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Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gal Gadot as the New Wonderwoman of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey virgin losers…I know you are out there because who the fuck would be reading a site about celebrities no one cares about…and their cleavage…like it’s hot…in a world filled with porn and other websites that have all this bullshit content way sooner because interns at all the other publications are working in teams of 20 for 24 hours a day…waiting for the instagram feed to give them a story…while my site makes 3-7 dollars a day that barely pays for a server….and is just me talkin’ shit…most people don’t understand. But the pics..there are pics..and today’s pic is your new Wonder Woman, a show people in their 40s will remember…and she posted this really revealing pic of her looking more like a Star Wars charcter than a 70s TV leotard you jerked off to…right.. Here’s some more Gal Gadot, because I’ve never posted a pic or story on this bitch..but now, she mattters…once you’re in with the nerds, they commit… She’s pretty fucking hot.. The post Gal Gadot as the New Wonderwoman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Instagram pictures are so basic…butt shot, tit shot, party shot, fitness shot, food shot….alll the fucking same…with a different cast of useless, hungry for attention, character…whether it’s a hooker, pornstar, failed actor or model, or actual actor or model…a popstar or a popstar who had one hit many years ago…social media is the place to soft sell with slutty pics..or not so obvious slutty pics…that are still slutty pics..because they are self shot pics…with the objective of getting likes…and really, fans will jerk off to anything… So jailbait from the past…still around…now much bustier because she must be in her 30s…doing this…works for me… Here she is for a recent, boring, but slutty enough shoot for Galore…the hippest, suck up, magazine with the shittiest editorial content ever.. The post Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what Sports Illustrated is doing here…they are the bikini people and these aren’t cheesy bikini photos…are they trying to compete with instagram and high fashion by using actual models like Erin Heatherton in editorial spreads that have absolutely nothing to do with swimsuits or sports? Are they trying to be Sports Illustrated fashion, knowing that chicks are into fashion and also into girls guys jerk off to….because they want to be jerked off to also…Weird… I guess it’s just typical of media, even sports media to be “advertisers pay more for chicks, let’s target chicks by using real models and photoshoots”… It’s like a total disregard to the cheesy, busty, bikini pics we’ve all grown so fucking bored of… It’s a scramble, but the good news is that Victoria’s Secret has actual hot pics of Erin Heatherton ….while Sports Illustrated figures out their rebrand…when all they need to remember is that we only care about the tits… The post Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Demonstrates the Bradley Cooper Dick Suck with her THumb of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All Russian girls I know are soulless, they are crazy, they are opportunist…and they fucking LOVE money…but all Russian girls I know…are also so fucking hot that you don’t care about their personality flaws…you don’t care that they are soulless or crazy or opportunist…you just fuck them as much as you can…because their look that good…knowing that they’ll move onto a richer guy, or a guy with more to offer than you…because you can offer very little…the second she’s done using you.. There’s no way that Irina Shayk would have got to this level of fame without the A-Listers that she fucked along the way…but let’s remember a lot of equally hot Russians are out there and not fucking A-Listers…who we will never know…and even some of the girls on Mail order bride sites…are legendary…and available at an affordable rate…meaning Irina Shayk is just average thanks to communism killing the uglies…but there’s something solid about this Irina hustle that’s clearly working for her… Either way, thumb sucking pic for the win… The post Irina Shayk Demonstrates the Bradley Cooper Dick Suck with her THumb of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jada Pinkett Smith See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess when your husband is a homo, who pretends he’s not a homo, because people in their 40s are not as into being homo as the new generation of “Fuck anyone, we’re primates, fuck everyone”….especially when they are famous and fear stirring the pot by being a homo…like Will Smith…who countless people have said is a homo…as acting is a pretty fucking homo job…that involves men staring at themselves in the mirror reading their lines…and if you’re not a narcissistic weirdo psycho…you’re likely a homo…and even if you’re a weirdo psycho narcissist….you’re probably into fucking homos…or anyone who feeds your ego…like you were Charlie Sheen, because dick in ass, on men and lady boys is normally the way you get AIDS.. That said, it was the Latin Grammy’s that I call exploit latin people who are so loyal to their culture…by giving them their own grammy’s to make some motherfucking money… Jada Pinkett Smith who isn’t Latin…wore a see through shirt…because get that Male Attention when you can….cuz you’re not getting it at home… If you’re more into a Latin chick at the Latin Grammy’s – Here’s Roselyn Sanchez CLICK HERE The post Jada Pinkett Smith See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli is married now, so I assume that this is either a recent picture of her announcing at the pool party that she’s married…increasing her stock price, because people fucking love hot married chicks, it’s like they are unattainable, even though every married chick I know…is a fucking cheater, looking to feel hot, looking for scandal, passion and romance…even when they have kids…with total disregard for their husband who is at work…because thanks to the internet…all these motherfuckers are unloyal, self involved, assholes, looking to get fucked… I’m going to assume that it is from her bachelorette party, where she is celebrating her marriage, even though she’s been known as a cocaine loving, model, party slut for the last decade of her life…staying up all night in Tel Aviv…raging…all while Palestinians are being killed trying to reclaim their land…because she’s just that kind of girl… And what it comes down to is what a great fucking ass, the kind you can google and see the asshole of…but I’d suggest aiming for her pussy, because Jewish kids have it better, will be more successful, than non Jewish kids, so if you get any girl knocked up, make it a jewish one…not that that has anything to do with Bar Refaeli, she only likes billionaires and A-Listers…which you aren’t… The post Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus “topless” with Strap-On in Concert of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by admin2| Leave a comment

At what point in a stage show, does it go from pop concert, to pornographic live sex show…and why is MIley Cyrus the leader of this exhibitionism…. What is wrong with being subtle, a lady, delicate…clothed…suggestive..still a slut…but give me a bit of a fantasy…work the audience, foreplay, seduce, mentally fuck us…why go straight for the penetration.. This is exactly what I have against porn, I’m a romantic, I want to be compelled, sucked in, to feel like I want nothing but to inside a bitch…but instead it’s just throat fucking and close up penetration with average at best, cheesy as fuck, losers… Yes, I’ll watch the penetration, but a dick in a pussy, pounding…or a you ng, tight body fully naked on stage…just isn’t cerebral enough, it’s just “Look at my tits, I’m an artist, I’m edgy”….gone wrong…because it discounts everything by giving us everything we want to see. I’ll still look at this circus…because I like a naked starlet…I can’t hate on the trend of girls being naked because I like a naked starlet…but I can say…that I’d like to see the primates, chronically masturbating, retards who need instant gratification…need more mental stimulation…stop givin’ it away…I need to have exclusives…and as long as these bitches do, and give it for free…the more and more irrelevant I become… This is an attack on our freedom…these goddamn harlots… Oh…it’s not really topless, that would be illegal unless in a strip club, it’s just fake titty bikini top….she got me with the Low Res pics…but I guess she is clever enough to keep her actual nudity for controlled photoshoot environments… Here is a video: The post Miley Cyrus “topless” with Strap-On in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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