Selena Gomez was on set of a photoshoot the other day…and her nipple was hard. Maybe that has something to do with her Lupus, you know a side effect of Chemotherapy – something she was milking a while back to justify her being chubby and having fake tits….to make people feel sorry for her and it worked, get the sympathy in to spin and make money…. Where this is the TITTY version where she’s compelled to post hard nipple pics to her social media casually, in what I call a soft sell approach to being an instagram slut, because not one wants to be an instagram slut, especially not Selena Gomez, who is famous without being an instagram slut, but being the instagram slut gets paid…stay relevant all because we’re basic and like to talk about tits…. The post Selena Gomez on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian graced the world, or her 62 million followers, which I guess is the fucking world to her, with some bullshit cry for attention that I guess doesn’t make her feel like the fat slob in her mid 30s that she is, by putting a casual censored nude out there… I guess nudity is what makes her and her family more money than some small countries, and I guess getting naked and having sex worked once or twice and can work again…. This was her subtle, classy, elegant caption to help push the picture and make a joke out of it. When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL The internet is going crazy enough for even noticing her…but that’s been the theme for the entire family the last decade and I dont’ fucking know why, she’s a pile of shit, and the only thing anything should be wondering is how many hours of photoshoot…but the people are still reposting this shit…garbage…but it’s news, this is our lives…. The post Kim Kardashian Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne brought out her bikini body that she’s created by being an 18 year old who is always in the fucking gym…but that wasn’t enough – she also decided to do a dance to really bring it all home – to make it casual, fun, quirky, weird…and half naked…in a bathing suit, that’s not slutty or porn but can be if enough people jerk of to it… Fascinating…. She tries really fucking hard, but I guess you have to to stand out amongst every other girl fighting for the same fucking thing, it’s cheesy, it’s Disney bullshit, these girls have always existed, there cheesy has become cheesy and half naked cheesy which is the kind of cheesy we all like… Here’s another one of her dances… The post Bella Thorne Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne brought out her bikini body that she’s created by being an 18 year old who is always in the fucking gym…but that wasn’t enough – she also decided to do a dance to really bring it all home – to make it casual, fun, quirky, weird…and half naked…in a bathing suit, that’s not slutty or porn but can be if enough people jerk of to it… Fascinating…. She tries really fucking hard, but I guess you have to to stand out amongst every other girl fighting for the same fucking thing, it’s cheesy, it’s Disney bullshit, these girls have always existed, there cheesy has become cheesy and half naked cheesy which is the kind of cheesy we all like… Here’s another one of her dances… The post Bella Thorne Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence decided to finally bring it…you know tap into what she is best known for…getting half naked on the internet… I know people are distracted by the constant blockbuster movies she’s in, the constant Oscar nominations, the celebrity…the insane delusional commentary about pay equity and the awkward stumbling, scene causing, super famous but perfectly fucking average super star. Spitting out water with big tits in a bikini is a solid reminder of the glory days of celebrity blogging…back when it mattered…before social Media made it irrelevant… I don’t give a fuck about Jennifer Lawrence but bikinis are bikinis…and at least it’s not her BFF Amy Schumer…because that would be fucking terrifying…. But not as Terrifying as this being the biggest story of the day…..other than Kim Kardashian who is more famous than Jennifer Lawrence, probably makes more money than Jennifer Lawrence, and is unfortunately less dumpy than Jennifer Lawrence…which annoys me because I expect hotter bodies out of the really fucking famous top tier A Listers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
While Folgers coffee claims to the be the best part of waking up, personally I think the best part of waking up is seeing Charisma Carpenter cleavage on Instagram wishing me a beautiful and sunny day. So, Folgers I guess you can keep your bland coffee because all I need in the morning is Charisma Carpenter. … read more
I saw that Kendall Jenner was trending on the internet for having Blonde Hair the other day, which led me to tweeting “I can’t believe we live in a world where Kendall Jenner’s Blonde Hair is a News Story”… Seriously. I don’t care when anyone in my immediate life, which is a pug and a fat wife, get their hair done…why the fuck would Kendall Jenner’s hair be anything worth even talking about. What makes this “Truman Show” puppet someone people talk about, and why the fuck do anyone care that she’s changed her fucking tween brat hair…it’s terrifying. The only time I’d want to see her trending is if she murder /suicided her entire family when she realizes that she was t I mean it is a family that put one of the girls into porn to get ahead, to have the opportunity to whore every last one of them, in what would be considered abusive parenting, but I guess not abusive enough for the young one to lose her fucking mind and kill them all off.. Instead, she just punches the paparazzi to demonstrate what being a coddled, egotistical, narcissist who is totally unappreciative of the job or life she has, because it just happened for her…but maybe that internal rage should be internalized until she fucking explodes. Would be more interesting if she was the martyr who offed the whole fucking family… I like that GIGI is in on this, she’s probably saying “do you know who I am, do you know who my dad is”…to which 90 percent of the world said “no”… Rich kids, who aren’t even that cute…must die. Where’s the video? The post Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is brilliant. I am a Miley Cyrus flip flopper, because I know as a celebrity or popstar who was groomed/created by Disney, it’s hard to take her seriously as an “artist”…or really believe anything she does is authentic…. But it turns out that nothing on the internet, or really in pop culture is authentic, no one is actually tying to make a statement, generate any provoking thoughts, they just want to distract people, confuse people, and feed them shit that’s got zero fucking substance…including the girls on Tumblr that Miley is ripping off. Everyone just wants to get themselves famous… That said she gets naked, I’ve seen her vagina as a Disney Star, and she keeps getting work and growing, so in a lot of ways she’s just the product of what we want to see, a puppet, the basis of Disney… But this, along with her nude work, made me laugh….she posted a picture of here doing the Jodie Sweetin from Full House, who you may remember as a child star who developed a serious meth addiction and became a fucking wreck… So this is not really controversial, but she’s trolling Stephanie Tranner and for some reason, a reason I call celebrities never make fun of each other, not that Stephanie Tanner is a celebrity, but other than seeing a celebrity naked, seeing a celebrity make fun of another celebrity, is about as good as those vapid assholes get… Good times..let’s make fun of other child star and their crashing and burning because it’s LOLZ… The post Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work. There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits…. I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples! The post Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
