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Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day

Mario Testino is a top tier photographer, which to me doesn’t mean very much, because I think everyone is a photographer thanks to the iPhone and Instagram, but I guess some photographers are considered photographers and constantly get booked on the bigger budget photoshoots because they’ve tricked the right people into thinking they are geniuses or talented, which I guess is debatable, since everyone is a photographer, but more importantly because the best or highest paid “artists”…are usually the easiest to work with, or the best marketed, or the ones with the best agents, who know how to do the best self promotion… Doesn’t matter, because Mario Testino figured it out, we can’t hate him for that… In figuring it out, his personal art project is shooting the girls, usually A or B listers in their TOWELS on set, he’s done it with so many people, that girls think it is an honor to be asked, and I guess Bella Thorne is the latest… Looks like she’s made it, or maybe we’re the ones who made it, because we get to watch the 40 year old pretending to be 18, on her journey of casual slutty, building her social media audience and taking over as an “actor”…when all the other instagram whores are just whores…. The post Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of Maria Sharapova is that she was using performance enhancement medication that the Tennis industry didn’t even know were performance enhancing drugs for the last decade of her career, before it being banned because there are so many meds out there, it’s tough to regulate them… But I believe her when she said it was preventative of her family history of Diabetes…seems legit, like when pro football players have ANGINA…while fat people I know don’t even have Angina or pre-diabetes drugs… It’s a massive money making industry, and here are her massive thighs in a bikini…not exciting but still a cheater in a bikini which should be hot to at least one of you…and since there is only one of you out there…let’s hope for the best. Here she is laughing at all you suckers who thought she was actually a tennis star and not a drug addict. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT PICS CLICK HERE The post Maria Sharapova in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know… They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate.. But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long. The post Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day

Emma Stone has a crazy fucking ass…I had no idea..which is probably why I always made fun of her weird mouth and career that I felt was a scam from pandering to nerds by being the accessible chick…irrelevant or insignificant like most of my commentary… Her ass is legendary, amazing, and I don’t think it’s just the pants squeezing her right, I think it’s just fitness that has paid off in an era where girls embrace being fat and dumpy. She’s probably training to be a superhero, you know since that’s part of her marketing to the nerds who love her because she’s average…or maybe she’s always been built like this, but only now showing it because she’s older, richer and more confident…or maybe…I just never noticed it because I was hating on her, when I should have been writing her love letters to try to K-Fed her…by resisting pulling out and cumming all over the fire..but choosing the UTERUS instead… Not that it would be an option, but I would have pretended it was while masturbating to her if I had known she was packing this heat… Shit..I’d love to let her shit on me…not because I’m German or into shit, in fact it’s the one thing I am not into when it comes to sex, but it would be worth it with Emama Stone and this ass, just to see where it comes from… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Emily Blunt Saying No To Nudity?

They say that all good things come to an end, but I say that’s not always true. Good things can and should keep going. For instance Emily Blunt should continue to do nude scenes in movies. There is absolutely no reason for her to stop going topless now…. read more

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Chelsea Handler and Maria Sharapova Have A Sexy Vacation Together

One thing that always leaves me scratching my head is odd celebrity friendships. You know what I’m talking about, those strange friendships between two people you would think would never happen, but somehow they do. For instance, Chelsea Handler and Maria Sharapova apparently are such good friends that they vacation together. Odd, yes. Sexy, also yes…. read more

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Bar Refaeli Pregnany Bikini Pic of the Day

Bar Refaeli is at the perfect stage of pregnancy which does exist, where her body just looks like she ate too much for dinner, her tits are swollen and hormonal, and she’s pregnant with another man’s baby so that when you fuck her you can’t get her pregnancy again, but you can call her a whore for fucking you with another man’s baby inside her… Fascinating.. The post Bar Refaeli Pregnany Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maggie Q Upskirt of the Day

I have no idea who Maggie Q is…but I know what her panties looked like the other night…and it was not as fascinating as when her dad, a soldier in Vietnam war violating local Vietnamese women and making babies and then a life with them…because first comes Napalm then Comes Sex with local Hookers trying to make money for food then comes Maggie Q in a baby carriage..back in 1979… And here she is now.. The post Maggie Q Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What Twists, Turns, And Nudity Will "Game Of Thrones" Season 6 Bring?

Even if you are not a Game of Thrones fan, you are still a Game of Thrones fan. What I mean by that is you may not watch the show for the plot, but you do watch the show for the nudity. Season 6 is set to premiere in less than a month and who knows what twists, turns, and nudity it will bring…. read more

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Xenia Deli Hot Model Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…in her panties…not that she’s Jewish because she’s from Eastern Europe / former USSR, where the Jewish had to denounce being Jewish otherwise they would get killed off… She is and owns the best meat sandwich I want dripping off my face when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties I would take off with my mouth, and she’d probably let me, since despite being one of the hottest, she’s never quite make it like her sex working sisters Irina Shayk…and all other Russian models…I have no idea why, especially with the name Xenia…you’d think nerds everywhere would buy into this…like I have…not that I ever feel like a nerd, I’m more of the coolest person wherever I go while everyone else are fucking losers, who looks homeless and unshowered so I keep it on the downlow.. Not that this is about it, it’s not, it’s about perfection in the form of this deli meat… These pics are for something called “Design Scene”… TO SEE HER IN SHITTY CATALOG LINGERIE PICS ,A HREF=”http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=78145″ TARGET=”_BLANK”> CLICK HERE The post Xenia Deli Hot Model Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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