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Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day

This just in – Jennifer Lawrence, the huge, highly paid Hollywood star, who continues to perpetuate the “celebrity” role, in a world full of instagram famous girls, eating up ad budgets, and attention from media and dudes jerking off…is in Elle France, a fashion magazine that has been iconic in the industry for many decades….with budgets for photoshoots that you’d think they’d use on huge, highly paid Hollywood stars like Jennifer Lawrence…but instead she looks better in her nude selfies….reminding us the traditional photographer, photoshoot, media outlets don’t matter…in a world of nude selfies and icloud hacks…because I only like Jennifer Lawrence for her naked tits, everything else about her is fucking garbage…true story. The post Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caroline Flack Nipple Flash of the Day

As you can see I did my research pretty aggressively on this one…years of fucking digging thought the archives of her existence…interviewing people who know her…and her family…and fans…I didn’t even bother googling her instagram..because ultimately, I am a grown man and even posting on this is pathetic.. What I do know is that she’s from the UK, she host some shit called “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here”….I don’t know anything about her or that show, I am not from the UK, and if I was I would probably be doing heroin with Gypsies in their caravans and not bothering watching garbage TV, that features very low level celebrities… I just know she’s in a bikini and it’s hardly life changing, everyone wears bikinis, even my fat wife tries to wear bikinis, but I guess it’s just nice that her idea of a bikini is is changing out of her bikini, exposing more of her tit than if she was in a bikini, including her nipple, since she knows the paparazzi will post it and help get her press, all while distracting from her barrel shaped gut…in a country where the tabloids are huge, paparazzi still exists, and the sun doesn’t, so seeing their own with a real life tan is new enough, with or without nipple, since even the conservative UK is less nipple scared than America… I’m glad there are some old timers, still pulling out tit for press, even when they are chubby… The post Caroline Flack Nipple Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring. I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits… These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring. I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits… These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anne Hathaway Pregnant Bikini of the Day

14 hours ago…Anne Hathaway graced the world with something almost as remarkable as her performance in Les Mis, a performance the Academy felt was Oscar worthy, despite being in the movie for 20 minutes and sucking….all because she shaved her head and knew the lyrics thanks her her acting mom being in the stage version of the Les Mis years ago…you know breeding Anne Hathaway to be ready for this…I’m not actually bitter, I don’t care about what redundant award these idiots get awarded, I am just making a point, that nothing Anne Hathway does is remarkable, especially not positing pregnant bikini pics for her fans…that I assume she has…because she’s in movies and everyone in movies has fans…especially when the movies she’s in are weird cult favorites like “The Princess Bride”…that you know has some weird fucking fans… The post Anne Hathaway Pregnant Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Final Days of Love Magazine Advent of the Day

And it is with these two videos that the Love Magazine December Advent Calendar for New Years Eve comes to an end…and it is with great sadness…that I present you their last two entries of girls in panties, in studio, dancing around…in some low hanging fruit style…lack of creativity, but they put out 30 videos so they don’t have to be good Hannah Ferguson….the Sports Illustrated, rumored 20,000 dollars a night, but don’t judge because everyone has a price…and this one is published….pretending to be 23, but looking much closer to 40, with her hard face from hard living, and focus on her hard body from hard work…because it’s all part of her plan to get work… Imaan Hammam….is a 19 year old dutch model who isn’t famous yet, so appreciate her insane young model body, before she’s too famous to appreciate it… It was a good run Love Magazine, see you next year… The post The Final Days of Love Magazine Advent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carnival Cruise Holiday Dreams of the Day

Nothing like a Cruise Ship vacation to have a hellish outcome, considering everything about a Cruise Ship vacation, even if you’re the kind of person who thinks it is as good as life gets, you’re stuck on a trashy boat, with trashy people, doing trashy things, seeing the trashiest docking areas of places that aren’t all trashy….all while being unhygenic, full of disease and diarrhea, while being held fucking captive, all claustrophobic, and in this case covered in fucking blood from a worker crushed by the elevator…I hope this couple get their 150 dollar casino voucher to make it all ok… Well this couple got If you don’t like that – here’s a mom realizing her daughter is not taking her first shot… Here’s the singing Church man in the Philipines singing on his hoverboard… The post Carnival Cruise Holiday Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Torrie Wilson and Kelly Kelly Bikini Attention Seekers of the Day

Yesterday I posted some pic of Torrie Wilson, some has-been wrestler, retired since 2008, irrelevant to the general public since 1975…who has fans… because the people who are into this wrestling shit are generally weird people who don’t have much going on and who will not let go of the glory days or the girls they masturbated to in those glory days…. As far as I’m concerned she looks like a fake titty stripper with fake stripper hair and fake stripper tan despite being out in the sun in a bikini….a bikini that is really the only reason I am posting about her is because she’s in a bikini fame whoring…and I like it… This time with a friend, also a wrestling girl, who once went by the name Barbie Blank, but repackaged herself as Kelly Kelly, also a stripper looking bitch, one step from being a porn chick, and likely masturbated to just as often… The post Torrie Wilson and Kelly Kelly Bikini Attention Seekers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing in Activewear of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has this great body, this great face, and I think she’s amazing, she’s one of my favorite models, who has been in movies, proving that acting requires no talent…if you’re hot and know how to read lines you memorized that morning….it’s just a scam… I think she just has this bitchy face, like she knows she’s too good for you and your bullshit, and won’t bother with you, but will be polite about it, thanks to be a cold hearted, uptight British person…who should be the mother of the Future King, but that Prince fucked it all up, so instead she dates bald action stars…and peddles panties and now activewear for UK department stores…I like her… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing in Activewear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora: Rihann Impersonator Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora has big tits…that are still in a bikini…because it’s the holidays, she’s in Miami, what the hell else is she supposed to do besides walking the beach for paparazzi to take pics of her, hoping to get published in magazines, despite no one actually knowing who the fuck she is…or what songs she sings…beyond fucking Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift did…that’s how herpes go around hollywood…all while trying to be the next Rihanna but every year that goes by she’s older and older…further away from that mark…interesting… I hate that this is the highlight of my last day of 2015….but it is, and she’s got big tits, so whatever… She’s not that bad…as she lets a radio host manhandle her…because that’s how you get airtime and radio play girls…same thing applies to BLOG posts on you…here’s my dick…suck it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RITA ORA CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora: Rihann Impersonator Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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