Miley Cyrus is a fitness leader and inspiration to us all… From smoking weed, doing harder drugs than weed, from partying all night, from being a lunatic tumblr girl who doesn’t leave the house, thanks to being Disney to being a popstar, to being a nude model…saying to the world she’s a feminist and that her vagina is her friend…and should be treated as such and celebrated because it’s just a fucking vagina, that’s probably been fucked like a vagina…many fucking times because what else is she to do…and now part of her insanity, is a healthy body…so do your fucking yoga people… The post Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a overpaid model – Alessandra Ambrosio – straight from Brazil, but not really, she left Brazil what must be decades ago to be some American panty wearing superstar…cashing in, living the instagram model dream, walking the Mall brand runway for the last 10 years…becoming a den mother, or idol to morons to just want to be famous for being hot, paid for being hot, even when they aren’t even that hot, because anything is possible, if you play things out proper…and you can be as lazy as possible…as long as you get that model stamp of approval on your pathetic hooker existence.. Here she is getting paid to wear overalls…with no shirt on…like the old fat farmer from the midwest who spent his life savings on a trip to Vegas…I once met drunk in the casino…only probably a better a fuck… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in OVeralls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if this family draw straws at Sunday dinner to see which one of them gets to be the naked, braless, hard nippled, bare ass, fat assed whore drawing in attention….and which one gets to take a few weeks off to get their plastic surgery and to recover and let it set… It’s like there are so many of them, there’s this constant flow of content that is being put out there on rotation…it’s never fucking ending….and the only hope is that the flimsy world we live in, turns on them and loses interest, but in order for that to happen, a new family with 12 offspring, something only a whore mother’s vagina can handle, because she’s that commited to whoring, that she’s figured out how to mainstream the whoring…taking it from doing it for rich guys, to doing it for the world….and that level of whore desperation is hard to come by…meaning there is very little competition….meaning we’re stuck with these cunts…and their disgusting…everything… But they make money, and I guess that’s the American dream… Look how much the kids like Kylie 1 and Kylie 2 Jenner…. A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Nov 17, 2015 at 11:43pm PST The post Weird Naked Kourtney Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am so on the ball, I posted the cover picture of Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar yesterday….and to quote myself, because how much can one motherfucker say about this bitch….here’s what I said… Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control… Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion… That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it. And I am reposting this, because all the pics dropped…. The post Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Thora Birch is the mid 30s actress you’v enever heard of….because she hasn’t done anything in the last 10 years…but if you’re an old pervert, or a hipster obsessed with the 90s, dressing like you’re on the fucking Cosby show, you’ll remember her as the child star in movies like Hocus Pocus and some other shit…. Then she hit puberty and became the star of a lot of independent films, that brought new life to Hollywood, before totally being back burnered for blockbuster, actor driven garbage we have today… So she was the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in America Beauty because she wasn’t the alien headed American Pie chick…or the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in Ghost World because she wasn’t Scarlett Johansson…you know the awkward other girl…with the tits… Well, I guess she’s making a comeback, because why else would she be in this magazine, and really the only picture worth looking at is the one in the granny panty diaper…spread legged looking awkard and doughy…with some tit… Take it in, welcome her back…via masturbation like she was still that 13 year old girl you had a crush on in that Hocus Pocus porn…because you’re weird… The post Welcome Back Thora Birch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have no idea who Bridget Malcolm is, but I know that I want to get her pregant…even if it involves throwing my sperm at her as she walks by me on the street, because she’s just that good, so good, that she probably wouldn’t acknowledge me, and I need to take matters into my own hands, to breed with her…but I doubt I’d like her that much if I had to see her, listen to her or whatever.. I just googled her, she’s a Bridget Malcolm model…no wait a Victoria’s Secret model, who is currently in a fight because people are calling her too think or anorexic…how is that possible…there’s no such thing as too skinny…especially when you have big tits.. Here is her instagram…mad at you skinny shamers… Can we STOP with the skinny shaming please? I am extremely fit and