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Rita Ora Hard Nipple for Elle Canada of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is so fucking boring to me. She’s just a bootleg Rihanna, and not just because they are both the same shade of ethnically obscure beige, but because they are popstars trying to to hit up the same market, and unfortunately for Rita Ora, Rihanna has already has that covered…so Ora, the UK version of Rihanna, who lives in America because she’s trying to make it with her label, her team, and the various producers she fucks…and I still can’t name one of her songs… But I can describe her tits, their size, the way they hang, and I don’t even care about tits, because that’s all she has going for her, at least that’s all she allows the world to think she has going for her, since she uses them in everything she does…from obscure Canadian fashion mags, to events…just click the Rita Ora tag on this site for a sample…because anytime I write about her it’s the same shit, her tits…big tits…trying to be Riahnna but failing…but what else am I supposed to write about…her answers to interview questions like she fucking matters…I mean really…the tits are what matters…we’ve established that… The post Rita Ora Hard Nipple for Elle Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Child Star for Plastik Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some magazine I’ve never heard of is featuring Miley Cyrus on their four cover, limited edition, magazine even though people don’t buy magazines anymore, and the pics are fun…but not as fun as Miley has been known to be in her career, breaking free from Disney, since in other shoots, I’ve seen her asshole… I guess what I’m saying is that I endorse anything Miley does, even if her music is dumb and commercial and her intent is to make money and sell tickets to her circus…because she puts it out there and she does it in an interessting way and that to me goes a lot way, even when it’s absolute bullshit…right.. The post Miley Cyrus Child Star for Plastik Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Teresa Palmer Stuns in Braless Gown at Point Break Premiere

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Okay, if you can get past how unnecessary a remake of the 1991 masterpiece Point Break is, you’ll see your way clear to being stunned by the gorgeous Teresa Palmer at the film’s premiere! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always confuse Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner. They are both doughy characters who use waist training belts to morph their fat into an hourglass-like figure…they are both doughy faced characters who look like they’ve had slabs of mean stapled to their faces before their make-up artists airbrush them into a contour that makes it look like it’s part of their face…they are pretty much the fucking same…. One is a mexican Disney star exploited by their parents, the other a white girl turned ethnically obscure…I guess identity crisis’ are what the family is all about…you know when your dad has tits..and your mom is a money grubber demon…it’s hard to grow up with a soul.. Well, this one, Selena, the “popstar” one who will pretend she has talent and a purpose beyond being Bieber’s girlfriend put up a bikini pic…to show just how broken down her Chemotherapy body is….we call this the lupus steroid autoimmune bloat… The post Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj VS The World with Cameltoe Picture of the DAy

