Rihanna has a new song and it’s available exclusively on TIDAL BECAUSE JAY Z OWNS HER… It reminds me of a meme that’s been going around for years about her quoted saying something about how writing her lyrics is a spiritual experience, even though she doesn’t write her own shit, but maybe she does…with things like “WORK WORK WORK WORK (mumbles that rhyme with work, mumbles that rhyme with work)” Brilliant…but not as brilliant as throwing Drake on the track to sell the shit to the gang of idiots who buy into their commercial, mainstream, sell product, make money garbage.. Garbage…she doesn’t even need to make words anymore…she just needs to make noises that sound like words…brilliant.. GO LISTEN TO THE SONG ON TIDAL … They didn’t pay me to say that, but I dont’ need fucking lawsuits here.. Here are some pics of Rihanna in a dress… The post Rihanna Has a New Song Called Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz is fucking Chance the Rapper. They went to a Miguel concert, so ethnic, and apparently that means the 18 year old is taking a big black dick, and who the fuck cares, we’re in a Black Lives Matter era where people shit on White Privilege, meaning if she were to not fuck a black guy, that’d be racist in and of itself… There was a time when black guys, no matter how rich they were, were forced to fuck the fat white girls that the white guys didn’t want, and obviously the edgy, exciting, daring women who were into black dudes, like Heidi Klum… There was a time that guys who are around 40 years old would dump their girlfriends if they found out they banged a black guy, they just couldn’t get over it, because white privelege..But now, hip hop is mainstream, black people aren’t slaves and have become top tier producers, citizens, etc…despite what you racists want to think… The truth is, I’ve never been offended by white girls banging black guys, I’ve seen it go from fantasy to mainstream over the last 30 years and I’ve found it funny…you know seeing these white girls pissing off their dad’s for bigger dick and athletic sex…but I’m not a white racist…who obsesses over 18 year old barely interesting comic book characters in movies….and that’s why I am loving this story… When the white girl gets a black boyfriend, her weirdo fans freak the fuck out. It happened to JOJO but are we passed that…I mean if you base things on the Oscars, obviously not..but if you base it on everything else in popculture…then probably are… Either way, I just think her getting railed by a huge dick whatever color it is is hilarious..it’s just representative of all girls…of all ages…wanting big dicks..to fill them hoping to fill their empty souls… She’s 18 and leaving nightclubs, because when you’re famous, the drinking age is whenever you want. In some cases, murdering is accepted too… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Goes Black and May One Day Go Back…TBD…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is into dancing, but that doesn’t mean she’s interesting, talented or cool…it just means her mom is conditioning her for Dancing with the Stars when the career takes a lull, hell, she’s probably got a plan for a whole Karashian season of Dancing with the Stars once their sheer media power to sell product fades when the world collectively unfollows every single one of them The sad thing is that the general public is too fucking lazy to go in and figure out all their names to unfollow them, so it’s just easier to “like their pics”…because clearly they are doing something right and will do something interesting…even though they never did… They peaked with the sex tape and the sex tape wasn’t even that good… But I guess in their mind, while Vogue and Chanel is booking them for work or photoshoot campaigns, because if they promote it, it gets seen and if it gets seen they get their moneys worth, all while these three rich kids are virtually playing dress up like they did as little bratty tweens, only in real life…because the world is fucking set up for them to be this… That’s why they are all doing their white girl twerk, hood dance, bullshit cultural appropriation, because this is what white girls are into and how white girls act, whether they’ve won at life or not…all done up for an elegant shoot…because they are so fun and I guess because this is a joke to them but this makes them current, relatable to other white girls who follow them..and the whole thing is so stupid..but here she is dancing on her instagram like the lame, cheesy bitch she is.. The post Kendall Jenner and the Hadid Brats Dance of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of Hailey Clauson is not that she’s some very large Sports Illustrated model, you know the kind that you look at and know she’s 6 foot tall and broad enough to beat the shit out of you if you are ever at a party with her and you try to grab her ass…you know just fucking angry.. The highlight of Hailey Clauson is not that she’s done a ton of topless shoots over her career.. The highlight of Hailey Clauson is that at 15 she was cast for some Urban Outfitters shoot, and her dad was on set and agreed and signed off to all the slutty images they took of her, despite being 15, so she did what any 15 year old sex worker would do to a company hiring them to pose slutty in campaigns at 15, even when her dad signs off on it, because 15 is what Jared from Subway got locked away for, and 15 is illegal…she sued them for 28 million dollars and they “settled”…meaning she got 10 million dollars..which is a lot of fucking money… For some reason, a reason I don’t understand, people still hire her, while I’d blacklist the bitch, there are 1000s of hotter girls who are just happy to get work, not suing brands for millions who hired her for a job….but then again, any photographer or company hiring 15 year old models to pose slutty…are fucking sexual predators and should be shot….I can’t imagine shooting girls over 18 is really that difficult for them…right… Here she is for Elle Spain.. The post Hailey Clauson in Elle Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
