America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it… She was famous before being famous and is still not famous but is famous, which I know doesn’t make sense, but she did Dancing With the Stars without any star, and has since done countless tit photoshoots…and is still not famous, but has been on TV which still makes her famous enough…but still a fucking beat up nobody with huge tits….and huge tits in America is all that matters…. So here’s a trashy shoot with her, because every shoot with her is trashy, but these actual pics are fucking garbage, on some paparazzi looking caliber photoshoot..but that’s the best she’s got… The post Charlotte McKinney for Gosee Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole…. But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole… Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage… Either way, this is her best work… The post Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid is so played out…and now she’s in CR Fashion Book, because all these people buy into her bullshit, they need a story, they need a focal point, and she’s not a Kardashian, even though she’s an honorary Kardashian, possibly financed by or hiring the Kardashians to be her PR team, giving them a cut of her money, but still not rocking the same shitty name…or genetics…meaning anyone who wants that audience but doesn’t want to be an obvious sell out with the vapid cunts….while still being a sell out and reaching the same social media audience – that was paid for, but happened, making her a legit model…while it was just some rich girl fantasy job….because that’s the world we live in.. People idolize this twat who has accomplished so much in such a short period of time, being featured in everything, everywhere…for NO fucking reason beyond being the better of two evils… Either way…garbage… HERE’S THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO WITH A BUNCH OF THE OTHER TRICK’S THEY USED: The post Gigi Hadid for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Graham was filtered to shit in this Canadian campaign for bridal lingerie, and I guess to some people, people I don’t understand, so is Ashley Graham…. I mean I understand why the Canadian plus-sized clothing chain this is for are excited about her, I mean the fatter AMerica is, the sicker America is, and the more fat chick clothes they sell, so they fucking love this…as does the pharma industry… I know when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, shit hits way too close to home, and I remember thinking when I married my fat wife that it was just a phase and she’d go back to her old hot self…well it turned out the marriage was a good excuse to get fatter and fatter….to the point you don’t get in the way because her dying would be the fucking best…at least I get to fuck other girls…because if I was forced to stick with fat, I’d probably be the one killing myself more aggressively than I have been all these years… And when I see a fat chick in lingerie, I feel badly for any bastard turned on by this, or who gets turned on when their fat wife tries to let loose and be sexy in a way far easier than changing her diet and exercising for 4 months, because that dudes life fucking sucks… And when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, I wonder what kind of asshole is marrying the pig, and if he was like me – down on his luck and in need of someone who covered the rent so that he could run a titty blog…because I can’t imagine even the skinny dudes you see with fat chicks like it… I guess she’s not terrible, it’s disgusting, but not disgusting enough to say no to if it stuck your dick down her throat confusing it for a cocktail wiener….Ashley Graham gets laid…probably a lot but it’s still representative of all that is wrong with America…we need skinny girls to be our idols…not empowered fat girls…who claim they are healthy despite science telling a different story.. The post Ashley Graham is the Fat Wife in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We all knew it was only a matter of time before we got our first peek at someone from the cast of the new Baywatch in the classic red bathing suit. If you have been waiting on pins and needles like me, wait no more for behold Kelly Rohrbach in all her red bathing suit glory! And bonus, here is Alexandra Daddario rocking a sexy two-piece! … read more
Not too long ago, Reese Witherspoon drove us wild with her boob-baring performance in Wild, but I wonder if she’s gearing up to do it again because one look at her in this pink bathing suit and I’m going wild all over again. … read more
Kim Kardashian is pretending her “nude” pic yesterday was a feminist liberated movement, so she posted this pic with the caption #liberated, shut the fuck up, bitch started out getting fucked unprotected and it made her 100s of millions of dollars, she doesn’t need to be nude to feel liberated, I’ve seen your fucking asshole bitch. That said, Bette Midler wrote something like Kim would need to swallow a camera to show us something we’ve never seen, while Chloe Grace Moretz said she’d like to see a woman with as much reach as Kim be a better example to her young followers…because you don’t need to get naked to have worth…despite what Kim Kardashian has taught the nation as an uneducated whore…who shouldn’t be teaching anyone anything, except maybe her younger sisters how to deep throat….she has no skills, credibility….or credentials.. Doesn’t matter, here is how she reacted: Classy…International Women’s Day is a perfect day for women to call out a woman holding back the women’s movement, for that women to attack those women…it’s like black on black crimes, let them kill each other off so we can all be gay. I’ve never read any Kim Kardashian tweets, pretty much in my entire life, just like I’ve never watched her show, or really paid attention to that much of what she does on social media or in magazines, other than look on confused as to why the public buy into this shit, and why the media buys into this shit, and why the brands buy into this shit…even though I know it’s all just marketing and she’s a puppet…who uses her fat ass, and really fat everything, like Donald Trump, pandering to uneducated retards who think she’s got something going on…beyond too much plastic surgery, a vapid and disgusting take on life, and really just a stripper who doesn’t realize she’s a fucking sex worker….and they buy into her, and they all start looking like her….in a very weird thing going on in pop culture right now… But these tweets made me realize….she’s going after that WorldStar, hood, Amber Rose market…which seems to be what fuels music and instagram