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Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan got beat up by a dude. I guess one of her billionaires that pays for her to join them in her European existence now that she’s not famous, flying her on private jets, taking her to great places, had enough of her shit….not that you should push a crazy, unappreciative bitch, who was likely losing her mind on the motherfucker…that’s abusive to women and we don’t encourage that…but I’m a rational person, and if a bitch is going insane on a billionaire who wouldn’t get arrested if he killed the bitch…in a volatile hotel crashing tyle relationship she constantly lives because she’s crazy… It’s also possible she did this to herself, drama, bitch loves Drama…or maybe this is doctored because she deleted it since posting it and really who cares about Lindsay Lohan, sure I have fond memories of her tits, that are still rocking, but she’s already dead to me, and really to everyone, and I don’t think you can kill or hurt something already dead, sure you can fuck it and people will judge you, but no one will really care about the body you’re fucking…it’s just sort of there…you know… Don’t beat women…even if they are barely human like Lohan…. The post Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Figures it All Out of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne has figured out the basics of social media, do as many slutty things as possible, but make sure they don’t come across slutty, and that people on the surface would have to question “is she trying to be slutty or is that just how the kids dress at the gym”…you know be as innocent in your presentation, but as whorey in your delivery or intentions, so dudes can jerk off to you, but when asked you can play it off as “I’m just at gym… working out…in a sports bra with my fat young tits hanging out…as I move is slow rhythmic motions similar to getting a slow fuck on…where I take all of the cock in me…bottom out on my pussy”…. Not that she’s actually “young tits”…I still want to do a carbon test to see how old she actually is…I’m convinced…it’s all lies…media is all lies…even these tits may be lies..but at least she gives us enough innocent material to disprove that lie.. TO SEE HER IN RIPPED JEANS FOR THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Figures it All Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk for Maxim of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is a relatively old model, I mean she’s in her late 20s, and only just signed on as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this past year. Not that being a Victoria’s Secret Angel is that fucking cool, but I guess when you’re a Swedish model who before Victoria’s Secret did countless nude shoots for free, that million dollar contract is crucial to everything you’ve “worked towards”..even if it was just basically handed to the bitch..she still out modeled all the other model competition… I know Victoria’s Secret, the sweatshop running mall brand that makes billions of dollars produces better content of Elsa Hosk than Maxim…because at least she’s half naked and posing slutty…you know a glimpse into who and what she is and where her socialist tits come from… I don’t really understand these pictures, not that Maxim Cares about what I think, they actually send me lawyers letters all the fucking time for posting their pics, since they are pussy bitches, who clearly don’t get what hetero guys want to see. There is no fucking way they’ve done any market research on this one, unless their rebrand is to target women, or gay men…this makes no fucking sense…. That’s not to say men can’t be classy and sophisticated, or that they can’t be educated, or into things that aren’t THROAT FUCKING PORN, but it is to say that this isn’t a shoot any dude will get excited about, mentally, comedically, unless the joke is that Maxim is doing fake high fashion, like they are Vogue or some shit…when we are basic, put a bitch half naked on a bed, it’s what everyone on instagram is doing and it’s better than this… The world is so fucking disconnected…despite being more connected than ever…Give the people what we want! I guess what I am saying is when a corporate brand the model works for produces more compelling content with the model than a Men’s magazine using her as their cover girl…there’s no excuse. The post Elsa Hosk for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Shows as Much Skin as One Can Show in Maxim

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The February 2016 issue of Maxim features the amazing Elsa Hosk on the cover and her photo spread is an instant contender for best Maxim spread of all time! h/t Drunken Stepfather

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The Olympics have New Policy on Trannies of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If I was trying to win an Olympic Gold – I’d take estrogen for a year and Lady Bug those Olympics. RIP Jonathan Brandis – “International Olympic Committee: Agency Changes Guidelines for Transgender Athletes in Competition – The new guidelines allow transgender athletes to compete after one year of hormone replacement therapy, without having to undergo gender reassignment surgery.” I’m no scientist, but the olympics are assuming that if I am a man who trains 20 years for a sport, I can spend 1 year on estrogen, and it qualifies me as a woman. TO compete against other women. As an obese man, I have higher testosterone than most women, but most women can outrun me. So if my sole goal is to win an Olympic medal but I can’t qualify, I’d just take hormones to change to the women’s section and get more glory being the first trans winner. The Olympics are saying – it’s even, fair, just take hormones