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Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I heard that Playboy was taking out nudity, to try to rebrand and secure ad dollars, to copy their website’s lead….I laughed and thought…the only way I’d buy a print magazine is if there was some exclusive, unscanable picture of the famous person’s pussy, so that I could rank their level of inny/vs outty on a number chart…. I can’t imagine people being keen to buy a print magazine, targeted to men, as a lifestyle magazine, with content you can find on the internet…so I think they went the wrong direction…which is something supported in their deecision to have Pam Anderson, 50 something year old, Plastic Surgery ridden monster, to be the last nude model….but don’t worry, she’s not a toxic, diseased dump of a vagina anymore…that shit’s been cured…and she even had the decency to ask her kids permission, like they don’t know she’s a pornstar…. I guess, if the ship is sinking, sink with it….you see even Vogue does nudity…and Playboy did nudity when society was so uptight…not that society isn’t uptight now…I mean they are more uptight in their attempt to be politically correct….but the porn is more hardcore…even crimial level of disgusting….you might as well throw her in the sinking ship…with Hef…a solid terrible end to everything he built and made a fortune off… They had Ellen Von Unwerth take the pics, she’s great….and I’m sure…Playboy will have nudity back in it this time next year…. Here’s the BTS….Behind the Scenes… The post Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Bra on Music Video Set of the Day

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Hey thanks Entertainment Tonight, not for being a staple in shitty celebrity gossip that is really just stories fed by publicists, for as long as I can remember…not for helping perpetuate the lies that these idiots created with the help of the paparazzi…..not being suck up bitches…and not for Mary Hart legs or Leeza Gibbons legs…that perverts in the 80s were forced to masturbate because porn is hard to get…but for these Selena Gomez bra pics…that are revolutionary…inspiring….capable of curing cancer…only for Selena to milk it…as she does with cures for cancer…that was a bad chemotherapy joke.. Well, she’s in a bra…that Selena Gomez…pulling all the fucking stops for this singing career she’s into.. It looks like it is some crime scene, or murder scene, tasteless based on current events…but I’m sure girls like this lack tact in everything they do because they are so self involved…caring about themselves and only themselves…can be insensitive… The post Selena Gomez Bra on Music Video Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day

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Here’s a firm…muscular…ass of an action star who just recently turned 18 so she should have a firm…muscular…ass… But unfortunately for anyone who hates fat chicks, that’s not really a given anymore, 18 year olds aren’t the “she’s 18, at her prime, able to eat anything”…but rather the “she’s 18, how did she get so fat, I guess she’s been eating a long fucking time for this”… What I am saying is that girls not born in hollywood, who don’t aspire to be instagram stars…at 18…aren’t more looking like some 45 year old mom…all dumpy and fat…and if that’s not an attack on freedom – I don’t know what is… Luckily, girls like this exist, where being vapid, hollywood, vain…pays off in movie roles and giving us hope of a more fit tomorrow… What I’m saying is she looks hot in this position…and if you don’t like her…here’s someone named Mary something Wilstead, never heard of her, doing some hippie shit.. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Man Gets Tased on Highway and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage in Panama Husband Sets House on Fire….Drives Motorbike Into It Treadmill Wood Transport 300 Whales Wash Up in Patagonia Baby Goat Hop… Monkey VS Motorbike The post Naked Man Gets Tased on Highway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bock for Elle Canada Because She’s Canadian of the Day

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Kate Bock is a Canadian Sports illustrated model who has been in the magazine, which as far as anyone with a brain is concerned, has gone to shit and the girls they choose are pretty fucking low level bootleg…but still in bikinis…set in pics that look like every other bikini pic everyday…boring… But at least they try….and sometimes, at least between 2013 and 2015, they tried with Kate Bock, and even gave her “rookie of the year”…the most prestigious award for a girl from Canada or really anywhere…with a dream of low level modeling and fucking athletes… Well, in Typical Canadian form, they’ve decided to feature her in their version of Elle Magazine, because once they “make it”…that is really more “making it with the right guys”…if you know what I mean…the Canadian media promotes…it’s some law or something… The real highlight about Kate Bock isn’t her nonsense career, or even these tame, not softcore porn pics…but the fact that she was discovered at 12 at a public pool…who was the fucking pervert discovering 12 year old girls at the public pool…but they should be arrested, but instead are bathing in the wealth they made off their 20 percent of Kate Bock…a fortune somewhere in the realm of 2,000 dollars… She’s hot, boring pics though. The post Kate Bock for Elle Canada Because She’s Canadian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lady Gaga is so famous that Rolling Stone Italy is doing features on her…you know you’re really on the rise and not the decline when all your competitors are still making money, while no one gives a fuck about you, except maybe fans of American Horror Story…and Obscure market Rolling Stone, because like David Hasselhoff, some countries get into things, especially their own lineage of people, who have made it… I figure Gaga is talented enough to keep powering through…rich enough to retire…getting residuals to continue earning for the rest of her life…so that even with what she’s banked…she’ll still bring in more… I figure she’s still got fans, people still love her, and only I am grateful or hopeful of her ending…because she was a lot of flash in the pan..and that kind of shit, even when nudity is involved…annoys the fuck out of me… Either way, not sure if this is a new shoot or old shoot..but it’s a shoot.. The post Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day

