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Willa Holland Ass in Jeans of the Day

We’ve gone over Willa Holland, who is in that Canadian shot show Arrow, but who I remember as a character on the OC from a year I watched TV with a friend who loved the OC, because he would use the latest episode as conversation starters in college bars in an era you had to talk to girls to fuck them or finger them on the dance floor…which he did…no matter how fat she was…in what would have been great memes if only I had a camera I’ve gone into her being Brian de Palma’s stepdaughter, possibly the inspiration of Dressed to Kill, a movie I wanted in the 80s and used to jerk off to the blonde bush of the main character, because blonde bush is so rare….prove me wrong blonde bushes out there… What I’m loving with this pic is the mom jeans, mom ass, reminding me of the 90s…when all asses looked this bad… I’m a fan… The post Willa Holland Ass in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day

Here is a picture of JOJO’s face looking in pain for those of you into girls who look like they are in pain or struggling, which I assume is a lot of you, because why else would JOJO be making these faces to her weirdo audience that you know is 90 percent pervert dude from the 90s who still remembers JOJO… WHy else would she be pandering to the crowd by flashing her its, in a video I am using her struggle face as an excuse to post again, so that people don’t think I’m some basement locking, woman beating, pervert who uses tears for lube for orgasms… The post Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Garner Panty Flash of the Day

Kim Garner is some UK celebrity with a fucking amazing body which would make you think she’s not actually from the UK, since she’s thin, has all her teeth, isn’t grey skinned, a real freak of nature from that beef stew eating sunless nation…which I guess is enough reason for her to be famous by UK standards you know for being a freak of nature according to them…like how does this UK chick look so LA…weird glitch or something I gather… Well, like all UK girls she’s snapped by the paps, who are into the get out of car pap, since 90 percent of the time it results in a pussy flash, while here we just see some panty…panty not more revealing than all her bikini pics, panties she’s pretending to cover up because she’s a lady…a lady in reality tv…so not a lady at all. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kim Garner Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Porn of the Day

40 year old Bella Thorne…deserves an academy award for being subtly comedic in her slutty behavior that gets every blog writing about her daily…not that people even read blogs, but that must be helping her get more and more famous… It’s like take instagram model tactics, add some professionalism and budget to it, and maintain your slut to be not super slutty, just slutty enough, that people remain engaged… It’s like – she’s just a girl in a bikini sprawled out on the dude she fucks…like a pornstar…but it’s innocent fun…despite how many people are jerking off to it. I still like this video of her telling her famous actor boyfriend to “FUCK THIS” as she slaps her ass – to which he says “This is for my public snap”….and she says “it’s ok”…oh my god…because that is the kind of girl she is…my kind of girl.. The post Bella Thorne’s Bikini Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day

Irina Shayk is everything…and as long as she’s in a bikini top, even with chicken cutlet inserts in, pushing them tits up, she can make anything look good. Like in these pics where she is documenting the death of horse/donkey/mule with her bikini top….just to prove that she makes dead or dying animals look good. It’s the circle of life…or some shit…that is very dark and Russian of her to advertise…I like it. I’d let these killer Russian tits kill me, she’s such a fucking master of manipulation, evil and it’s fucking hot. Evil tits…feed me. The post Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Turner in a Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Turner is some whore from Georgia…at least I assume she’s a whore – because that’s what girls who aspire to be bikini models are… Maybe I am just bitter because in ONE year ago in 5 Days she messaged me asking to feature her on the site…and I never did…but here she is now…her Big tits, too big for me, my window of opportunity closed…left alone to stare at her bikini… I missed the time I needed to take advantage her, when she needed followers and craved standing out, and was willing to do anything to get there…Now she’s got 100 of thousands of followers…and I’ve failed. The post Elizabeth Turner in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gia Genevieve for TREATS! Of the Day

Big titty model Gia Genevieve model doing something for TREATS!, which is the LA based escort agency, that prints out a magazine randomly, to lure in new LA aspiring models to give out to their rich friends…and investors…or invite them to all their exclusive events…so exclusive that they take place in mansion bathrooms and bedrooms and yachts… Here is her MODEL MAYHEM which outlines her objectives of “all expenses paid and I’m there”… She may want to take that off now that she’s as high profile as she is, we call this from Playboy to more fashionable than Playboy, but still doing the same thing, one just pays better on a personal level, through child support opportunities… The post Gia Genevieve for TREATS! Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington is Good on HUNGER Magazine of the Day

Rosie Huntington is on all fours.. That’s all I have to say about that…that is all that matters…that is everything… I just don’t understand how the cover is so good – and the insides are so shit….but I guess that goes for most models…in terms of their look versus their personality, but maybe I am just angry at them because they all hate me…and don’t grease me or charm me with their best act since they don’t see me as a Sugar Daddy contender… The post Rosie Huntington is Good on HUNGER Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Bikini Vacation Porn of the Day

I guess Calvin Harris decided to secure his K-Fed of Taylor Swift, by showing her bikini body off to the world…saying “look my 2 x 4 of a girlfriend is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and has been working on her booty, hopefully via pregnancy, because I need that Child support check for when the world realizes 40 year old DJs are pathetic, lame, and creepy. It’s also a good diversion from all the hookers I fuck on the road, if I post her pic, it’s like I don’t stick my dick in everything with a soul, since I am dating something without a soul and it gets exhausting trying to pretend to care about her money grubbing scam, until 50% of that money is mine, which is the goal”…. At least that’s how I read into this cheesy, but not as cheesy as being a DJ bullshit pics…. All I smell is the Herpes all these fuckers have… All this to say, what’s with her weird instagram booty pose, this is Taylor Swift, the conservative slut in high waisted shorts…what the fuck is she instagram modeling for..oh right..the DJ…Weird. A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 4:59pm PDT The post Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Bikini Vacation Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diane Kruger in a Magazine of the Day

Diane Kruger is almost 40 and she’s pretty fucking hot… She best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson, because Dawson’s Creek makes American Dreams come true… Maybe she is also known for her own stab at hollywood by being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and National Treasure 3 and a bunch of other shit she’s getting paid…whatever else she has done before this a photoshoot… What it comes down to, is she is German..therefore dudes shit on her….and she likes it.. Oh and she’s a Nazi…or from Nazi roots, but with a name like Kruger, maybe she was more from a concentration camp survivor roots…either way…let’s stick to the getting shit on storyline.. The post Diane Kruger in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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