute or clever, but that I know comes from a crazy place, where when she’s in her house, probably involves her reliving the glory days, making her friends read the other lines, as she does her Parent Trap breakout performance that was so promising for her future, but that she fucked up by self distructing… I’m still a fan, because I like crazy, unstable, spoiled girls…and there’s something poetic and terrifying about this…”it was all so simple back then”….depressive… Happy #St.Patrick'sDayReds ????????May your blessings out number the shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you wherever you go???????? A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 17, 2016 at 10:08am PDT The post Lindsay Lohan Dubsmashes Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Puffy Nipple of the Day

Kendall Jenner rocked the puffy nipples she got from her daddy Bruce Jenner…while she left her family’s most important sponsor – the “dermatologist”…because the family, not just BRUCE and his tits, have had so much plastic surgery….In fact, Bruce Jenner, the one who changed his gender, has less work done than any of the others…which is just absurd… I guess the good thing with Kendall is that she’s had strategic fillers, which is code for dud And she got it all for free, she just had to walk out of the facility for the paparazzi to get a pic of her next to the sign, and what better way to do that than divert your surgery, pretend it’s for acne, with some puffy nipples the blogs will write about.. It’s so fucking twisted, but these plastic cunts who cry feminism, are just frankenstein in the lab monsters fucking up body ideals of the youth with bodies you can only get with a lot of money, not that you should want their bodies, and bodies that aren’t celebrating their natural state… We live in a world that shames naturally skinny models for making 2 percent of girls stop eating and dying, while motivating the other 98 percent of girls to try to be fit….and replace them with science experiments…it’s fucked. Here are THE PROCEDURES THEY OFFER The post Kendall Jenner’s Puffy Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini for Spring Break of the Day

When Jessica Alba isn’t selling fake product called “Honest”….because everyone knows anyone who needs to call something “honest”…is full of fucking shit…especially when that person is an actress who’s entire career has been a fucking lie, she didn’t even tell people that she was a fucking Mexican for the longest time…so all these “organic” products contain toxic chemicals and she’s getting busted for her, not that she has ever worked there, or made any decisions ever, or anywhere, she’s just a puppet, the figurehead who sits around a looks pretty enough as a mom…so that people buy her shit, it’s her thing…it’s all she knows….and here are her tits…on Spring Break…where she’s doing solid thinking and planning to take her bullshit public…because it’s all her motherfuckers, at least that’s what she thinks, and really it may be true in terms of sales, like she’s the AVON lady of her own AVON… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini for Spring Break of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day

I have consistently been calling out Ashley Tisdale for having a monster face her entire career. I’ve also heard stories from people who went to school with her before she was a Disney Puppet claiming she’s 5 or 6 years older than she pretends to be, not that that matters, but I’m a man with many layers, I am not all hate, I can look at the positive, there are layers here, and in Ashley Tisdale’s case, her shitty face, bad nose job, and pretty boring vibe is outweighed by a fit body, hot ass and piles of money…so we like her…especially if she brown paper bags that shit…turning away from the camera works too… The post Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day

Bella Thorne is the future…EVEN if I am convinced she’s a 40 year old ex-stripper who focuses on her fitness and is smart enough to know how to use her sexuality to manipulate people into following her…because young girls are usually bad at being subtle slutty, or casual slutty, or oblivious slutty, where thy act so innocent in their slutty, that it hardly seems like she’s spread legged in a bikini on snapchat… It’s brilliant, simple, and brilliant…and I am a fan of everything she’s putting out. The post Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karrueche Tran in a Bikini of the Day

There’s some hood event happening in Miami, so all the “hood” girls like Karrueche Tran, who I don’t even know if she’s hood or not, the only thing I know about her is that she is or was Chris Brown’s girlfriend, which I guess is pretty gangster, not because Chris Brown is hard or anything, dude’s a little dancing queen, but he is strong and into beating women, clearly an emotional freak, and dealing with that, may be worth being put on the map…JUST ASK RIHANNA…but still a possible war zone…that she’s survived…. Here she is in Bikini… Here is her ass in shorts… TO SEE HER ASS IN SHORTS CLCIK HERE The post Karrueche Tran in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Gets Slutty of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the weirdest shaped chubby girl with a dumb looking face who can push millions of sales in shitty products no one needs because of a deal with the devil that her family made – in which their soulless OJ murder defending asses have taken over the media without having any marketable skills, talent and aren’t even that good looking. Kylie, thanks is some doughy, weirdly shaped, probably from injections and fat transfers, with dead eyes, thanks to being exploited since she was a kid Here she is for a photoshoot…for Wonderland Magazine, because her body isn’t a Wonderland, but it is a product of modern science…which is exciting when in shorts too tight and men’s underwear – gender fluid – like her daddy……weird…garbage… The post Kylie Jenner Gets Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk is Naked in Polaroids of the DAy

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who got her start as a titty model…who I thought they were going to replace Candice Swanepoel with, but apparently, they are the same age, this one’s probably just the stand in, who is less maintenance and expensive while giving the exact same vibe as their A-Lister, without costing as much or being as annoying as their A-Lister, because before booking Victoria’s Secret, this girl was getting naked for free in pictures…because she’s hot and even if she wasn’t some pervert photographer out there would take pics of her naked…because dudes with cameras are sexual predators…. She’s lovely in her hipster “artist” polaroids to be ironic or “high concept” nonsense that with nipples, high paid nipples, becomes legit. The post Elsa Hosk is Naked in Polaroids of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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