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Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day

It’s Selena Gomez against the clock. Dying of LUPUS. Getting CHEMO to treat that LUPUS. Pretty much not debilitating her from going to all the parties she wanted to go to. She’s like a Make a Wish Foundation bald headed kid at Disney pre-death riding every fucking ride because she knows this may be her last. Which makes sense because of that whole terminal illness managed by CHEMO thing…. So she’s out there, dressing aggressively sexy, working it for the paparazzi, because she knows Taylor Swift is pregnant and this is her window of opportunity to make her move and solidify herself in the industry using all those Disney taught skills… Not because she’s not famous, but because she’s not Taylor Swift, and that is where she wants to be, because it’s money, glory and everything…and when you’re on that timeline, you know with that CHEMO that doesn’t make you lose your hair, because it’s such a small dose…you fucking work it…as cheesy as you can….and I’m ok with it…because of hard nipples, ass pics, I don’t care the quality, just that they happened…it’s like a baseline of how desperate a bitch is, and I like desperate….especially when it is fighting for it’s life…dying… TO SEE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS CLICK HERE AND EVEN MORE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS (WITH PANTY FLASH) HERE The post Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton has been working out…so I guess it was a good opportunity for her to release all her hard work, while reaffirming to her fans that she’s still got her tits, because she knows as well as we all know, that her tits are all that fucking matter when it comes to Kate Upton…. The amazing thing in her is that at 23 years old, she’s been able to accomplish so much as a fat sloppy chick, that people believed was hot and amazing, all because they were told she was as they were stuffed with her tits in their face… This shoot is “Housewife”…which makes sense, because she’s built like a 45 year old mom on her way to pick-up the kids at the school dance…she’s got a GUNT and all…I thought only menopausal women got that… Either way, keep up the good work superstar I’ll never understand… The post Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is a brilliant hooker… What an amazingly strategic use of her amazing fucking body…and it worked out for her. From homosexual soccer stars to Hollywood A-List womanizers, this girl knows how to leverage her vagina into opportunities. I guess all models are capable of this type of behavior, and most pull it off with as much ease, since rich guys fucking love models. But I just really like it when the model in question is a Russian, because I know their evil core, their manipulative communist trained torture tactics that she uses to get ahead…because if a hot Russian came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, but then again if any girl came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, as long as they aren’t my wife, that is..so it’s not that impressive, but when she can pull it off with people with options…like Brad Cooper…it’s fucking great…it’s power…this body…is killer…and she’s fucking killin’it…I guess what I am saying is…I love her. The post Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Mia Wasikowska Sexy In A Dress Or Is It A Nightgown?

While one cannot question Mia Wasikowska’s hotness, I do have one question: Mia Wasikowska, are you wearing a dress or a nightgown? Whatever the answer is, you should know that you look really great in it. … read more

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Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day

I like to think she wears this bathing suit, that I am going to assume by the “fashionable” zipper on the front, is actually not state issued LA County bathing suit uniform, but rather Hollywood using some vapid cunt with a good body Leo pretended to fuck to get people to the movies… Speaking of Vapid Cunt, I like the pussy definition in the top picture, it looks like there is a pillow I want to lay my head / mouth on…. But since she’s always in the same thing, I’m going to just imagine, it’s the same bathing suit day after day, so that it really smells like it should, even though they probably have budget for hundreds of the same suit, all of which I’d volunteer to hand wash…with my mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day

I like to think she wears this bathing suit, that I am going to assume by the “fashionable” zipper on the front, is actually not state issued LA County bathing suit uniform, but rather Hollywood using some vapid cunt with a good body Leo pretended to fuck to get people to the movies… Speaking of Vapid Cunt, I like the pussy definition in the top picture, it looks like there is a pillow I want to lay my head / mouth on…. But since she’s always in the same thing, I’m going to just imagine, it’s the same bathing suit day after day, so that it really smells like it should, even though they probably have budget for hundreds of the same suit, all of which I’d volunteer to hand wash…with my mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day

The photographer is VICE’s original cover photographer Ryan McGinley, who like VICE has gone totally fucking mainstream, because mainstream is where the money is, and now all these hipster “artists” from the late 90s are billionaires…and why the fuck not, it’s better than the same blue blooded assholes perpetuating bullshit, exploiting the poor…I’ll take my billionaires ex heroin using, drunks from the mean streets of Montreal..before becoming enterprising social climbers documenting cool, which and of itself is so not fucking cool… Well, he shot Anna Ewers, who rhymes with sewers and who reminds me that I’d human centipede her she’s so good, just to have her ass in my face..I don’t care what weird model shit she ate, and what weird model shit I’m eating, I’d just bathe in her septic tank knowing it came from her. I’m romantic like that… But not as romantic as this fashion shoot in the Making of a Murderer scrap yard…high concept, maybe not, but still a better concept than “girl in bed”…from instagram… I dig it… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Fake Tits in Some Stage Show of the Day

I understand why people went to live stage shows in the 1940s, because they didn’t have TV, but in this era of internet and social media, I don’t see much of a point for anyone to leave their house at all, let alone to leave the house to see some chick from TV do some stage performance, song and dance, in some slutty outfit, knowing she won’t get naked, when there are options that are far less lame/// Unless that stage show is straight up stripping at a stripclub while I’m drunk and heckling, by girls who don’t want to be on webcam because they don’t realize they’ll make so much more with their nude bodies…you know actually getting naked and not just wearing some silly little shorts…reading some canned script with some called performance that would be embarassing if she didn’t make 100 million a year… I’m talking vagina in my face for 10 dollars a song…without that – I see no point… I can’t understand how anyone can sit in an audience, for whatever charity this is, thinking… “this is really enjoyable, acting is so cool, I love how she’s reading canned shit at us, it’s great”…even if they are into Kaley Cuoco….even if the only good thing about it is the fake tits, fit divorced body, and outfit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco’s Fake Tits in Some Stage Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Daddorio has No Ass of the Day

Baywatch is the biggest thing being hyped in Hollywood right now because they know to have he paparazzi on set – girls in bikinis – for a generation of people who jerked off to the same characters 30 years ago – a no brainer which is conveniently produced by someone without a brain since this is the last thing we need as entertainment in a world of porn…and along with Zach Efron’s airbrushed abs thanks to steroids comes the bitches in the movie…like Alexandra Daddorio… Alexandra Daddorio’s most fascinating trait is definitely not the fact that even when she’s bent over a little, her ass pretty much connects directly to her back, with little to know booty pop….it’s her tits…tits that will not be exploited in this movie like they were on True Detective, and that are probably the reason she’s even booked this shit…that she’s made disappear probably because she wanted to get fit for the movie, being in a bikini and all, when all people wanted to see was tit…and this isn’t tit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kelly Rohrbach, Sports Illustrated Model I named “Thank God She’s Not Charlotte McKinney”….because if Charlotte McKinney got this movie I’d be mad…is also in it..and her body saves the day… TO SEE THE HOT ONE THAT LEO FUCKED NAMED CLICK HERE The post Alexandra Daddorio has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day

I am still taking in these Jennifer Lawrence pictures of her in a bikini. Not because she’s amazing in a bikini, but because she’s so fucking average, yet so fucking famous…in one of these deals with the devil that doesn’t really make sense to me, but I guess I’m not a Hollywood producer, or casting director…that found my golden ticket and put all my resources and connections into her…. She’s like one of those apps you find out is a billion dollar app because all these billionaire put money into it and marketed it…even though it’s a shitty fucking app…but the female award winning actor version…makes no sense.. But her nudes were pretty solid, let’s get more of those… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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