90210 star AnnaLynne McCord stepped out in a cleavage baring see-through top, though a closer look reveals she was wearing some sort of rectangular nipple patch. Nevertheless, it’s an incredible look for this amazingly sexy actress! Hit the jump for more pics…
Alisa Ahmann’s mother agency is in Hamburg Germany, so it is is safe to say that she’s some Nazi created entity during Hitler’s Syphilis induced evil genius where he wanted to kill off all the people he found gross…but most interestingly was able to rally all the people to follow…we’re talking an entire fucking country, who just sort of went with it, because they are some pragmatic people who just do what they are told, even when it is fucking evil…Everyone focuses on the Nazi officers, but no one really cares about the millions of civilians doing the Nazi Salute…that could be Alisa Ahmann’s family, maybe her granny on Christmas prances around Heil-ing…but then again, maybe she’s not even from Germany, maybe she’s a Jew, maybe she’s not a product of “Lebensborn”, Hitler’s super human breeding program…but she could be – because she’s fucking perfect….I mean from the right angle, in some of her instagram pics she looks very horsey…which could be part of Hilter’s cross breeding programs…either way, she’s german. These pics are by the master of photographer Ellen Von Unwerth… The post Alisa Ahmann for Vogue Ukraine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Ratajkowski is an instagram model who scammed her way into a couple of movies even though she can’t act..where she pretty much played herself and the producers either wanted to fuck her when she was at her peak…and gave her the part they new required no talent..but she’s mainly an instagram model… That’s not to say she doesn’t have a great body, even if the autheticity of her body, and I guess her lips are questionable…she obviously does, but it’s to say so many girls followed her lead and are doing what she does, making her a lot less interesting that when she started getting naked in photoshoots… Meaning, she’s on the decline, and she knows it, but I guess she’s been working on her ass, thinking “Maybe this body part will open some doors”…that will lead to her opening up her legs and / or spreading said ass for any job she can get…because no one likes to HIT big and hard…and dissipate to no one gives a fuck…since no one gives a fuck about anything these days…but bikini pics still get semi-noticed…so keep up the good hustle…it’s this type of bottom feeding and laziness that will end up with a sex tape…fingers crossed You can put a whore in movies, but you can’t put movies in whores, I mean I guess you could with enough lube if they were in DVD form…but you get what I’m saying…she’s crying for attention…”LOOK AT HER “…that’s what she wants… I guess what I am saying, since I don’t mind looking at her body, and really have seen her entire career as the first site to really post her photoshoots, even though she’s unappreciative….is that I hope for her case that the next movie she does is critically acclaimed and her performance is brilliant..It’s called “CRUISE” and is by the guy who did “The Wrestler”….because she’s at the make it or break it…fade into old, played out Lohan status…because people get bored…even looking at ass in a bikini… That’s all I have to say about that.. The post Emily Ratajkowski is More Than Just Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Frida Aasen is amazing… I don’t know who she is, but I love that face…she’s Danish and doesn’t look nearly as Downs Syndrome as Nina Agdal or other Danish models…and I love that body…she’s fucking awesome…how has she been hiding…why has she not been getting all the fucking work available to a model…why is it that Kendall and Gigi the bootleg versions of this…who can buy their careers are depriving the world of talent like this that we lose amongst all the bullshit noise we are being fed daily… Frida Aasen is amazing… This is a campaign she did for Love & Lemons, which is a boutique lingerie company that I guess is going up against a higher concept lingerie brand like Agent Provocateur, giving instagram models outfits their sugar babies can buy them, as Victoria’s Secret is some bootleg shit that poor people and mall shoppers wear… This is their campaign, of Frida Aasen in lingerie….and all I have to say is… Frida Aasen is amazing…. The post Frida Aasen in For Love & Lemons’ spring Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Frida Aasen is amazing… I don’t know who she is, but I love that face…she’s Danish and doesn’t look nearly as Downs Syndrome as Nina Agdal or other Danish models…and I love that body…she’s fucking awesome…how has she been hiding…why has she not been getting all the fucking work available to a model…why is it that Kendall and Gigi the bootleg versions of this…who can buy their careers are depriving the world of talent like this that we lose amongst all the bullshit noise we are being fed daily… Frida Aasen is amazing… This is a campaign she did for Love & Lemons, which is a boutique lingerie company that I guess is going up against a higher concept lingerie brand like Agent Provocateur, giving instagram models outfits their sugar babies can buy them, as Victoria’s Secret is some bootleg shit that poor people and mall shoppers wear… This is their campaign, of Frida Aasen in lingerie….and all I have to say is… Frida Aasen is amazing…. The post Frida Aasen in For Love & Lemons’ spring Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy… Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete…. To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is.. This was the status: “1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.” The post Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