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best way to divert people’s attention from financing your brother’s defence against child rape – is to post a picture of your pussy exploding out of a pair of one size too small panties…because I guess they didn’t have the XXL she requires since the ass implants she invested in for her career… I remember a time when Nicki Minaj was a fat Lady Gaga…dressed like a clown and shit….before she decided to go the sex route…and now…this is what she’s come to…an attention seeking, like hog…reminding her fans she’s here… And I guess anything she does for attention that isn’t her annoying rapping is a good thing…. The post Nicki Minaj VS The World with Cameltoe Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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College Kids are Idiots of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a great video that I saw on WWTDD , a site written by someone who seems to be equally frustrated with the state of the world as me… We’ve been hearing all this politically correct nonsense, people like me are called bigots, or misogynists, or cyber bullies….as the world gets softer and softer. People forget that survival of the fittest is the human condition, and trying to alter that in an overly accepting, easily offended world….a world where the same person will say Mexican Food is racist, boycot Mexican Restaurants…then 5 minutes later say Support the illegals in their new life…then a week later when alone with their friends…crack some Mexican joke…even though jokes are bad…. We are in this world of “holier than thou”…write nice things, fight for the rights of everyone, but in doing that inclusion, you’re actually segregating people….by compartmentalizing them…not to mention you’re a fucking hypocrite…because when not making a facebook post, you’re just as racist as you are genetically programmed to be.. This world of “you can’t fail a kid”…or “you can’t award someone first place”…is just an idea of utopia that has gone totally off the rails and out of hand… To the point where a filmmaker like this guy, can go to Yale…one of the most presitigious schools and convince 50 people to sign an petition against the First Ammendment… This is the future…. Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. The post College Kids are Idiots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Our Friends at Roll-Uh-Bowl , who make a pretty genius and affordable portable waterbong gave us the opportunity, or rather the excuse to spend a night with our original stepGIRL…Macbud…who those of you who read the site will remember…because she’s been part of so much good that we’ve done…. We figured, it’s Christmas so why not have a Christmas part of our own, filled with nothing to do with Christmas, since Christmas is considered illegal in some states now, as it is non-inclusive..but it did involve a lot of product testing…and as you know…when you get a beautiful girl high in a hotel room for a photoshoot…things lead to pretty fucking naked… So thank you Roll-Uh-Bowl for making our dreams come true..a real Christmas Miracle…for you and yours… Merry Christmas to all…and by that I mean Happy Holidays…and by that I mean buy a fucking Roll-Uh-Bowl you cheap fuck…we’re offering a discount code when you buy. Remember, they brought you the Macbud and her glorious breasts…nothing wrong with that. ————- Model: Macbud Photographer: Cannon Show for stepGIRLS Brought you by: Roll-Uh-Bowl ————- REMEMBER IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME….AND For the best gift for any smoker in your life.get Roll-Uh-Bowl the silicone, portable, industructable, waterpipe The post stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Pushes the Boundaries of SFW!

Posted on December 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook’s 2016 calendar truly pushes the boundaries of the term SFW. That picture of December right there is probably the safest for work of the whole lot. Here are two more for your enjoyment. Click any picture to go to Drunken Stepfather and check out the other nine months!

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A Couple Overrated Pigs Jiggling of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess it’s a “Tis the Season to Jiggle on Social Media” for adorning fans who probably don’t really know why they follow these idiots, but do because “why not”… So one of the overrated jigglers is Kylie Jenner, who thanks to her family she’s got a botox filled face that makes her look like a muppet in her 40s at 18….but who also sells silly product to her retard followers who I guess think she’s substantial, hot, or what guys are looking for in the world. I’ve been in the same room as her at least once and didn’t even notice her…zero star power, zero sex appeal, but bitch can fucking jiggle… Then there’s Lena Dunham, who jiggles when she walks, everyday in her life and she feels the need to get naked and show you just exactly how it jiggles, since being fat and ugly, in this day and age can turn into money if you just position it as feminism and embracing your body and loving yourself…only to sell a TV show that your self involved ass stars in playing the naked chick no one wants to see naked…no matter what the fucking message is…put your damn clothes on.. I don’t know when Jiggling became a thing…but I guess it is…and even I’ve got on bored with this jiggle video…that’s far more festive than this terrifying shit. The post A Couple Overrated Pigs Jiggling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hulk Hogan Confuses Cheryl Cole for HIV Positive Sister of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So some dude trolled Hulk Hogan in a barely creative way. He took a picture of Cheryl Cole, who I think I wrote about yesterday as being a UK Popstar who married a footballer who is now host of X Factor and who is still hot as fuck…and who I assume no one really cares about…but weirdos like me who have stupid sites about the shit.. He said “can i get a retweet for my HIV positive sister”… He got the retweet and word of wisdom from Hulk Hogan, because I guess running in Florida with strippers, dude knows a thing or two about STDs… I guess the reason it’s barely a troll is because no one uses twitter, and because Hulk Hogan is Florida trash, why would he know what a host in the UK looks like… Still a decent LOL..that I bet gets dude a book deal, that’s how twitter works, now if only people would answer my tweets… The post Hulk Hogan Confuses Cheryl Cole for HIV Positive Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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