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Mr. Skin Got a Shoutout On SNL!
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I used to have a friend who was obsessed with girls in men’s underwear, I mean to make it creepier, it was actually girls in little boy underwear, we’re talking the tighty whitie bullshit with the penis hole…it was in the late 90s, an era where the thong would blow a motherfucker away…and dude would get these girls to change out of the revealing panties and put on the little kid panties…I found it uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as the day he told me about how he got dumped by his girlfriend and he went to a gay bar and had 3 dudes fuck the shit out of him…also weird to talk about in the 90s….clearly dude was molested as a child…but everytime I see a girl in men’s underwear I think of him, even when it’s Naomi Campbell, the blacker than night, momma Africa model who has been one of the biggest pretentious cunts throughout the years, fitting seeing as she’s a fashion model, which is one of the most pretentious jobs that is hardly even a job, when she’s not out fucking Russian Billionaires…I know, this isn’t exciting…but she is simulating black sex because black lives matter with ASAP Rocky. The post Naomi Campbell in Men’s Underwear with A$AP Rocky for POP Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Naomi Campbell in Men’s Underwear with A$AP Rocky for POP Magazine of the Day
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I used to tease Genevieve Morton for being a plus sized model, because I truly felt she wasn’t being all she needed to be, and was really just selling herself short, maybe even being lazy, just riding the Sports Illustrated wave that made Kate Upton, even though they made Kate Upton, who theoretically distracted from Genevieve Morton as the busty blonde…you know how Americans are – supporting their own… I just knew that the magazine would turn their back on her when they found someone more marketable than her, like a Gigi Hadid type, or even a 300 pound fat chick and an old lady in some Politically correct attempt to have a solid marketing spin to the female run media. I knew Genevieve Morton shouldn’t put all her eggs in one basket and that she should hit the gym and make a life for herself beyond that low level, that was at one point in time a big deal, before instagram….that is now shit.. So I did what any asshole who cares does, I caller her a pig, until she got it in her head and hit the fucking gym, not that I have any impact on anyone, none of these girls know I exist, but I like to think my cyberbullying helps them be better than they were when I called them out…and they can’t really hate me for it, I’m not the one who told them to become bikini models.. Not that it matters, what matters is that she’s got more life in her, more tit to give us, and she’s getting fit, looking hot, and posting some almost aggressive sexy pics on instagram…implied naked…in still naked to me.. The post Genevieve Morton Tit in the Sauna of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Genevieve Morton Tit in the Sauna of the Day
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Miranda Kerr is normally featured on the site as a guide for you to follow in how to bed a billionaire being a “model”… It looks like she was smart enough to not take any birth control, to let the frat boy over at Snapchat cum inside her….knowing that the child support from a second man with money…this time a billionaire…because she only does billionaires after the whole actor thing being a homoerotic and emotionally weird situation…is pretty fucking lucrative bother before and after the divorce…now all she has to do is get that wedding done and she’s officially set, not that she isn’t already… I guess this is what happens when your ex boyfriend and fellow Australian, who virtually runs Hollywood, drops you for Mariah Carey…you go after the first nerdy Billionaire you can find and swallow his cum with your pussy…. My kind of whore…but not really, my actual kind of whore is the 5 dollar kind… TO SEE THE REST OF NEW YORK FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Baby of the Day
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Anything with Serge Gainsbourg as the soundtrack is some pretentious hipster shit, so hipster that it is almost ironic when a motherfucker uses it because he’s gotta know how played out it is, but maybe it’s just one of those “classics” that sets the mood just right….because Gainsbourg is a french lounge singer that defines a generation of Paris int he 60s or some shit..all romantic or some shit…I don’t know, I like his music, I am dancing around right fucking now to it, but seeing it in a video, makes me think the asshole who made the video lacks vision… That said, this is Suki Waterhouse, the young face and body, rich kid from the UK model, who is likely not a model, but just a rich kid, who had the honor of being fucked by womanizing Brad Cooper, while he was probably fucking other girls, because how can you take a 20 year old bitch like this too seriously, when you’re Brad Cooper and other people, like Irina Shayk want to fuck you.. Either way, hot little body in video that screams VD Day…in more ways that one…thanks Brad Cooper for that… The post Brad Cooper’s Suki Waterhouse in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon because I hate that guy…and his Comedy. It just makes me angry. I think that America as a people are better than low hanging fruit cutesy bullshit designed as viral videos – that get passed around aggressively and make the whole machine continue to find other viral stunts to make noise and thus make money…. I like to think that America as a people are smarter than the things 6 years olds find hilarious, even if it brings them back to a simpler time when they were 6 years old and found this shit funny. I like to think that compelling interviews, rather than pin the tail on the Donkey, is where we need to be. I like to think controversy, conversation, honesty and some self deprecation would be good for the people. So my silent protest that involves being blocked by fallon continues…until Katie Holmes Robot from Tom Cruise’s lap does a dance..because I remember her before she was a robot…and here she is showing personality…it is so creepy… The post Katie Holmes Does the Beyonce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Katie Holmes Does the Beyonce of the Day
