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Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with Ashley Benson’s face, but yes, you’re a dude and you’re thinking “who’s looking at her face”…because you’re basic… You see, because her claim is being 10-15 pounds overweight, so not that offensively fat, like a Kate Upton who’s tits you have to question when set against her massive back, in a “are these tits worth all that comes with it, maybe I’d prefer a smaller tit on a smaller body”…. Where as Benson is more the “she’s young, on a hit show, has a big following, and looks like most 20 year olds I meet in a Bar”…. But that face, there’s something weird about it, like it is elongated, or she has fillers, or is growing still…and not quite the cute face it was in Springbreakers…and I wonder how that happens…growing up, hormones, who knows…but it’s weird….but at least she still has tits to stuff into a push-up bra…and that’s all that matters. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tallulah Willis Cameltoe in Fitness Gear of the Day

Tallulah Willis is the hipster or was the hipster Willis sister, but I guess that’s a given for an early 20s trust fund kid trying to find herself in a world where being a photographer / artist at the fashion events makes them feel like they have more substance than just the sperm and ovary that made them… I guess she’s more into health goth now, it’s a trend the hipsters have slowly morphed into as they near 30 and quit coke. I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she’s not Rumer, her potato headed sister.. The post Tallulah Willis Cameltoe in Fitness Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst Tooth of the Day

There was a time when Kirsten Dunst was a huge fucking deal…it was close to 20 years ago now…meaning she’s been through a lot… From being a hot hot actress with a skinny frame and big tits that dudes everywhere wanted to fuck… To being old and tired news…washed up and shat out by the entertainment industry by 30….. To being admitted to rehab at least once… All while never being to an orthodontist… That’s not to say I don’t think her scraggle snaggle tooth is lovely, endearing, cute, beautiful, amazing….or that it doesn’t feel like home, a familiar friend I once jerked off to… It’s just to say Hollywood is usually way more vain than this and you’d assume they would have forced her to change what has become what she is known for, a tooth, which says a lot about her career…that I guess is barely eventful…but that happened…I’ve got the DVDs somewhere to prove it. Here she is spread legged…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst Tooth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst Tooth of the Day

There was a time when Kirsten Dunst was a huge fucking deal…it was close to 20 years ago now…meaning she’s been through a lot… From being a hot hot actress with a skinny frame and big tits that dudes everywhere wanted to fuck… To being old and tired news…washed up and shat out by the entertainment industry by 30….. To being admitted to rehab at least once… All while never being to an orthodontist… That’s not to say I don’t think her scraggle snaggle tooth is lovely, endearing, cute, beautiful, amazing….or that it doesn’t feel like home, a familiar friend I once jerked off to… It’s just to say Hollywood is usually way more vain than this and you’d assume they would have forced her to change what has become what she is known for, a tooth, which says a lot about her career…that I guess is barely eventful…but that happened…I’ve got the DVDs somewhere to prove it. Here she is spread legged…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst Tooth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Singer Ellie Goulding Nips Out on the Streets of London

While she’s not a household name yet, singer Ellie Goulding is definitely making a play for more headlines by sporting a knockout pair of hard nips while out and about in London! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day

Philly Cops Don’t Cover Up Naked Dude Neighbor Destroys CCTV Cam Crazy Person of the Day Beware of Snow Loser Thief Dude Singing in a Shipping Container Miami The post Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne just keeps on going, this girl is working it as hard as she can, and I’m convinced she’s in her 40s and a mom…I keep saying that and it is ok because no one reads the site….if she’s not 40 and is actually 18…I would be forced to question genetics and hormones in the food…either way I can’t be too sure because I don’t care…just keeping the booty coming, skinny fit white girl booty… Booty that I think I should contrast with Venus or Serena who are also using social media for their booty, because I figured why not contrast a white ginger “18” year old girl…and whatever the fuck this is athlete thickness is…it brings me joy…because I don’t need to do a dedicated post for each…. Fuck it, while I am at it, why not post this Aubrey O’Day who is really just a hybrid of a Williams Sister and the Bella Thorne, only less relevant but just as thirsty with the ass and titty pics…maybe one day someone will care about her fatter than Bella Thorne, less fat that Serena Williams ass…but I doubt it. The post Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Reason Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Have an Oscar of the Day

I used to be a believer that a broken Lindsay Lohan, who was so fucking famous after her parents sold her to Disney and monetized the fuck out of her, despite robbing her of her soul….would one day win an Oscar… My rationale was that she’d make a good story of overcoming all odds, you know since she hasn’t died yet….coupled with the fact that I don’t think acting requires any actual talent, just ego and willingness to not feel like an asshole, when clearly you’re being an asshole… I though that her extreme training as a young kid would allow her to dial into that part of her brain and get it…but then she puts out this shit..and I think…”God she’s terrible”…. I guess despite being a believer I am pretty sure Lohan is done….all based on her Dubsmash she felt the fans needed to see. The post The Reason Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Have an Oscar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day

When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it…. I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness…. People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”… But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists…. So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD. The post Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day

There is something terribly disturbing about Bruce Jenner lying in bed in drag, drinking his drink, in what seems like he’s either drunk or medicated, while his daughter films him….making it seem as though he may just be an unstable housewife who medicates her sadness while sitting on her pile of money….that’s why she kills people in car accidents… This family is dark, soulless, fucked up and twisted…but brands love to hire them…so I guess they matter… Maybe he’s just dealing with his period cramps or is it menopause…either way…there’s mental disorders going on here…and I am sure it will fuck up his girls – who are already so fucked up – leading to what may actually be an interesting storyline… The post In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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