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Devon WIndsor in a Bikini of the Day

Devon Windsor is the 21 year old with a 21 year old ass – who I assume is pretty big on instagram – because I am looking at her instagram while writing this and she’s at close to 500k, which is a lot of people for someone I’ve never heard of… Apparently, she’s looped into the Bieber group of Kendall and Kylie girls who the brands love using now…. But more importantly, she’ got a great ass, as she should she’s 21 years old and a fucking model…and I guess the good news is that she’s actually a model, she’s actually tall, and she’s not plus sized…which is why she works for Victoria’s Secret and has for 2 years….which is pretty impressive for a girl from the Midwest…who was destined to work the cornfields / live in the suburbs with a meth addiction… Here’s a round-up her social media pics… The post Devon WIndsor in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Snapchat Party of the Day

Hollywood chicks are so fucking cheesy…but then again I guess it’s the general way the young people of today are…that’s not to say that Bella Thorne is young, I’m still convinced she’s in her 40s which could be an overshot, but definitely not just turned 18, unless she’s had some hard life and hit puberty when she was 4…. Point being, that hip hop is so fucking white, it’s pop music, and even when girls get naked in photoshoots, their intentions, no matter how wordy and annoying they are about it, just isn’t authentic. The world used to have some edge, some flavor, some attitude, now it’s all one big Disney Sponsored McDonald’s ad…I mean just the other day I was watching some story on some girl celebrating her ABORTION that went viral for being shocking, I googled the site, and it’s owned by fucking DISNEY EVEN edgy hipster abortion stories are fucking DISNEY produced.. Fuckers…who fuck…girls like this…sexualizing them…to market them and they just accept it with open hard, open mouth, and tight gripped palms… Either way, she’s trying to get a viral dance, let’s see her keep up this narcissistic hustle..I dig it. Here are some SUPER HIGH RES SCREENSHOTS Here she is doing fitness porn….because gotta put out that jerk off material.. The post Bella Thorne’s Snapchat Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning Is A Leading Lady In The Making

We have countdowns for almost everything these days, but I think we need to add one more, the countdown to when Dakota Fanning will become everyone’s favorite leading lady. Yes, it’s only a matter of time before we all go to bed and dream about falling in love with Dakota Fanning. … read more

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Fact: Elizabeth Banks Is Super Hot

There is no debating it, Elizabeth Banks is super hot…. read more

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Hilary Duff’s Snapchat Porn of the Day

I liked Hilary Duff when she was married to her baby daddy, billionaire heir thanks to his family owning a chain of Canadian furniture stores, and hockey player….because it made her the “hot” enough wife and mother….despite her thick mom body, a thick mom body I assumed she built in the gym with her husband’s trainers because it made her sturdier to pass around the locker room to increase team morale.. But now I just see a divorcee who gave up on her family, like why get married in the first place, it’s like your vows mean nothing. What was that “Til Death Do Us Part / Til we get bored and divorced / because we are rich cunts and we have options”.. I’m not a Christian man, I don’t even believe in god, but to see a girl with all this money, parading around social media like some kind of harlot, all recently divorced, like marriage ain’t a fucking thing…makes me sick. Why get married in the first place, why take those vows, what are you a fucking liar….what else do you lie about bitch…maybe about having sex appeal since you’re built like a fucking tank…a tank in a bikini…what a fail, which is perfect for a failure of a wife and mother…rockin’ her rich person broken home… The post Hilary Duff’s Snapchat Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Did You Know Mena Suvari Is Really Sexy In Leather Pants?

You might have heard people say that if you learn something new, then you didn’t waste a day. Well, I learned something new today. I learned that Mena Suvari is incredibly sexy in leather pants. Yep, Mena Suvari is not only sexy when nude in a bed of rose pedals, but she is in fact sexy in leather pants. … read more

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Jennifer Lawrence Promoting Purses of the Day

I know that Jennifer Lawrence was paid 5 million or more dollars by Dior to promote their shitty sweatshop made purses. I would argue that Jennifer Lawrence won’t sell 5 million or more dollars of purses for Dior, it’s not like she’s a Kardashian. I know how this shit works, and it’s a big picture concept to book an Oscar Winner as part of a campaign, so that the big brands with big money have something to spend their money on and the agencies they hire…keep getting that big money..where the execs can get excited because they’ve heard her named thanks to all the press she’s had…as an A-Lister they’ve created….because they need A-Listers to keep budgets high…. This is a big picture play, you know to give a lifestyle to the brand, not focused on campaign driven product like she’s a Dior purse AVON lady, but she’s so fucking average, and I’ll never understand why she’s so celebrated. I am also the kind of person who doesn’t believe that actors have talent, and that they are just a level of pretentious, arrogant, confident, egotistical, vapid and delusional….where they feel comfortable acting like fools on camera…because it pays them stupid money, makes them stupid rich, gives them a stupidly amazing life, that they can sit on their stupid rich person soapbox and preach their stupid out of touch politics….Garbage… The post Jennifer Lawrence Promoting Purses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angela Bassett Decided To Keep A Little Secret About Making Out With Lady Gaga From Her Husband

They say to make a marriage work you have to be completely honest with the other person. I don’t know if this is true, but Angela Bassett has been married to Courtney B. Vance for 19 years and she kept the fact she made out with Lady GaGa a secret until it came on TV. … read more

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Charlotte McKinney is Hilarious of the Day

Anyone who knows anything about the paparazzi, know that these girls call freelance photographers who work for the photo agencies, they meet up, shake hands, then do the cheesiest fucking poses in as slutty a way as possible – hoping all the blogs that are basic, starved for content, looking for babe content will post them…. It’s really the only reason a girl like Charlotte McKinney has a career, or is known, or gets featured on anything. She hustles. I don’t know if she’s the first nobody to book a show called “dancing with the stars”, but she wasn’t a star when she booked the show called “dancing with the stars”…and she sure as fuck isn’t one now… But her tits, have got her noticed, have been milked and probably also covered in a lot of cum throughout her 5 minutes of fame…which is saying a lot, because her face makes me think she was destined to be a Florida cocktail waitress but instead…she’s doing deep stretches on the beach for the paparazzi like she’s Jacki Onasis or some shit, only far more ghetto, thirsty, pathetic….and BUSTY…busty is what matters…even though she’s trying to show off her ass… What a joke..a joke that works…because tits get hits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney is Hilarious of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s Topless Beach of the Day

Stella Mawell is the hipster Victoria’s Secret Angel, who makes very little sense to any dudes who browse through the Victoria’s Secret catalog, but then again, any dudes browsing through the Victoria’s Secret catalog are probably weird, considering there’s an internet with a lot of porn, and this shit is boring, yet familiar, like a masturbation wife you’ve been in a long term relationship with… I guess she’s the answer to the hipsters, reach the youth, was pitched really fucking aggressively to the team at Victoria’s Secret by her agency that has other Angels as being the next big thing, all sexually ambiguous, queer and used to fuck Miley Cyrus trolling the media kind of model…. Well, in being true to being a hipster model, here she is topless in Malibu for Victoria’s Secret, a prestigious gig to models, where she’s being used as the “hippie” “free spirited” hipster tits…people like those…even in this era of every bitch naked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Stella Maxwell’s Topless Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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