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Sophie Simmons is a chubby heir to the KISS billion dollar empire, provided Gene Simmons ever dies… She has managed to decide that despite being offered all the resources to do anything in the world, she’s chosen to be an instagram model…you know get those followers that are just spillover followers from her dad, and flash them your tits, because they’ll do anything for KISS related merch.. It’s like she was made in the testicles of their GOD and that makes her their leader…and gives her the illusion of success…it’s just weird, but I guess not as weird as her flashing her tits for no reason other than craving to be hot.. That said, here’s Anna Kendrick, who has one of the most disturbing mouths in Hollywood, but more interesting, has one of the most disturbing fan base that wants to fuck her. I find nothing appealing about her, not even the tits…If anything she just annoys me as I try to figure out why she exists, even though I don’t actually spend anytime doing that, it was a hypothetical annoyance…as none of this shit matters… The post Sophie Simmons Bra Flash VS Anna Kendrick Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Sophie Simmons Bra Flash VS Anna Kendrick Cleavage of the Day
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Carine Roitfeld is some editor from VOGUE who created her own magazine called CR Fashion book a while ago, it was seen as some more prestigious magazine because fashion is pretentious and always looking for the more exclusive thing for the insecure losers who buy into that shit to attach themselves to or to try to be a part of… She’s decided to release a younger special feature caled CR Girls, which the feminists hate, never called a WOMYN a GIRL… It features – Gigi Hadid and friends who are all equally overrated except maybe Irina Shayk, who is perfect, but Nina Agdal, Bella Hadid and Carine’s daughter Julia Restoin Roitfeld all worth a fuck, but not worth the fame and fortune they either fuck or have in inheritance.. These are the pics…by someone named Sante D’Orazio….and they aren’t that great but they exist and so do I so it is like we are the same… I prefer when CR Fashion book did THESE GIGI HADID TITTY GRAB PICS The post Gigi Hadid and Friends for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Kendall Jenner was dressed like the lesbian in the wartime “We Can Do It” campaign – featuring Geraldine Doyle – who only worked in a factory for a few weeks…because she could do it, but was more into quitting doing it to marry a dentist and have 6 kids…. The “We Can Do It” poster was designed to encourage laborers to not strike, but in the roaring 80s…it was brought back as a Feminist image for equal rights for women in the workplace…. In 2015…they have taken that imagery of “woman power”, even if it wasn’t intended as a Women’s Power campaign in the 40s when it happened, and pretty much shit on the memory and purpose of the 75 year old image, by having some vapid rich kid who has never worked a day in her life because her sister got fucked by a black dude on camera and her rich family was able to leverage that into a trainwreck with great ratings…who has only taught the young women of tomorrow that being a vapid cunt is fun, especially when you go to the cool parties and drive a Range Rover or G Wagon or Rolls Royce….and that all you have to do is pander to men using your sexuality or even fuck them on camera and the good life filled with NOT ACTUALLY working can be yours….people will just pay you to live because “we can do it”…. The plight of the feminsits of the 60s had this vision in mind when they fought their fight….they said – fuck equal pay, let’s make sluts famous for acting slutty and having no soul, no substance or values… The whore thing is offensive..SCAB,. Instead of doing a separate post on the source of all this evil, or at least the first of the daughters to take the hooker mother’s lead and tyrant rich bitch values, to create a clan of “real life soap opera basic america love”…shit…Kim Kardashian in a bra – with a hard nipple because she wants to be remembered… The post Kendall Jenner Can Do It thanks to Kim K’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Kendall Jenner was dressed like the lesbian in the wartime “We Can Do It” campaign – featuring Geraldine Doyle – who only worked in a factory for a few weeks…because she could do it, but was more into quitting doing it to marry a dentist and have 6 kids…. The “We Can Do It” poster was designed to encourage laborers to not strike, but in the roaring 80s…it was brought back as a Feminist image for equal rights for women in the workplace…. In 2015…they have taken that imagery of “woman power”, even if it wasn’t intended as a Women’s Power campaign in the 40s when it happened, and pretty much shit on the memory and purpose of the 75 year old image, by having some vapid rich kid who has never worked a day in her life because her sister got fucked by a black dude on camera and her rich family was able to leverage that into a trainwreck with great ratings…who has only taught the young women of tomorrow that being a vapid cunt is fun, especially when you go to the cool parties and drive a Range Rover or G Wagon or Rolls Royce….and that all you have to do is pander to men using your sexuality or even fuck them on camera and the good life filled with NOT ACTUALLY working can be yours….people will just pay you to live because “we can do it”…. The plight of the feminsits of the 60s had this vision in mind when they fought their fight….they said – fuck equal pay, let’s make sluts famous for acting slutty and having no soul, no substance or values… The whore thing is offensive..SCAB,. Instead of doing a separate post on the source of all this evil, or at least the first of the daughters to take the hooker mother’s lead and tyrant rich bitch values, to create a clan of “real life soap opera basic america love”…shit…Kim Kardashian in a bra – with a hard nipple because she wants to be remembered… The post Kendall Jenner Can Do It thanks to Kim K’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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