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Reese Witherspoon Big 40 Year Old Mom Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The barely interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s turning 40. That she’s a mom of a bunch of kids.. The actual interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…..yet the world thinks she’s the good old Christian girl. She got knocked up on set of her first movie, got married, got rich and famous…not so southern, wholesome or Christian…but she plays accessible. She’s married her agent, who together book her only the best jobs, and who together, are fucking the system…. I mean that and her cameltoe..that fucking cameltoe is professional pant eating pussy… Her bikini tits aren’t bad either..for a 40 year old…but then again, even at 20 she was just fucking average….in fact at 20 she had a 40 year old body…and has been pretty constant with that…which is weird…but it happened… The post Reese Witherspoon Big 40 Year Old Mom Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Not Naked for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I saw the V Magazine Covers featuring Britney, not looking like Britney I was hoping that the trashy handlers who own Britney, would have her go naked. Not that I am some virgin werido who still jerks off to Britney Spears, or any celebs or models really, but because I am a pervert weirdo who like the rest of the world, wants to see everyone naked, especially super famous people like Britney Spears, even though I’ve already seen her pussy….years ago…back when she lost her mind…before her parents go repossession of her… I figured V Magazine is all fashion and pretentious and fashion and prentious has gone the way of everyone naked always..but she’s got kids and Christian fans to appease to, so I guess this is as racy as a near 40 year old, medicated, dancing monkey gets…. What it comes down to is that she’s still Britney…bitch….(I hate that I just wrote that)… Here she is shopping like a white trash vision that she is.. TO SEE HER SHOPPING LIKE A VERY RICH HOOKER CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Not Naked for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson Has Some Museum Quality Cleavage

Posted on March 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While I may dab a paintbrush in some watercolors every now and then, I would by no means call myself an artist. I am, however, fully aware of the struggles that every artist faces and if you are ever lucky enough to have a gallery exhibit, it has to be quite a rush. Though, personally I would be a little upset if everyone spent the whole night staring at Jessica Simpson’s cleavage instead of my all my art hanging on the wall…. read more

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Iggy Azalea Trying to Class Up her Image of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Iggy Azalea did Elle Canada, because I guess American media doesn’t give a fuck about some Australian phoney rapper, who does phoney ghetto shit, that she thinks gives her credibility, but that is just fucking annoying. You may remember her as fat Aubrey O’Day… She’s not hot, she’s got that fat ass tranny face that everyone who is into the Kardashians love. She had a minute of success, where she was shitting on the paparazzi, who she probably paid to be there. She once spent a week in Ottawa Canada when sorting out her Visa that was the same week she blocked me on social media. I don’t know why America turned their back on a fat ass white girl pretending to be hood, they normally like this fake ghetto nonsense….America has no taste…they create stars out of dog shit…….and I guess this is her struggling to get back to where she was…a few years ago when all her music videos went viral… But I do remember all these fake hood girls go back to being white girls when they get busted for being fakes… The post Iggy Azalea Trying to Class Up her Image of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chick Playing Baywatch is Really Not That Sexy of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexandra Daddario is the big tits from True Detective. She’s in the new Baywatch. It looks like she’s been starving herself the last 6 months, because she’s fit and those tits, even in their corporate sponsored wetsuit/surf shirt thing, don’t look as luxurious as they once were… But maybe that’s because she’s a surfer now, at one with the waves of Florida bro, connecting with nature, and riding the wave like she was Patrick Swayze on some hippie spiritual journey… She’s actually getting paid a million bucks…which I guess I’d pay to see this this bitch surf…if I was rich enough and trying to prove a point that these cunts who carry a surf board are hilarious… However, if I had a million dollars, I’d probably rather pay her for sex, that’s the going rate for C-List sex. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICTURES CLICK HERE The post Chick Playing Baywatch is Really Not That Sexy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day

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It is safe to say that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl brat who has everything but normalcy in her life. Her mom is some vain Heather Locklear, who you would assume has nothing else going on in her life than to parent….and her dad is in Bon Jovi…so you’d assume that he also has nothing going on in his life other than parent…but with these hollywood types, their egos and insane money gets in the way of normal upbringing…very 90s… Not to mention, her friends are all other rich kids, who’s parents are equally self involved, career and money oriented assholes….it’s the LA LIFE… The good news is that all these spoiled rich kids what to get famous too, they they have everything else, and they want to establish a name for themselves, often through vapid whore behavior like innocent bikini pics, which I guess isn’t exclusive to rich kids, but all 18 year old coeds are doing it too – making the internet a great fucking place to cruise masturbation material… The post Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day

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It is safe to say that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl brat who has everything but normalcy in her life. Her mom is some vain Heather Locklear, who you would assume has nothing else going on in her life than to parent….and her dad is in Bon Jovi…so you’d assume that he also has nothing going on in his life other than parent…but with these hollywood types, their egos and insane money gets in the way of normal upbringing…very 90s… Not to mention, her friends are all other rich kids, who’s parents are equally self involved, career and money oriented assholes….it’s the LA LIFE… The good news is that all these spoiled rich kids what to get famous too, they they have everything else, and they want to establish a name for themselves, often through vapid whore behavior like innocent bikini pics, which I guess isn’t exclusive to rich kids, but all 18 year old coeds are doing it too – making the internet a great fucking place to cruise masturbation material… The post Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jayde Nicole Bikini of the Day

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Jayde Nicole is Canadian Pride…she was the first Playmate from Canada since SOPHIE SIMMONS’ MOm… HERE IS SOPHIE SIMMONS EATING ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE THAT TITLE.. Now back to Jayde Nicole, who in 2007 decided to drop out of school after her mom handed her a Playboy magazine and said “why don’t you do Playboy”..thanks mom, for having the white trash instinct more mom’s need to have when it comes to their slutty daughters, hell, it’s better than her ending up a stripper like her… The highlight of these pics is that she’s got her “respect” pussy tattoo visible on her mound in this bikini… Not that there’s any real high light when it comes to Jayde Nicole …she’s totally fucking uninteresting and the highlight of her life was being Brody Jenner’s girlfriend on The Hills. Who gives a fuck….check out the cameltoe…but if you want, you can just google her pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re into Fame Whoring in bikinis – and you are – Here’s some Jenna Tatum ass…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jayde Nicole Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Al Pacino’s Stepdaughter for CR Fashion Book of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Camila Morrone is a slutty instagram model – and this is her slutty INSTAGRAM . She has a lot of fucking followers…which is probably due to having a lot of slutty photos. People love slutty pics… It turns out that she’s more than just a slutty instagram model. She’s also the daughter of the women who married Al Pacino… So she’s Al Pacino’s stepdaughter, who I’m sure, jerks off to her…because I’m a stepfather and know these things….and why not…she’s half naked and you’ve already been trapped by her Argentine mother’s pussy, might as well get your money worth… I guess she is taken seriously as a model…and gets work because why else would this magazine be doing this high quality shoot…I mean I am sure it’s got nothing to do with being in the extended family of one of the most iconic living actors alive… The post Al Pacino’s Stepdaughter for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst Cleavage for California Style of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kirsten Dunst brought her cleavage to a magazine because Kirsten Dunst has great fucking cleavage and has for the length of her career that along with her snaggle tooth, was her trademark that I have jerked off to once…that I remember…back when celebrity Tits were a thing you could jerk off to without looking at them with disgust, distain and a deep rooted hatred for being the worst people ever… I guess I don’t really hate on Kirsten Dunst, because throughout her career, she’s done that to herself enough and if anything we should be celebrating that she’s alive and showered…that’s huge for her. The post Kirsten Dunst Cleavage for California Style of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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