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Ashley Benson’s Cleave for Golf of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know there’s a fetish here. I’m not too sure what that fetish is because I’m not a golf player and I’m not a fat chick endorser, especially not when she exploits her tits for attention,, to divert from being a fat chick…. I know what you’re thinking, “you’re gay”, “you’re a faggot”, “you have AIDS from raw dog sessions in the bathhouse because you’re gay and hate yourself, probably because you were raped as a kid”….”You know Ashley Benson is rich, famous and has big tits, and if you think she’s fat you’re a fucking idiot”… Well, for the record, I didn’t invite the BMI index, I didn’t invent body fat percentage, I didn’t invent ideal weight, and I didn’t invent “hollywood fat”… Yes, if she worked at Walmart and/or was fucking you, she’d be fine…but as a famous actress, who may not have much of a career beyond a hit show, she’s still fucking famous…and I expect more.. I don’t think it makes me a gay with aids from the bathhouse for having eyes and seeing chubby bitches using tits to divert. I’ve been faces with this every time I leave my house – especially at bars – because this is what fat bitches do…tits.. I guess what I’m trying to say is Fuck Golf Golf is fucking stupid. I mean – Look at this Neck Chin… The post Ashley Benson’s Cleave for Golf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears in a Towel of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing…she’s my kind of puppet…she did PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE shot by Mario Testino, who has a weird behind the scenes fetish for girls he shoots in Towels, which I guess Britney participated in….despite it being one of the dumber fetishes or even “artist” projects for a photographer with this kind of access…but it’s become a thing… I am more interested in better fetishes but photographers are weirdos, even though they don’t really exist anymore thanks to instagram, where perverts who call themselves photographers get girls naked after loosening them up with booze…all for fun…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself…it must be…t’s all over instagram, lure young girls for followers instead of money, even though followers dont’ pay the bills until you have a lot of them, and getting naked on the internet for free is just dumb…with the whole “let’s make art”….stupidity… Here she is doing the splits….more interesting than the towel… The post Britney Spears in a Towel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco Fake Tits for Cosmo of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kaley Cuoco offended feminists….so she turned to Cosmo to show off her fake tits, and say: “Of course I’m a fucking feminist. Look at me. I bleed feminism. I get equal pay to my male costars on a big show, I have my own home, I’m as independent as you could possibly be.” Because everyone is a fucking feminist now, even though I’m more into the kinds of feminists who get naked on the internet for free, instead of getting paid to get naked on the internet, because they are sexual beings, taking ownership on their sexuality, all in efforts to really just appease their egos and find a fanbase of men to pander to…. Where as Kaley Cuoco is the kind of feminist who I actually respect, because she’s not a crying for attention telling everyone she’s a feminist because just does her fucking thing and makes more money than you, she’ll have over 100,000,000 in the bank at the end of her stint as the hot but accessible girl on Big Bang THeory…she’s more than just a bunch of CHAPTER 1 Women’s Study nonsense…before she dropped out of school to pursue her ART of sending nudes to pervert men to jerk off to…. Which is too bad, cuz I’d rather be staring at Kaley Cuoco’s Asshole right now… The post Kaley Cuoco Fake Tits for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande New Album Cover of the Day