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Lady Gaga is so famous that Rolling Stone Italy is doing features on her…you know you’re really on the rise and not the decline when all your competitors are still making money, while no one gives a fuck about you, except maybe fans of American Horror Story…and Obscure market Rolling Stone, because like David Hasselhoff, some countries get into things, especially their own lineage of people, who have made it… I figure Gaga is talented enough to keep powering through…rich enough to retire…getting residuals to continue earning for the rest of her life…so that even with what she’s banked…she’ll still bring in more… I figure she’s still got fans, people still love her, and only I am grateful or hopeful of her ending…because she was a lot of flash in the pan..and that kind of shit, even when nudity is involved…annoys the fuck out of me… Either way, not sure if this is a new shoot or old shoot..but it’s a shoot.. The post Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Bett Rickards in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Arrow, there’s something about Low Budget, Canadian produced garbage TV shows that I fucking hate and have hated since Xena Warrior Princess and Hercules…it makes me want to break shit… But then again, I generally hate all TV…but nerds love all things comic, and there are a series of these Vancouver made comic based shows, and this girl…mily Bett Rickards….happens to be “the hot chick” on one of them.. She’s from Vancouver, which means we’ve probably met at the Canada meeting all Canadians attend….she booked this show, with a talking role, so that now she can move to Hollywood and become famous…she’s only 24 and it seems everyone from Beiber to Drake to the Weekend to Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson, Obama, and everyone in Between is Canada…because Canada is an inclusive nation…filled with girls who just want to be as famous as the American girls..and who will get into bikinis that show off their nipple rings to do that… They are my people, I must embrace them…even if embracing them will come with assault charges….girls can be so uptight. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Emily Bett Rickards in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anja Rubik Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a titty model…and Vogue is a Titty Magazine…they are just clever about it and put Fashion in their description, so that every serious corporation knows that they are luxurious tits…and not just any instagram model tits…you know tits that have been cultivated amongst the richest and classiest people…draped in the richest and classiest robes and fabrics….while shot by the highest paid and international photographers…who are in on this racket too… Because when you break it down…you know really deconstruct it…a tit is a tit…even the feminists will argue that when arguing for their right to walk around topless “Our tits are like your tits, we are all one tit, under the image of God, even though we can’t say God exists, that’s not progressive and inclusive or politically correct”… And this to me is no different than the stills they take on porn sets before the fucking…which are sometimes set in very classy places…you know… It’s all just tits..whether some high brow bullshit artist who calls himself an artist when he’s really just a pervert tells her to pull out her tit…or some dude who accepts being a pervert who could never pull it off as an artist so he works in porn or not…it’s all the fucking same…and by that I mean..I want to suck them all the same…and I don’t care about context… The post Anja Rubik Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid, Joans Smalls and Lily Aldridge for Stuart Weitzman of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shoe porn… So Stuart Weitzman is probably a 500 million dollar or more shoe company…and they are taking cues from foot fetish websites…and/or craigslist ads that Stuart Weritzman can probably relate to – because why else would he get into the women’s shoe business to begin with – that’s just fucking creepy…at least he’s not in the lingerie for toddler business…that’s just weird… He got models…who I guess are now considered Victoria’s Secret models…to model his shoes in some cross pollination that is typical of this recycled garbage industry that chooses a handful of girls they cycle out as hard as they can for 10 years or until they get fat and turn to acting or daytime TV talk shows… I know foot fetishists, and I’ve been known to suck a toe while trying to get some penetration with my micro cock those days I trick girls into sex….and I’m not one of them, however they are some of the weirdest fucking people in existence…I’ve seen these creeps offer girls 100 dollars to film their feet and not even jerk off on their feet…and I know girls who sell pics of their feet to dudes off instagram…because it’s a whole ecosystem where girls don’t feel like whores participating in it..even though her feet to that guy – are her spread ass and pussy to perverts like me….a different kind of pervert…but a pervert just the same… Stuart Weitzman didn’t pay me for this…how unappreciative…unless you think model sandwiches…where GIGI is the meat..something I assume her parents have felt about her for a long time…is a fair contribution to the busking that is this website… The post Gigi Hadid, Joans Smalls and Lily Aldridge for Stuart Weitzman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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