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Jennifer Lopez Shakes her Booty of the Day

I saw this video of Jennifer Lopez shaking her ass…I don’t know where it’s from, I pulled it from WWTDD , but I know she’s too old for this kid of behavior…you know there comes a time in every mom’s life, even stripper and hooker moms, where they hang up the thong and work realize the money train is over, so they either marry an old rich guy, live off their savings, or get a job doing anything but shaking their fucking asses in their underwear… J.Lo, being the ego cunt that got famous because of her go cunt behavior, she just can’t give up, she’s got a shitty TV show, she’s got fans, she’s got a pile of fucking money, but still fucking does booty shaking….It’s so weird… Here she is before the event…titties out….because she’s a vegas showgirl now.. The post Jennifer Lopez Shakes her Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

I blame Emily Ratajkowski for being one of the first instagram models to make it in the world, she books Hollywood movies, and all she ever really do was pose naked in LA for some of the right rich perverts… I don’t think she needs to be punished for this, I mean she’s got to live with herself and knowing that without her tits she’s nothing for the rest of her life. She’ll have to know that her accomplishments are no better than the accomplishments of pornstars, but instead maybe she needs a thank you, because like Kim Kardashian before her, she gives hope to average looking girls that they can make it too. That if they get naked and have one marketable feature…they can make it too…and thanks to her being first to market, she gets the jobs, while these other girls scramble…and as they scramble I get to watch all their cries for help through nudity…and even EMRATA, when feeling insecure or ugly, puts out slutty pics…it’s all she knows… Long live the sluts.. The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk Girl Gets in the Wrong Uber of the Day

I don’t know the story behind this, but apparently this drunk girl gets in the wrong Uber and refuses to get out….she also drops the “you don’t know who you’re messing with right now”….which is standard spoiled brat talk for “my dad’s rich and/or a lawyer”…. The dude eventually throws her down…and obviously that makes her mad, so she gets into his car and goes into full tantrum mode… I don’t even know if the guy is an Uber driver, but I am terrified for the headache her boyfriend has to go through with this girl….she’s not hot enough for this kind of attitude… I do like how feisty she is and the “I’ll do whatever the fuck I want”…as she screams at him to get into the car…I think this is a sign of the times….bottle service…coddled brats who aren’t bullied or failed in school and the only thing that would make this video better is if she got her period in her white shorts…but I say that whenever I see white shorts but it’s pretty good as is… I think I’m in love. The post Drunk Girl Gets in the Wrong Uber of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Why Didn’t Katy Perry Put Her Boobs in Cement as Well?

Katy Perry got to sign her name and put her hands in cement for posterity outside of the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, but we can’t help but wonder why she didn’t make an impression of her incredible breasts as well? Either way, those jugs of hers looked absolutely amazing! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day

I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth…. Actually, maybe that’s just what I’m thinking when I see Natalie Portman for this BORING campaign, that I realize is more about being a sophisticated woman, rather than the Israel born Jewish girl that Jewish guys fucking love, because of the fantasy of getting a Jewish girl who looks as good as her pregnant and to have a life with, instead of the Jewish girl who looks more like a troll their parent’s arranged the marriage with…right.. She’s the second generation of Star Wars pussy, after already being an established actress, and people fucking love her… I guess this isn’t a panty shoot, or a bikini shoot, or an accidental upskirt or nude scene, but I feel like she’s got a tight enough fanbase, that they get excited about everything she does…or however she hustles money…prostituting her celebrity like she was just getting started and is sitting on the casting couch… I really have no idea why I am promoting this garbage for Dior…but let’s make other people rich…while I remain too poor to buy a case of fucking beer…I’ve played this all wrong… The post Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day

There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage….and that Miley threatened to leak the video when her and Demi were having some Disney based fight we can assume was based on jealousy because one actor / singer with a big fanbase hated the other actor / singer with a huge fan base because she was Mexicans and Mexicans are seriously fucking loyal…which led to the Demi Lovato break down. I don’t know if that’s a true story, but it should be, it would make these plastic, souless, boring cunts far more interesting or have more depth, instead of the garbage we are fed about them… I do know that Lovato had a drug addiction, became a lesbian, blamed it on being bi-polar, only to start dating Wilmer Valderamma and realizing the way to be fat and stay fat and still have audience support by doing the “Love your Body” shit targeted to fat girls…not so interesting, just an example of how shitty the world we live in is… Here she is in ALlure wearing underwear…I may have posted this before, it’s all the fucking same and I don’t care about Demi Lovato, she’s not hot and posting this is just out of habit more than anything… The post Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Mariah Carey is dating James Packer, who is some Australian casino owning billionaire, who has decided to funnel some of her father’s fortune, now that his father is dead and he has control, into Hollywood, where he’s pretty much running or financing every movie being made, allowing him to attend all the hollywood events, while controlling all the power in Hollywood because he signs the checks, making all the whores in Hollywood suck his dick and suck up to him hoping to keep working, or having the security to not work, by following him around…which I guess gets boring, because after dropping Miranda Kerr as his paid employee, since that bitch is a hooker, he’s decided to stick it to Mariah Carey, who I am sure appreciates that he’s rich, but has had a ton of her own money for a long fucking time, and doesn’t really need his billions to get by…..but it’s nice…since her last husband and baby daddy had 12 dollars when they met and is on salary for the rest of his life…so it’s probably a nice change for her… She’s looking pregnant, may be pregnant, could just be barrel shaped and chubby due to menopause, which I guess is the opposite of pregnant, and normal for someone like her in her 50s, alld unable to get pregnant, but then again these rich people are capable of all kinds of scientific feats…and really, who the fuck cares… The post Mariah Carey Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Trying to See Jennifer Aniston’s Old Lady Vagina of the Day

Every now and then, not very often, but when presented with pictures like this, I like to stare at Jennifer Aniston’s vagina to try to understand why no one wants to knock her up, when even disgusting girls get knocked up, there must be something very wrong with her uterus, or maybe she just does it greek, cuz anal is the best form of birth control….. It took her 40 years to land a man willing to marry her, while at one point in time she was a rich TV sitcom star everyone wanted to fuck thanks to her constantly hard nipples…but every guy would run from her as soon as he saw that window of opportunity. She must be really intolerable, a bitch, needy, demanding…with an ego that doesn’t allow her to get with guys like me, who would be more than happy to use her for her money and access to a pool. Living that vacation life due to her lottery win that was a career despite having no talent…. She normally milk’s her nipples, not literally, since the no baby thing, but figuratively, so it’s interesting to see her with this crotch tease, without showing her crotch, which is what makes it a tease…the kind of thing that gets girls raped by men who can’t handle being teased….we call it the “slutty outfit” excuse. Seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool is a fetish of mine, seeing old ladies in tight dresses, SPANXed the hell out, is not…but it happened… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Trying to See Jennifer Aniston’s Old Lady Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Juno Temple Rocks Some Awesome Cleavage at Vinyl Premiere

The always gorgeous Juno Temple showed off some incredible cleavage at the premiere of the new HBO series Vinyl ! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Jessica Alba’s in Vogue of the Day

Jessica Alba must be taking her company public very fucking soon….she’s all over the fucking place in a bunch of photoshoots, this time Vogue, like she’s some kind of model or fashion icon, when really she’s just rich and has a good PR team….strategically making her do exactly what she does…and that’s act, while being directed, because going public is a huge scam and the people behind Wall Street and finance know exactly how to inflate the value of a nonsense company, so that they can all get rich as fuck… So get ALba in media, dressed up, looking good, talking about life as a bullshit exec…good for everyone, except future shareholders of this nonsense….but who cares about them… A whore is a whore no matter what she’s whoring, she’s got a basic knowledge of how to whore, whether it’s an IPO, or to get a movie role, or Coconut water, she’s got this…ALba’s got this… The post Jessica Alba’s in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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