for a year, you don’t even need to chop your dick off. Because every chick with a dick I’ve met – has not been an olympian not a sex worker….so Olympian trans people will be athletes who will do anything to win… Seems like an olympic Gold loophole…. Soon the Olympic categories will be Men and Men on Woman Hormones. Women won’t even qualify. Yet the feminists will fight for this because they are PC idiots…who don’t realize TRANS is an attack on their gender. It’s the Patriarchy taking women jobs…and in this case Olympic glory… IN CONCLUSION – GIVE TRANNIES THEIR OWN OLMPICS – I BET IT’D GET MORE VIEWERS The post The Olympics have New Policy on Trannies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff, the Puck Slut, is now a recently divorced and wanting you to notice her because you are a man…or maybe she is just trying to distract you from her thick muscular mom thighs…but the reality is that she’s jailbait that reached one of those core group of guys who she can do no wrong for…meaning they’ll be there for her forever and ever…she is and always will be the glory days, their peak..the one… But I guess, she doesn’t like those people, they are weird..because they are weird…and that’s why she made the money…She’s more into just letting you look at the tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach in ELLE BULGARIA of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson in the new Baywatch Movie that should have never fucking happened and the fact that it did happen says something interesting about how desperate the industry is to make money…and all they know how to do or invest in is things that ride off nostalgia…whether it is comic book movies or old movies and tv shows…bring that shit back and monetize… She got the job because she was tits Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck, despite being gay, something that upsets every girl I tell, because they want to believe he’s this womanizer, that turns them on more than hearing he’s some man fucker, even though the idea of womanizing is what makes them hate 99 percent of men…. I’ve been told by numerous people that Leo isn’t officially a faggot, but he fucks dudes, because he’s bored of fucking girls, they all flock to him and there’s no excitement for him…and that he actually is rude to the models he surrounds himself with… I’ve figured that the model girlfriend thing is a lie, because I know girls, and unless these well paid models are actually the hookers I say they are, they’d never want to be in a bikini or lingerie campaign with another girl who her ex is dating… Some people rationalize it as he’s honest, straight up with them, so nice to them that they don’t care that their co-workers fuck him also..it’s a free loving, they’re just happy to be fucking him situation.. I call bullshit, ever girl I know would kill a bitch her ex fucks…if he’s really her ex…and for that reason alone…I call faggot.. But even when I tell girls I meet that he’s a faggot, they’re like “but he fucks women”..and I’m like “I don’t know about that, but he fucks men”…and they are like “yeah but he fucks women, that doens’t make him gay, that just makes him Hollywood”…to which I say, if you fuck men, even if you fuck women…you’re gay…. JUST ASK RICKY MARTIN… Here is bootleg model, hooker, Pam Anderon in a bootleg Elle for Bulgaria…. The post Kelly Rohrbach in ELLE BULGARIA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Hudson posted this picture of her ass, an ass that may be old, in a picture that may be old, but that is also a mom ass, a celebrated ass, an ass that people compare to her mom’s ass, an ass that garners attention and has since she was 16 and first going out to parties, an ass that has been fucked a lot by a lot of industry men…an ass that is clearly free spirited and ready to be watched…because she’s still a rich kid ass, spoiled brat ass, with daddy issues ass that has an ego….and likes being seen…or exposed…an ass that is a bit of a tyrant psychopath…that almost made Owen Wilson kill himself…an ass that probably has herpes, but that’s ok…it’s Kate Hudson’s ass and as uneventful as she is…this ass is what defines her and who she is…and I’m liking it…even though I normally fear anything older than 30… She’s done good with this social media thing…let us see those true colors and/or ass.. The post Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is on her Knees of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know why I bother with this 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, but it probably has something to do with her womanly body, you know looking the way all 40 year olds should look, while no 40 year olds actually look like this, because they are lazy…. But Bella Thorne the 40 year old, who has managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….which is probably why she’s posting suggestive pics on her instagram…build that up because it is the modern way to help make this dream come true… Here she is innocently on her knees…like a slut you can’t call a slut…because she’s riding the grey area… The post Bella Thorne is on her Knees of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Andrea Corr Hard Nipple of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember The Corrs? Not the beer, the band…. They were an Irish girl band that made some really fucking shitty music and I guess they are on a comeback tour, as these people do…because why else would Andrea Corr, one of the leads, who was born in 1974, be on stage with hard nipples… I don’t remember them…but this is their most popular song…. Hilariously bad video…but I like nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Andrea Corr Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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