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Zoe Saldana for the Nerds of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that the Star Wars hype these nerds have been fully absorbed in the last year is over and they’ve seen the movie 10 times in the last 3 days… They can go back to fetishizing female stars of other nerd movies they love, like Zoe Saldana in her bikini in Mexico…not getting killed in some drug cartel shit…but still in a bikini with a decent enough mom body…especially for the nerds, since like Christians, they are committed to the cause no matter what that cause does or looks like…they are for life…thanks fanatic obsessive compulsive disorder…..and autism… I like the shitty quality from a serious distance making her look like some kind of cartoon character…it reminds me of when paparazzi actually worked for their pics… All this to say – I like her half naked neanderthal walk…sexy like a caveman with saggier tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoe Saldana for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems like everyone is going Tran and not in a good way, I have 3 people on my facebook who weren’t even gay, I’m talking parents with kids, who are making the transition and it doesn’t really make sense to me, but as someone who jerks off to girls, more than I jerk off to guys, I guess the glitch in the matrix makes sense from some weird perspective…. I was with a couple old fags, you know the bitter 50 year old drunk, coked up queens who hate the new generation homo as much as you do, because they didn’t have to get gay bashed to enter their little sexual deviant club…and they were shitting on TRANS more than TRANS people probably let straight married guys shit on them…since TRANS porn is the highest selling category in porn…to straight people…because you’re all a bunch of faggots.. That said, this Karreuche Tran is not necessarily a trans, she could be, black rappers fucking love chicks with dicks, because they can beat them up without the backlash like they had with Rihanna…”This one’s a dude, I swear”…You see what I did there… But she is in a bikini, like TRANS want so bad to make happen, and her name is TRAN, and the only person who’s last name I knew that was TRAN was Vietnamese, and Vietnam is the hub for Lady Boys and sex tourism…making it all make fucking sense.. Don’t doubt my fucking logic assholes…here she is in a BIkini TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aubrey O’Day Bare Booty of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aubrey O’Day the girl who got on Diddy’s show and had sex with Diddy despite being married or at least with the mother of his twins…in what was a little thick white girl trying to get some security in her celebrity that was barely celebrity…by getting that payroll for life these sugar babies pull off in their sugary babying if they play it smart…but instead her band created by Diddy pretty much fell apart and so did Aubrey O’Day…as she got fatter and fatter…hoping to get more and more famous in the hip hop world…as hip hop love fat white chicks who look and dance like sex workers…only for some reason it didn’t really go anywhere for her…. So she got into fitness, worked out hard, got fit as fuck…and people still didn’t care about her….so in fame whoring as fame whores who were once always talked about do….so put on her bare ass pants…clever… The post Aubrey O’Day Bare Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drones Performing Swan Lake of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what you know about Ballet, or if you’re the culturally connected person who is into the artform and really breaks down at the beauty of how fluid and artistic this normally Russian communist trained to be the best dancers, forced to be skinny girls are….. But Swan Lakes, not the Nutcracker, at least not for Christmas, but Swan Lake is being performed by dancers, strategically blocked out by drones, in what is really interesting to look at, because I like all things naked, as long as it’s not me or my wife naked, but it can be pretty much anyone else naked….even when I can’t see the spread, dancing, pussy…because I know a dancer’s body is nimble, agile, lean and so good at riding cock…and in this porn up, throat fucking world….it is a nice change of pace… So get some culture in your life, but trying to jerk off to this mainly dude ass choreography.. The post Drones Performing Swan Lake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorites. I don’t know why, I should hate her for taking out Lindsay Lohan, my previous favorite, like it was some kind of wrestling match I couldn’t masturbate to, but try to masturbate to in my mind, despite never really getting fully hard…I’m too old and lazy for that…and gave up on full erections when I was 25 thanks to cocaine and alcoholism… I should hate her for dating Justin Long for a long time, because that guy just annoys me and not in a “I hate any dude who fucks famous chicks I don’t know but pretend are my dream girls”…like so many of you dudes who read this shit…he’s just a fucking annoying character and she could be better used by other annoying characters in hollywood who aren’t Justin Long… I should also hate her for being boring, lazy, unshowered in the media, but then she puts out movies she’s naked in and has these awesome tits and fit little body that fuck her public image of slacking who doesn’t do herself up or give a fuck, because that usually means bush even though she’s probably had laser to handle her laziness..and still ensuring getting casting couches….. But I just find her body and face so good and here she is for Madame Figaro. . The post Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian’s Anus By the Pool of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You have to ask yourself what kind of monster would self produce a picture like this of themselves…and put it out to her fans…asshole first… Khloe Kardashian saying she’s never old to try to get into the family business of showing her ass and making million for just mooning the world…which would normally be a rude fuck you…but in this case it’s a “give them a tv show, give them a lot of millions of dollars, for each of them, even though they are garbage”… I can say one of the last things I’ve ever wanted to see is a Khloe Kardashian asshole…and I love asshole…she’s the monster child of OJ Simpson and Kris Kardashian…who no one cared about, but who now works out and assumes people care…but that asshole has seen some shit…literally…more shit than the average asshole…an asshole like a man asshole…probably bleached and lasered by still really fucking terrifying… You all know as well as I do…these are the worst people and represent all that is wrong in the world…. The ongoing joke is that this is her campaign for L’Oreal…but I guess this could be any Kardashian, even Kanye…. The post Khloe Kardashian’s Anus By the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Eggert’s Doing Great on Instagram

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Former Baywatch star Nicole Eggert makes a lot of family films these days, so it’s nice to see her in touch with her sexy side on Instagram, showing off lots of cleavage and making Scott Baio jealous! Nicole’s Instagram is definitely worth a follow , if you’re into that sort of thing, because every now and again, she’ll post something sexy like this throwback pic…

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Sara Underwood Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Did Sara Underwood get dumped or cheated on by whoever she was dating who I assume was financing her life, as she’s barely ever worked, has done things like “Ryan Seacrest”…before she transitioned from Playboy model to Nerd TV Show Host that probably made less that 100,000 dollars a year, before the whole cable network she was on went bankrupt…but she got countless nerd fans who liked jerking off to her as she talked about videogames..and comic books bullshit. Because she’s come out of the woodwork with her tits and amazing ass in random photoshoots, shameless some would say, but I doubt they’d say it, since she’s been getting naked in photoshoots since she was 18 and before instagram existed.. It’s more like her claiming her position as an original “Gets naked to get rich boyfriends”…and she used Playboy as her instagram, which is probably more competitive to get through since they did castings and every low level hooker wanted what she had… Either way, never hate a girl with fake tits willing to show them, even if you’ve seen her pussy when it was 18, a decade ago…she’s so natural in her cheesy photoshoot habitat… The post Sara Underwood Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Phoebe Price’s Nipple of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Phoebe Price has been someone who has manipulated the paparazzi in LA for the longest time. She’s been featured in shoot after shoot, all while never doing anything in entertainment at all. In fact she’s the kind of girl who no one really knows or cares about, yet her pictures end up everywhere, because she fucking adores being talked about. I guess it’s fun. Phoebe Price was someone who I would write about, laugh about, but always appreciate because she mocks celebrity and fame and has been doing it since before social media whores got into it… Now, Phoebe Price is a friend of the site, sure we haven’t summered together in the Hamptons or anything, but I think she’s fantastic on all fronts, and seeing her finally pulling out tit and showing nipple for the paps for virtually no reason reminds me of how glorious and eager she is!! Phoebe Price…and her nipple is my Chrismas miracle.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Phoebe Price’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is.. Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid…. They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot… Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models… The post Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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