based on the memes alone…she’s the hip hop wife…and now she’s doing what they call “throwing shade”…which is normally done when she stands near you and her fat ass blocks out the sun…. I don’t know why I am posting these tweets, but reading them and seeing how ghetto they were, was some revelation that this Beverly Hills, daughter of a lawyer, plays hood because she knows black dudes like her and fat white girls who like hip hop use her as their beacon of stripper hope… I guess what I am saying is that her words are as useless, trashy, tacky garbage as you’d expect…. The girl has a voice and audience and instead of good, she attacks a 300 year old woman and an 18 year old for calling her disgusting for posting a censored nude on social media…something that for the record has got me banned 5 times, but when this pig does it…the world rejoices.. These materialistic pigs are evil…and I think it’s pretty serious based on how dumb the people who follow them are… I guess what I am saying is I liked her better when she was a urinal, getting peed on in sex videos 10 years ago… Here’s Kylie Eating Her Feelings…Because She’s a Kardashian Puppet…and will one day explode… The post Kim Kardashian Knows Her Ghetto Market of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian is pretending her “nude” pic yesterday was a feminist liberated movement, so she posted this pic with the caption #liberated, shut the fuck up, bitch started out getting fucked unprotected and it made her 100s of millions of dollars, she doesn’t need to be nude to feel liberated, I’ve seen your fucking asshole bitch. That said, Bette Midler wrote something like Kim would need to swallow a camera to show us something we’ve never seen, while Chloe Grace Moretz said she’d like to see a woman with as much reach as Kim be a better example to her young followers…because you don’t need to get naked to have worth…despite what Kim Kardashian has taught the nation as an uneducated whore…who shouldn’t be teaching anyone anything, except maybe her younger sisters how to deep throat….she has no skills, credibility….or credentials.. Doesn’t matter, here is how she reacted: Classy…International Women’s Day is a perfect day for women to call out a woman holding back the women’s movement, for that women to attack those women…it’s like black on black crimes, let them kill each other off so we can all be gay. I’ve never read any Kim Kardashian tweets, pretty much in my entire life, just like I’ve never watched her show, or really paid attention to that much of what she does on social media or in magazines, other than look on confused as to why the public buy into this shit, and why the media buys into this shit, and why the brands buy into this shit…even though I know it’s all just marketing and she’s a puppet…who uses her fat ass, and really fat everything, like Donald Trump, pandering to uneducated retards who think she’s got something going on…beyond too much plastic surgery, a vapid and disgusting take on life, and really just a stripper who doesn’t realize she’s a fucking sex worker….and they buy into her, and they all start looking like her….in a very weird thing going on in pop culture right now… But these tweets made me realize….she’s going after that WorldStar, hood, Amber Rose market…which seems to be what fuels music and instagram based on the memes alone…she’s the hip hop wife…and now she’s doing what they call “throwing shade”…which is normally done when she stands near you and her fat ass blocks out the sun…. I don’t know why I am posting these tweets, but reading them and seeing how ghetto they were, was some revelation that this Beverly Hills, daughter of a lawyer, plays hood because she knows black dudes like her and fat white girls who like hip hop use her as their beacon of stripper hope… I guess what I am saying is that her words are as useless, trashy, tacky garbage as you’d expect…. The girl has a voice and audience and instead of good, she attacks a 300 year old woman and an 18 year old for calling her disgusting for posting a censored nude on social media…something that for the record has got me banned 5 times, but when this pig does it…the world rejoices.. These materialistic pigs are evil…and I think it’s pretty serious based on how dumb the people who follow them are… I guess what I am saying is I liked her better when she was a urinal, getting peed on in sex videos 10 years ago… Here’s Kylie Eating Her Feelings…Because She’s a Kardashian Puppet…and will one day explode… The post Kim Kardashian Knows Her Ghetto Market of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everyone gets excited over Selena Gomez’s tits….which is amazing, because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Selena Gomez. The biggest thing she’s ever done, was sex offend Justin Beiber, and that’s nothing to really brag about, but instead she’s going to the media crying about him, which in and of itself should make you hate the bitch….all while being bloated from her LUPUS steroids, possibly rocking a new set of tits, that we can assume are implants, but that she’s never confirmed are implants, and that are hard to decipher as implants, because the rest of her is boxy….but she will not just confirm that she had a mild chemotherapy…she’ll milk it with pictures of dying children with no hair messages imprinted on our brains when she uses that “C” word….but she doesn’t say that while getting Chemo she decided to not stop her life, tour or partying at all, and while at the hospital getting treated figured why not get a tit implant….but since last year has been milking the tit, not like she should, love lactation, but braless, hard nipple and all…because she’s a feminist….a feminist who likes as much attention as possible using her tits like a fat chick…right… Yes I spend my days analyzing celebrity tit. I know it depresses me too. The post Selena Gomez Caged n Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Canada’s own spoiled brat who went Hollywood Shay Mitchell – was in Hawaii where so took a naughty pic of her ass that she can pretend isn’t naughty at all but rather just showing off the scenery in her bathing suit – keeping it casual, but that is naughty, because she’s only posting this pic because her ass is in it to get more fans, even though she’s got a huge amount of fans, thanks to being on a huge TV show, because people still watch TV I guess, when they’re not watching youtube videos, snapchat videos all that other bullshit that doesn’t matter but that distracts from real life issues and I guess that’s important…in the dumbing down of the nation… TO SEE HER LEGGINGS CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .