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Anastasia Ashley Wears Shorts Shorts and Restaurants Don’t Like It of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friend, pro surfer Anastasia Ashley was just asked to cover up in a restaurant for wearing shorts that are too short. These are the shorts… If you support a woman’s right to wear whatever shorts she wants and think her shorts are fine because you like short shorts call 949-718-0188 and asked for manager Serina and let her know… Shorts are never too short…and being oppressive to women over their outfit choices…is up on some pretty woman discrimination shit…and we can’t be having that in this modern day free world…especially when her ass is FIRE!! The post Anastasia Ashley Wears Shorts Shorts and Restaurants Don’t Like It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ready For That Jessica Alba Bikini Feeling?

Posted on March 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As many of us look out our windows at the gray sky or dark clouds or even in some places snow, many of us are wondering if the warmer days of spring and summer will ever get here. Well, I can’t predict the future, but I can tell you, you are going to feel like running around in shorts and a t-shirt after seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini. … read more

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Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Rohrbach looks like the kind of girl who uses her pussy to get ahead, like some kind of low level opportunist who fucks high level people who is now on some low level movie called Baywatch…she used to fuck Leo… I guess in her defence, all models are on some level hooking…I call it doing the same thing as street hookers, just in a higher rate hotel….with richer people who can hook them up…but it’s all the same fucking thing… I mean she looks like a stripper…her tits were designed for lap dances, but she’s clearly smarter in how she uses them… I call this face – the how she fucked leo up the ass face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love…. They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie… I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare… Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There comes a time (30) in every woman’s life where she turns 30…and it is all down hill from there…that’s probably why they all start having kids at that age, because even without the kids, they start to get sloppy, their stomachs start to bloat and expand, maybe to make them feel like they aren’t prime pussy anymore so that they breed, or to warm men that they aren’t prime pussy or that fertile anymore so the risk of knocking them up after unprotected sex after meeting them at an N Sync reunion concert are lower, but they’re probably the age where they’d flip the condom out and fuck themselves with the cum trying to get pregnant even if you were protected, not that anyone is protected, all in efforts to put the body to use before it implodes, or I guess explodes…from the screaming uterus…and hormones producing fat cells.. So, Alba, who is over 30, realizes this, and has the odds against her being all Mexican and shit, which if you know Mexicans, and I don’t because I am Mexican in Canada, but I went to a Mexican resort once, they all end up neckless and sloppy…and not just from eating too many corn tortillas…but because of that mean 30… What I am saying is this girl goes to the gym everyday all day, and still has a gut hanging over her bikini shorts, while on Vacation from her rough job of being on Vacation for a lie of a brand called HONEST she’s honorary CEO of, because it makes her feel smart and makes the brand people have something to promote with.. All this to say…old, sloppy, mom or not..I mean those stretch marked tits look like a fucking burn victim, but I still wonder if she ever takes it up the ass, cuz girl looks pregnant again. Jesus – I just took a closer look at her shattered tits…what the fuck.. To See More Pics CLICK HERE The post Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristin Cavallari’s Milking Herself of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Kristin Cavallari posting a breast milking picture on the internet because she’s a mom, with tit milk, who breast feeds, and that needs to be celebrated in this oppressive social media world we live in, because social media thinks breast feeding is porn, and I guess it kind of is because you get to see nipple when it happens, but the whole baby latching kinda takes away from the boner…because of the whole baby and anyone who is breast feeding erotica loving…is straight up weird…like me. Fascinating…for someone from the Hills, this is all she’s got going for her… In more interesting – totally irrelevant cunt news, here’s Chelsea Handler trying to get some attention – FULLY NUDE… The post Kristin Cavallari’s Milking Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rat Cow is So Busted of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t want to post this pics, or endorse or support Em Rat Cow more than I already have, not because I hate her, I just think she’s overrated garbage that belongs in a strip club, unless her parents are rich, in which case dancing in the bottle service booth with other rich guys she fucks… I don’t think she should be in movies or TV, because some misguided (word of the day) producer fucked her, likes her tits, or thinks Hype means dollar signs…even if the hype is just social media hype, not real hype, or talent or compelling anything, but tits… Sure tits have historically got girls so far ahead, but we are in a world where we have options and just because these tits got millions of followers by being tits, doesn’t mean all the other tits out there don’t matter…so next time you see some tits, tell those tits you care, and that Em Rat Cow and her shitty face, even if she’s not a shitty person, but probably is, isn’t the only tits in the world, despite what Em Rat Cow is trying to say…or thinks… She’s just like TILA TEQUILA from myspace, millions of followers, give her a show, let her ride hight 2-4 years, before self destructing because bitch never had it, it was all inflated lies… She’s Had her 5 minutes – give it to someone else goddamn it.. THAT SAID…she’s got an amazing body. The post Em Rat Cow is So Busted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Irwin is Amazing of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know what you’re thinking “I wonder if Megan Irwin is Steve Irwin’s daughter, you know the Crocodile Hunter, because that would be amazing, that guy was great before being dead”… Because that is the only Australian Irwin I know, and you work by associatio because you’re half retarded and don’t think rationally that another Irwin could grace this earth.. Then you find out that this Megan Irwin, the most incredible looking model I’ve seen today, is actually Australian and assume that they must be related, that’s how she got into the industry, through ZOOLOGY, because Australia is an island populated by criminals from the Europe, leading to a limited depth in gene pool, but then why are all Australians so good looking, drunk, and a good time…if incest was really as bad as the hicks in the Ozarks make it look… Either way, Australia or not, I’d still fuck her if she was my sister…that’s what this is about right? Megan Irwin being the future or something? Right… BONUS – She’s one of the babes in Mario Testino’s Vogue Australia Shoot The post Megan Irwin is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Even Ben Affleck Can't Resist Amy Adams' Cleavage

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have stated before that Amy Adams is quite the beautiful woman, and if you didn’t believe me, then you should take Ben Affleck’s word for it. Well, not so much his word for it, but his glance at her incredible cleavage on the red carpet for the premiere of Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. I don’t think Affleck would have lasted one day on the set of American Hustle…. read more

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Naomi Watts for The Edit Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a great photoshoot of Naomi Watts, who is not only 47 years old, but also Australian and even when they are celebrities, those two things combined make for a weathered grape looking faced women – and no matter what amount of botox jacked into them – can’t save that, it instead just makes for a clown face…. Meaning, these are either taken in 1996….when she still looked like this, or she’s just been photoshopped to shit, and this is in fact not her, but rather an a artist rendition of her. I can’t believe she actually signed off, not because she doesn’t look good but because it’s shameless, or bold to think she can get away with it…or maybe she’s just as delusional and into herself as all these instagram people, and really all people on social media in general, who when you meet them look nothing like they pretend to be… A picture may say 1000 words, but most of those words are lies. Thanks internet. The post Naomi Watts for The Edit Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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