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Ariana Grande may be a bit of a brown Christina Aguilera cunt, trained by Disney pretty fucking hard and capable of really navigating this entertainment industry…. The fascinating thing about her is that a pornstar told me she was a fucking whore, like a really full fledged dirty sex fuck everyone whore,…because the pornstar shared a dude with her…and had scoop…and when a pornstar calls you a dirtbag…you know you’re dirty….and I guess you’d also have answers to why she exists, whether she can sing or not, a lot of people can sing and don’t end up where she is…and that’s annoying us in all she does, especially her song.. The other fascinating thing about her is that she called America as whole fat pigs as she raped a donut like it was her and she was a Disney Exec.. She shat on an entire fucking nation of patriotic people…and all she had to do was apologize and everyone – forgave her… They didn’t slaughter her, destroy her career, probably because they also think America as a whore are a bunch of fat fucking pigs… These are apparently promo pics for some bullshit new album… The post Ariana Grande New Album Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carolyn Murphy for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I like to think of life in terms of sex tapes…like whether I have see a girl’s asshole while a penis is inside her or not…and not just in posts I do on this site, but in everything I do. I can’t even order a coffee without thinking about the girl serving me fuck…and whether I’ve seen her fuck or not..because with this whole feminist movement and tinder I can’t keep track of all the holes I’ve been in contact with the last decade…and some are probably even related to you, if not in your panties… I’ve seen a lot of girls fuck..Including…Carolyn Murphy…who had a really weird sex tape when sex tapes weren’t as common…feating her dancing awkwardly before unprotected sex…I’ve posted that shit before, her lawyers have come after me, but I assure you, you can find it….if you type in her name on a site I hold very close to my heart that you would know if you like random porn tumblr updates…a site I don’t want to incriminate myself with but where I watched her fuck 3 times already today…this if of this as a Drunkenstepfather Porn Scavenger hunt… I guess what I am saying is that Carolyn Murphy’s best work has been her sex tape, probably not the best paying because she didn’t do the Kim Kardashian, she didn’t even get paid for it, but as a model, whoring is expected and that kind of thing doesn’t fuck up your workflow.. The post Carolyn Murphy for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Why would I only do one Bella Thorne post today – when I can do two!! I mean this girl works so hard at putting on bikinis, going to the gym and pretty much doing nothing all day but rocking her “social media” accounts…to help create more buzz around her, more celebrity, more fame….and most importantly…to convince us that she just turned 18… I guess it’s working, because I’m buying into the lies she’s pushing because she’s normally half naked, but innocently half naked, half naked with purpose…for a very prolific acting career….she needs dudes jerking off to her…and I’m pretty sure she’s got that…based on my penis in my hand right now… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Naked on Instagram of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is better than IKEA… Elsa Hosk is recycling nude pics of herself for her social media – that involve her being totally fucking naked for nude photographer with credibility David Bellemere, which is stepmother in french, and as a drunken stepfather, I feel a connection with my feminine counterpart, even if he’s actually made it and has been embraced by his brand of porn and perversion, now working for Victoria’s Secret…while I’m just barely existence with mine….in what I guess is concrete evidence that stepmothers are better than stepfathers… Oh and Elsa Hosk, this girl has a career because she’s been getting naked forever, also part of Victoria’s Secret empire and pretty lovely…as she replaces Candice Swanepeol because she’s less expensive and more eager… I am more into this pic of her that she posted: The post Elsa Hosk Naked on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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This is what Slovakian Tennis Looks like of the Day

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Good thing Dominika Cibulkova is good at tennis, because we know where she’d be if she wasn’t… She wouldn’t have 7 million dollars in career wins… She wouldn’t be touring the world with her 4 Women’s Tennis Association wins…But that doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be touring the world…with some Russian billionaire who likes to keep the top tier sex workers to himself…because according me, which is obviously fact…all Eastern Europeans, who are Olympic Athletes or disgusting looking, are “models” and in being models there is a spectrum of level of hooker they are…either embraced by fashion media and dating billionaires…or embraced by porno and webcam media sold to americans for 10,000 dollars…but models nonetheless… I guess what I am saying is that I’ve always loved women’s tennis, from the panty flashes to the sexualized grunts that sound like they are getting blasted up the ass…hard…with each swing….except when the VENUS WILLIAMS sisters are the ones playing….but amongst the VENUS WILLIAMS sister is this magic….like Dominika Cibulkova…the way it should be…. The post This is what Slovakian Tennis Looks like of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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This is Miss Great Britain 2015/16 of the Day

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I don’t know if you keep track of beauty pageant’s from around the world, but I don’t. From my experience, the girls are too fucking cheesy, big haired, bad make-up, straight from the 90s, all dull in personality, even morons, with zero edge in their canned responses…until they lose their minds and end up doing porn…which is when I normally notice them… So I dont know the levels of these pageants – from Miss World to Miss Universe to Miss Usa to who the fuck cares….right… But this is Zara Holland, who is Miss Great Britain 2015/16….but I can’t imagine in her see through dress that this is some Christian based pageant of America…where girls win Scholarships or whatever it is they win, I am going to assume that this is a title they give a reality show star from LAD MAG, Page 3 bullshit, who shows up to events flashing her twat while wasted…looking like porn sluts…also from the 90s….I mean the hot or celebrated girls from the UK look like this 98 percent of the time..and that’s not necessarily a good thing…even if this Zara chick is a great thing… What I am saying is, I don’t know what she’s won, but she’s showing up to events in her underwear and a sheer dress with caked on make-up and that is the kind of pageant winner I’m into…even if she’s not even hot..hot doesn’t matter, what does matter is her busting out of her dress… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post This is Miss Great Britain 2015/16 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pic of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon in a bathing suit, thank god it’s not a bikini, not that I’m a religious man, but she’s a religious woman, that’s why she’s worth more money than god as a leader or “A-Lister” in the most evil of industries, not to mention a mom who left her husband which is totally unchristian, but still pays him support because she ruined him and she stomped over him to get her own oscar, an oscar that was more important to her than her christ…so important…she married her fucking agent who ran the agency to ensure the best gigs… Media / Entertainment / Fashion is all fucking corrupt…but not as corrupt as jerking off to Reese Witherspoon in a bathing suit…. How is this news everyone is talking about, probably because it’s terrifying,…and she’s not even 40 yet… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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