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Torrie Wilson’s Bikini Run of the Day

Torrie Wilson was a wrestler, but not the kind of wrestler I like, you know the drunk slutty single mother who wants to make the 150 dollar prize money at the local bar mud wrestling event to pay for her babies formula…or the college girl wresler at the bar who is dabbling with lesbianism while drunk for her male audience…while half nakedly grinding up with another girl before tonguing her ass….in a silly drunken stupor….you know because lesbian sex is by definition wrestling… Torrie Wilson is more of a wrestler who was hired as more of a model or Glamour girl that the WWF threw into the mix to make watching wrestling a less gay experience…for the hicks, inbeds and retards they market to.. Now, Torrie Wilson is running on the beach in a bikini…not quite naked as the Playboy shoot I am pretty sure she did, but am too lazy to google, but still a fit cheesy 90s looking bitch in a bikini which I guess is magical….to her fans.. The post Torrie Wilson’s Bikini Run of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day

Niykee Heaton is pretty much a nobody, but I guess she’s a “social media” star, who got a record deal because of having an audience on Youtube or wherever the fuck she was found by a record label that I think signed her…possibly because they wanted to fuck her… I guess she figured out her market early on, probably hit up the Hip Hop covers, again I don’t know… I just know she posts very aggressive, sexually suggestive, fat ass pics on her social media…and that keeps her going…and I guess I also know she’s posting “getting thicker pics”….up on some Aubrey O’Day, white girl for black men, before going back to white men by getting thin, kick…but still deep in the getting thick… Thick, plus sized, whatever may be in…but I’m a firm believer that thin girls always win, since getting thick can always spiral out of control and end up like Roseanne or whoever the fat girls in the world are these days, I wouldn’t know because they are invisible to me… She may be low level, barely famous, but there’s something hot about her, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist, and those are the best, especially when you randomly encounter them on tinder… The post Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bai Ling’s Words of Wisdom of the Day

Just when you assumed Bai Ling was some import from Hong Kong who has been here for 20 years, but has no actually purpose to speak, since she’s never had a talking roll in a movie, and god knows she’s tried….it turns out that either she, or her handler, has some very important things to say in her continued fame whoring, despite being 50, but still rocking a hotter body than most…and those words are “Good Vibes Only”…. She’s weird, but she mastered being in the paparazzi without ever mattering, better than any of these instagram models, so in ways….she created instagram….she’s the forefather to that shit…Asians…so advanced.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bai Ling’s Words of Wisdom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Quirky Emmy Rossum’s Awkward Bikini Pic of the Day

Look at those terrified, old, tired, bag filled eyes…it’s like fresh faced doesn’t exist in the world of Emmy Rossum, who like so many other female actors lacks swagger and looks, but we deal with it, because they are the ones getting the jobs…in the shows we watch…in our mindless lives…that we pollute with mindless television…like robots…thanks to it’s addictive nature for population control…. What I’m trying to say is that Emmy Rossum is not hot, naked or not naked, in a bikini or not in a bikini, in a sex scene or not in a sex scene and if anyone tells you otherwise, they are just an idiot who can’t get laid, who has never left the house and who has never been on instagram…because the world is filled with girls who are far hotter.. Sure they aren’t on TV, don’t have sex scenes, but even with that, this Emmy Rossum bitch is so average and boring….even in a bikini top. The post Quirky Emmy Rossum’s Awkward Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff for Some Old Lady Housewife Magazine of the Day

Attention walmart shoppers…Hilary Duff is s boring, thick, 30 something year old mom…who probably has weird sexual fetishes that she would shock the people who grew up watching her, like Taylor Swift, you know into Double Penetration or gangbangs from her years in the lockeroom as a soccer wife, or maybe she’s just into suffocating other girls with her pussy…it’s a power play….but I know in the depth of my soul, that there’s more to this young mom, homemaker, billionaire…than just a wholesome sweater vest or whatever the fuck she’s wearing in what looks like this church going, bible thumping, parent teacher association magazine spread…that I guess her and her team probably think is more marketable than a sex tape featuring her fetishes…because like most people, keep the fetishes secret until you match them on tinder…and the public image respectable…until you match them on tinder… BOOO to that… The post Hilary Duff for Some Old Lady Housewife Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Purchased Ass of the Day

Kylie Jenner at 18 is already so fucking broken, damaged, disgusting looking, fabricated by the family hired scientist, because I guess that’s how they make money, and despite already having so much money, they are addicted to making more…and now…throw the rest of the family into the mix, except the fat one with Diabetes, no not the monster one, the guy, who they realized wasn’t as marketable as the rest of them becuase he didn’t have natural tits, just fat tits…no not Caitlyn the dad who became the mom…the brother no one bothers with…because he was smart enough to remove himself from the situation his psycho mom created… But this 18 year old, she’s right up in the mix, she’s the final of her creatures, and so it is only natural to make her a creature, that looks like she’s had meat stapled to her fucking head…and face…and now ass…it’s what the people want… If she’s already this broken and beat up looking at 18…I assume 30 will be pretty rough…assuming she lives that long, seeing as drug addiction and overdose from being a punchline to a terrible yet lucrative joke…will lead to… The fucking worst and here she is photoshopped to shit for February 2016’s Elle UK…she’s not even hot, why do people, or the media keep talking about these garbage people…fuck… Here’s the video – I didn’t watch…because I can assure you that nothing an uneducated, vapid little cunt has to say is a waste of all of your fucking time…seriously.. The post Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Purchased Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day

Jessica Alba has figured out how to connect with her audience using social media…kinda like how she figured out how to lock down her now husband by getting pregnant…in a they broke up, but she got knocked up, so he had to man up situation that I guess worked out for them, even if they sleep in separate beds, since these hollywood types fucking love and worship money, and they turned their marriage, her being a mom situation, and her celebrity despite having little to no talent…to a product line that is apparently worht a billion dollars…and that she owns 20 percent of… She’s doing it with candid bikini pics…that she appropriately titled “Thirsty”…because she’s ironic and clearly not a fucking idiot… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nudeworthy on Netflix: The Dinner, The Mend, and More 12.29.15

Send 2015 out with a bang instead of a whimper with these five skintillating streaming options! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Rita Ora Will Make You Wish it Was Swimsuit Season All Year Long

Fifty Shades of Grey star Rita Ora is having lots of fun in the sun, but the fact that her swimsuit can barely contain her incredible juggs is the real treat! Hit the jump for more pics…

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