healthy and am not in the slightest way anorexic. I have worked hard to look like this and am proud of my body. I may not be the curviest but I am a woman who has every right to look the way I do. Maybe today take a look inside yourself and wonder why you feel the need to shame strangers over the Internet about their bodies. Peace and love to you all – let’s change the conversation I take it back, I don’t want to get her pregnant, her face amazing…but here she is for Elle Australia… The post Bridget Malcolm for Elle Australia in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of the more interesting photographers out there, and I’m not just saying that because he’s a friend of the site, but because he’s been doing this vintage erotica inspired content long before instagram existed, and I’ve been following his work for a very fucking long time, because it’s really fucking on point….even authentic..in what I consider a fucking candy-coated, pile of shit, medium…that thanks to filters and iphones requires little to no skill… His instagram is @Jonathan_Leder , but today we’re talking about a book he’s putting out called Daytona…from his publishing company www.imperial-publishing.com … This is what they had to say about it. DAYTONA Celebrates Vintage Erotic Images from the Sunshine State. Travel back to a world of beaches, babes, and totally optional bikinis with DAYTONA, the new photobook from Imperial Pictures LTD. Featuring ‘70s-era erotic images from the great state of Florida, this fun and sexy collection harks back to a time before Instagram—when a group of buxom spring breakers could play naked basketball (check out page 23) without a care in the world. “The Internet and social media have made people so self-conscious,” says Amy Hood, who curated DAYTONA alongside Imperial Pictures co-founder Jonathan Leder. “It prevents these stolen, honest, amateur moments from even happening. The explicit nature of adult media has killed all the charm of the process.” The charm was alive and well when these photos were taken. DAYTONA features stone-cold stunners sunning themselves poolside, preening in hot-body contests, romping through the surf, rolling through the sand, and enjoying secret rendezvous back at their motels. Culled mostly from thrift shops and flea markets, these 35mm treasures celebrate the hot, dreamy, sticky-sweet charms of the Sunshine State. It’s the land of a million vacations, the place where normal college kids go all Caligula. It’s a strange culture (or lack thereof) rooted in contradiction—political conservatism vs. pure hedonism—and ripe for rediscovery. With DAYTONA, Imperial Pictures Publishing once again offers a fascinating look at erotic images from another time. It’s a trip you definitely want to make—don’t forget the sunscreen. Here’s a sample of the pics, that I feel her picked right out of my fucking brain….as something I find stimulating, exciting, even nostalgic looking at… What I’m saying is…I love this shit…so Go Get It – www.imperial-publishing.com … The post Daytona: Vintage Florida Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some pictures of strong legged, downhill skiing, Lindsay Vonn, who is probably pretty excited to hear that Tiger Woods isn’t the whore fucking A-List billionaire who tested positive for HIV…even though …he is into the questionable, unstable, insipid, women…when he’s not seducing other pro Athletes… She’s in some slutty enough poses, because I guess to keep up with Tiger’s needs, you have to have some level of slut in your soul, at least based on the disgusting hookers he was linked to when his scandal hit…but as someone who knows skiers, they are so muscular, that being slutty seems to just come with the territory…it’s called Apres Ski motherfuckers….it’s where the snow pants come off, and the long underwear…gets soaked through..the squats get shown off….usually in the form of terrifying, pumpkin squashing thighs…that you wouldn’t normally want wrapped around your neck…but you’re a subservient bitch… The post Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, this is Zoe Kravitz in a bikini…I wouldn’t know, because I don’t really like insignificant kids of people who are famous, but who I never really cared about, you know the light skin Denise from the Cosby show, that made no sense based on her coloring, making me think at a young age that Claire wasn’t loyal, and possibly the reason Bill went into drugging and raping girls…thanks to his power position…and Lenny Kravitz..who always annoyed me with his Jimmy Hendrix impersonation….creating life…that lives in Florida and acts like some spiritual, artist…floating through life…thanks to a trust fund… I’m not bitter about rich kids, I just don’t believe they deserve attention, when all they do is produce shitty music and/or appear in movies…instead of using their money to do go in the world… What I’m saying is that we don’t need another celebrity kid, trying to become a celebrity…the world or pop culture or the media is filled with enough garbage…and we should save the new recruit position for people who need the money…not the people who have it…Perpetuating the 1% is just annoying, especially when she’s not that interesting… even when it is in a bikini. To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
