Cop Shoots a Dude – who Shoots Him Man Sets Water on Fire… Mother of the Day…. Runaway Bride – This Is GOing to be a Great Marriage Dude Stabs a Sleeping Man Naked Robber Just Wants Clothes… The post Naked Dude Jumps Out of Building After Busted Banging Someone’s Wife and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t follow politics, I’m Canadian and feel like even as a Canadian, I am aware that every person running a country is just a figurehead who has no power or control to change policy…or really anything… I don’t care about Trump’s sensationalized politics that are all for show, you know to he’s saying what the people who would follow him as a “business leader”…would believe or want to here, you know traditionally the poor people who need social services hate social services!! I don’t care that Bernie is an old as fuck socialist from Vermont, who hates big business, even though I was a punk and hate big business, or that Hilary is a blue blooded overfunded, full of shit and has been too into politics…and I don’t even know anyone else….because I don’t follow politics…and they don’t make enough noise and aren’t marketed as well.. I do care about whores, legal prostitution is great, Nevada wild west good times….gambling, 24 hour booze, and sex….and I really care about their politics if the whore is sucking my dick with The post Hookers for Hilary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence is giving a gift of 2,000,000 tax deductible dollars to the Children’s Heart Foundation because despite being a puppet of the media with no soul, she’s into kids with no hearts….or with broken hearts…because she probably found some recipe or spell that needed Children’s hearts and this was the only way to get it! I don’t care if the idea is vain, the amount of money that will actually get to the kids will be closer to 20,000 dollars… I read the WYCLEF AMA on REDDIT yesterday…and saw how to master a fake charity through clever accouunting tactics… I do care that she’s showing her tits, tits that brown dude AZIZ who is overrated pussy comedy but successful because immigrants like him.. I guess what I’m saying is that I prefer when celebs spend their money on cocaine and hookers, because I like when people acknowledge the vapid, self absorbed cunts they are…this “do good” because it is “good press” no matter what money is involved irritates me…but then again anything that she does that doesn’t involve self shot nudes annoys me too… I mean – why the fuck is she so fucking famous and in everything – some deals with the devil were made -maybe that’s why she wants to buy all the Kentucky based baby hearts….because in a world filled with equally “talented” actors she just doesn’t make any fucking sense…I don’t trust her…. The post Jennifer Lawrence Tits Creates a Charity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Jessica Simpson is feeling sexy, because she’s posing like some instagram whore who also works as a stripper since being a cam girl is too risky for her personal brand you know seeing as people can record webcam shows and all that…all rocking some daisy dukes shirts and a bikini bra for her big old mom tits, looking far less fat than she was at her fattest and far older than she was at her hottest, but still Jessica Simpson in a bikini top…. The post Jessica Simpson Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailiee Steinfeld was jailbait once, and now she’s showing nipple, nipple that not at all exciting, at least not to me…I find her big…boring…but I guess I feel that way about everyone so that’s not entirely fair to her. It’s like if a motherfucker is a homo and hates all pussy, it doesn’t make the pussy all bad, not that I’m a homo, but every dude who comes to this site thinks I must be one, because why would anyone care about posting this bullshit who is straight, unless they are into these bitches, and why would any straight guy not think all nipples are wonderful…but the truth is, the nipple isn’t the issue, it’s the cunt it’s attached to, and not the cunt I’d obviously eat, but the cunt as a whole, the personal brand, the Hailiee Steinfeld…from the movies…with money and celebrity – but why…she’s not all great… I guess what I’m saying is I have fucking standards in the smut being shoved down our throat and the people the kids of tomorrow are looking up to thanks to shitty Pitch Perfect movies…and her song about masturbating that she didn’t even write… It’s like stop giving these talentless, overrated girls love…but I can’t cuz hating on them is how I make my dot com billions – internet money. Go fuck yourself… SHOUT OUT TO FAHD FOR SENDING IT IN….HE’S GOT A GOOD EYE FOR THE TIT….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld’s Possible Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not a fan of Christina Milian or her comeback tour. Where she’s managed to leverage everything she can doing the low level tricks of fame whoring to get followers and attention… She was a one hit wonder, who had a kid with this dude who is a very famous producer and has song writing credits on major hits, so many that when they were together he was able to get her on some, because he probably knew the residuals would mean less alimony since bitch doesn’t work…. She’s a second tier host on a singing show that is hugely successful, working as their social media person, but only this past year has been able to get a following because she gets more and more aggressive with her pics..because tits get his.. So if it’s not some pool party, see through shirt, bikini paparazzi pics, it’s cleavage…as she knows how to get talked about…since we’re all as basic as she is in her hustle… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian’s Big Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait who is no longer jailbait…but she’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style… You know this is just her look, it’s what she likes to wear, wrap her up in fishnet everyday of the week, it’s how she goes to the fucking grocery store…and is not about her showing off her fitness body or any of that shit thirsty bitches do…. She’s Jojo, she doesn’t need to be famous because she’s got talent and a history…you know with her body of work, that was also a body grown men wanted to have sex with because she was in the media and underage and that’s enough for grown men to want to have sex with a girl….unless they are in canada, where they can have sex with the girl but choose not to since 16-17 year olds are fucking crazy and even 18 is too fucking young… Oh and she fucks very fucking black dudes…which the same pervert fanbase probably can’t handle.. CLICK HERE The post Jojo Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think we should take a minute to give Sara Jean Underwood some credit – where credit is deserved…. You see, we know that instagram is a place where pretty much every girl with an instagram is using it as a platform to post sleazy pics of themselves…but we have to remember there was an evolution to this. There was a time when only the real strippers and bar maids, before bottle service girls even existed, would use Myspace to post cheesy half naked shoots…but the average girl would debate or even be reprimanded by family for posting anything remotely sexual… They worried about “career as politicians” or “professionals” or whatever… While this Sara Jean Underwood – was like – I want to do Playboy, I’m hot, I’m 18, fuck school, let’s get fucking naked… She knew the dream, the fame, the possible fortune all for getting naked was the fucking answer and didn’t worry about what anyone thought… She went onto fuck Seacrest up the ass for a while, TV host for the nerds, but now…now she’s on instagram in what some could see as “doing what the insta whores are doing”….but for the old timers like me…she’s doing what’s always been hers to do… The post Sara Jean Underwood Has Figured Out Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Malin Akerman got us to finally pay attention whatever is happening over on Billions, and Juno Temple helped kick off the new HBO series Vinyl with a knockout nude scene!… read more