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When Is Juno Temple Not Sexy?

If seeing Juno Temple all decked in 1970s cleavage showing, big hair shining show Vinyl wasn’t doing it for here, then by all means please enjoy these more modern sexy photos from GQ. … read more

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Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day

Kylie Jenner is one of the most famous creatures, and I use that word gently, I’ve seen her in person and she’s more of a horror movie monster, with pounds of fleshy stapled to her face in the form of BOTOX…at 18 and this one is the one I hope falls into serious drug addiction and fails terribly. She’s the Michael Jackson of the family, the Gary Coleman, the child star who has such a distorted sense of reality because she doesn’t remember when they were modest Los Angeles county living multi millionaires thanks to LIFE cereal and her mom fucking and getting knocked up by OJ Simpson…and his legal team. Either way, this shoot for Wonderland magazine is a pretty big deal because the pictures are by Richard Kern, who may not be a Helmut Newton or any other really celebrated photographer, but he is one of the original nude hipster photographers, probably in his 50s or 60s, who has never been accused of being a Terry with the girls, but who is still an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, with a feature called “Shot By Kern” that had both hot and disgusting girls, before Vice became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE turning it into the mainstream packaged as ALTERNATIVE shit it is…. Doesn’t matter, because we haven’t seen the pics yet, she may not even be naked but for those of you who know creepy photographers, you know that when all they want is a girl naked, it’s not about the art – but rather about them jerking off to the outtakes, and of course they act like it’s not, they want you to come back for more and tell your friends how professional the motherfucker is so he get more and more outtakes of naked 18-20 year olds, shooting them all fucking day…. I’ll post the pics when they happen. The post Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mylene Klass in a White Bikini of the Day

I remember the first time I experienced the white bikini in real life. I was at a pool and the girl in the white bikini didn’t realize that her full coinslot pussy was pretty much visible…and she just walked around in what seemed to be covered up…but her pussy was fully fucking visible…and I don’t know about you, but I know that I love seeing girls who would never fuck me pussy….it’s the best kind of pussy since girl who wants to fuck me pussy is just fucking too available…so now whenever I see a whilte bikini…I look at the pussy, even in pics of characters like this Mylene Klass, some millionaire mom oin her 50s from the UK, who is famous for being in a band you’ve never heard of… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mylene Klass in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophia Ahrens Underwear Modeling of the Day

I don’t know who Sophia Ahrens, I just assumed she was Bella Hadid… So I turned to her WIKIpedia page…. From her WIKI page: Ahrens is a half-German, half-English model who was born in Hamburg and grew up mainly in England.[2] She was scouted at the age of 12 by former London-based agency, Union Models (acquired by Wilhelmina Models in January 2015)[3] while Christmas shopping in a London mall I don’t know about the UK, but approaching or recruiting a 12 year old here in Canada will get you arrested you fucking creeps. Taking pics of them will get you arrested you fucking creeps. But in FASHION – it’s all good baby…money blinds all creepiness. The post Sophia Ahrens Underwear Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian’s Taped Up Tits of the DAy

Kim Kardashian decided to share some of her “beauty” secrets with you fucking peasants, because everyone is amazed that someone who looks so fucking bulldozed by a fucking freight train of black dudes runny freight train on her, looks so plastic, airbrushed and fabricated bullshit on the red carpet…despite having at least one baby…and as you’d expect it’s not plastic surgery alone that gives her that stepfather inspired TRANNY look, but tape…tape helps her pull everything together…and now you too can be a fucking billion dollar generating ditch pig…hair, make-up, plastic surgery and packing tape…to get that vapid, superficial, vain, narcissist who isn’t even HOT look… Thanks for helping us out you fucking monster. The post Kim Kardashian’s Taped Up Tits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Clauson Lets it All Hang Out in New Photos

The smoking hot model leaves little to the imagination in the name of fashion. … read more

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Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day

I don’t get in arguments with people when they say that Kendall Jenner is hot. Sure she looks a bit too much like her dad and has a lot too much of her mom’s ability to be prostituted in any way she needs to be to get what she wants despite being rich as fuck, in efforts to get richer as fuck, because when you’re a vapid cunt, with no soul or substance – money is all that fucking matters, it is what gives you credibility, respect, adorning fans, and thus a following you can convert into more money with ad deals and spokemodeling shit, despite being a virtual no one…because you’re rich and all it takes in America to be someone is to be rich – Just ask Trump (the obnoxious real estate agent, not the politician). That said, at least she’s no doing gutter fucking booty campaigns like her pig sisters, and she’s actually taken her inherent athleticism and coupled it with her inherent fame whoring and took on high fashion…as a model, despite not being model quality..pretty much shitting on the luxury market with her name and that in and of itself is pretty funny… But I guess what it comes down to is why not Kendall, sure she looks like an untrained, despite being trained amateur doing her awkward poses she’s been practicing in front of the mirror – since modeling is all she ever wanted to do…and why would she do anymore than that, when the family is such superficial – garbage – business hustling trash…it’s not like some Eastern European pulled out of a dumpster looking for her dinner is any more capable – just hungrier….all it really depends on is who’s out there promoting and selling you and in her case…it’s the whole fucking world…she’s top of the list…and here she is for Calvin Klein taking on some twinks like she was her dad at the gay bathouse…bareback. The post Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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LeAnn Rimes and Her Tight Tush Tuesday of the Day

I didn’t know Tight Tush Tuesday or #TightTushTuesday was a thing…but I did know that LeAnn Rimes was an all around country singing stage parented talent sensation that Christians fucking loved….and then she got married, cheated on her marriage, split up another marriage, and got fake tits….probably did some reality TV, hasn’t released an album in forever and if she did it would still do great because Christians are loyal and forgiving, so they might as well should be terrible people and ask for forgiveness at the end of it all, since Jesus will forgive…. Well now she’s doing Tight Tush Tuesday…. This is on some Tara Reid level of…broken…yet perfect…..so don’t fix it. Magical The post LeAnn Rimes and Her Tight Tush Tuesday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day

It looks like GIGI showed up to an event in what could be a see through mesh outfit, all fetishy, beachy, High Fashion and when I put my nerd glasses on, I see nipple, or distinct discoloration of nipple, which is enough for some of you to get really excited about, because nipples are exciting, even though you can just google her and see her tits, probably as fake as everything about her, from her family life to her career, but that doesn’t matter because of the nipples and her willingness to say “look at me”…like a spoiled rich kid who likes being the center of attention after her dad pay for everyone to notice her for a few minutes…allowing her to live in delusion that she’s this hot, relevant, awesome and amazing talent, when really she’s just an instagram model, relevant because 15 million people follow her….that’s all it fucking takes…but if she keeps dressing like this…I’m totally fine with her behavior…I just hope I live to witness the collapse…but I’m getting old and unhealthy and this may all end for me – just not soon enough Naughty outfit for such a wholesome strong moral and valued famewhore bottom feeder. I like her! TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kat Dennings Wins the Grammy for Best Cleavage

I’m not sure they give out a Grammy for best cleavage, but someone needs to give this beauty an award for those spectacular breasts. We’d happily give her an Anatomy Award, if she so desired!… read more

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