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Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Watts In A Bikini Will Give You A Jolt

Posted on February 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not shocking at all that Naomi Watts looks incredible in a bikini. Seeing her fantastic bikini body will no doubt give you a little jolt in your pants. I don’t know if sparks will fly, but you will for sure feel a little hot under the collar. … read more

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It’s not shocking at all that Naomi Watts looks incredible in a bikini. Seeing her fantastic bikini body will no doubt give you a little jolt in your pants. I don’t know if sparks will fly, but you will for sure feel a little hot under the collar. … read more

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Sara Underwood Pussy Slit on Instagram of the Dya

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Underwood is getting aggressive on her instagram, so aggressive that if you look close enough of this picture, you can see her pussy slit but because she’s so famous and important, instagram nerds who grew up watching her on nerd TV after her Playboy stint, would never tell on her or report her, because they want to see her pussy, they’ve exhausted all the existing pictures of her pussy, which happens to be the reason she’s anyone, she got naked at 18 for Playboy when Playboy mattered, and now she’s reclaiming her territory on instagram as nothing else that she did actually worked. I don’t know why she all of a sudden realized she could make money with her instram, but she’s straight whoring it hard, and it reminds me of every girl I sext who disappears, sneaking back into my life as soon as they get in a fight with their boyfriends for some attention…only the public social media whore – which I guess applies to everyone version…you whores.. The post Sara Underwood Pussy Slit on Instagram of the Dya appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox on TV of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox talks about her cross dressing child, she talks about how her kids telling her when she was in her womb that they are bohemian revolutionaries and a whole lot of other broken girl botox filled shit… These actors who start out in this shit young, who are thrown into this vapid world and her are abducted and procreating with David from 90210 are so distorted and fucked up that they need to dig into the world from their self absorbed, ignorant, uneducated place to find purpose.. “I must be more than tits dudes wanted to fuck in a series of shitting fucking movies”…”I must be more than a talentless idiot with millions of dollars”…and with all that free time on her hands – she’s figured it all out…garbage… The post Megan Fox on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Famewhoring Paris Hilton does a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton in a one piece bathing suit, acting like the typical Paris Hilton baby talking spoiled brat, you know the original GIGI HADID crossbred with Kim Kardashian, in what would be more appropriate if it was Paris Hilton not doing this pink princess garbage she’s played out, but rather porno shit she revlolutionized for rich kids everywhere to find their place in the world, mainly Kim K who won at Paris Hilton’s game, thanks to the popularity of Hip Hop… Either way, Paris Hilton lives, I wouldn’t know since she blocks me on everything, but she lives….she’s irrelevant, a cockroach, a cum and bloody shit stain on a pair of expensive panties of a person, but she lives… The post Famewhoring Paris Hilton does a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#TBT 1992 Charlize Theron Never Published GUESS? Shoot of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Throback Thursday – 1992 Charlize Theron – Pre Instagram in Instagram model poses – pre digital on ACTUAL black and white not a filter. Looking Hot – Because She Was… I have a few Charlize Theron stories, the first being that I lived with a really fucking weird dude who always smelled like fucking shit – as he never washed – and just stayed in his room getting high off fucking god knows what, fucking random inexpensive hookers, and watching old VHS porn, well that motherfucker got his hands on the Charlize Theron Playboy and that fucking magazine got abused.. It was before she was famous….back in the late 90s….so whenever I see her, I think of those Playboy days… The other Charlize Theron story was that after her mom killed her dad in South Africa, she was sent off to model at a young age, the mom insisted she go to Hollywood to become famous, when she was in line at the bank, broke about to give up in an era before the instagram model escort agency…some producer or casting director found her, invited her to his office, where she basically said she’d do anything – even porn – at least according to the producer who told me this story…and that inspired girl ended up cast in her first movie – and thus became famous… THese pics were posted in the FORUM by sleuth celeb picture detective MadamMEOW and apparently they are unpublished pics of GUESS?, that I guess she signed off on, back then, because she was broke and that the company should use in their upcoming campaigns, cuz this bitch, especially in the early 90s was hot… I guess she is a beacon of hope to all the GUESS Models since her, except maybe Anna Nicole Smith, since she’s dead….but Gigi Hadid and Charlotte Mckinney, maybe, just maybe they’ll be the next Charlize Theron too…#dreams. The post #TBT 1992 Charlize Theron Never Published GUESS? Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere’s Thick Thighs on Set of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Based on her thighs alone, it looks like Hayden Panettiere is doing an ad for a Fast Food Chain….like she really loves that shit enough to endorse it for a lifetime supply of that shit… OH. She’s not just getting fat, post pregnancy does that to a woman, especially when they get institutionalized to deal with their post baby depression, and probably deeper rooted issues of being the child of some trashy hooker looking Soap Opera star, probably jacked up on so many fucking anti-depressants… BUT. She’s actually on set of a Fast Food restaurant commercial. Look at that keen glimmer in her eyes….she must be staring at the table filled with burgers to feed those midget thighs…. The post Hayden Panettiere’s Thick Thighs on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Throne’s Bikini in Mexico Vacation of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some dude was really upset that I call Bella Thorne 40, because she looks fucking 40, and my brand of comedy is to repeat myself until it is awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved. I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because it is good marketing….dude’s love that tween shit, even if the girl playing an 18 year old is in her 40s…. It’s called “TEEN PORN”…none of those girls are 18, but they look more 18 than Bella Thorne. I just think it’d be a great story line…for a really terrible movie….that I write about everyday – so when it happens you know I was robbed… About a Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want anything to do with Mainstream stars, Decides to go to an Audition she finally set up at Disney type company, where she pretends to be her 18 year old kid, gets the part and is forced to build her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…doing the Bella Thorne self loving, self promotion, self promotion, narcissist….instagram slutty bullshit… No 18 year old needs to be at the gym as much as this one – she’s 40. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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