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Kendall Jenner Celebrates 40 Million Followers with Censored Tit Flash of the Day

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Kendall Jenner hit 40 million followers…so she flashed her tit…like some white trash, trailer park trash, college coed at some frat party before jumping into a wet t-shirt contest… Not that I have anything against titty flashes, I think tits are great and I sexualize them harder than Feminists could ever imagine a tit being sexualized….in their “It’s to feed babies”….even though they have a lot of downtime when not feeding babies, especially when they are 20 and being used to get noticed…when babies aren’t even in the fucking mix…plenty of opportunity for people like me to sexualize the motherfuckers…or the the owner of the motherfuckers to take a cue from the family code of conduct manual they are given at birth that the mom spent the fucking OJ years writing…it’s called “Owning the Fucking Media like it was a Rich Man with Our Pussies”… Garbage. The post Kendall Jenner Celebrates 40 Million Followers with Censored Tit Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day

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I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father… The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business… So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child… But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much. The post Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day

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I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father… The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business… So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child… But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much. The post Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day

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The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that doesn’t do anything innovative or compelling in underwear…that don’t go out and give free underwear to people in the third world…but who instead overcharge for their product, making girls feel inadequate about their bodies, by overpaying and using these cunts to peddle their shit, because the system works…they make girls want to be these models, I can’t understand why they are the benchmark, but they are…making normal girls think that if they use their middle of the road paycheck on their product…it will all be ok… Every year, they do an absolutely boring televised informercial people watch…because they don’t realize it’s an infomercial…because Holiday season is their big time of year. They want VS boxes under every tree by using Boxes they brand VS…. Well Rihanna won’t be one of those boxes….Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid…I assume a Jenner or Two…Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Rachel Hilbert and the old timers Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel will be…but not Rihanna, she dropped out of the shit to work on her next album…and is rich enough to not bother… So fuck Victoria’s Secret…and their lies… Here’s Rihanna’s behind the scenes screengrabs from Bitch Better Have My Money video shoot…because her nipples…always win…I posted the video last week, you can google it….or CLICK HERE The post Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marthe Wiggers Model with Nipples for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

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The most fascinating thing about Marthe Wiggers, a model from Australia…I think…is not her interesting, unique enough, face…or her thin model body…but rather…the fact her name is WIGGERS… I mean I’ve seen wiggers for the last 2 decades and they’ve always brought a lot of entertainment, with their ebonics, and their oversized pants, and their crooked hats and their bad raps… But I’ve never seen a Wigger I want to fuck… This is a Wigger I want to fuck… The post Marthe Wiggers Model with Nipples for Marie Claire Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diana Vickers in a Bikini of the Day

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Diana Vickers was semi-finalist on The X Factor in 2008…..that she’s leveraged into some kind of very very very low level career… She’s also in a bikini… Fascinating things these girls do on social media and for the paparazzi to generate some buzz. It’s like it never gets old…”I know, I’ll put on a bikini and people will care about me, even though I’ve done zero since 2008 when I was a finalist on X-Factor”… Maybe if she was hotter…this story would pan out differently for her…or maybe people just don’t love low level talent…making low level songs like this: Garbage…but at least she’s trying as hard as she can.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE The post Diana Vickers in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Larissa Hofmann for Mango of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, adding some new converted model DNA to their Temple… Either way, these pics for some shitty brand that isn’t paying me…is pretty good… The post Larissa Hofmann for Mango of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter…. When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga… I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey… The post Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter…. When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga… I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey… The post Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone body…faking the birth of her children….while faking the sexuality of Tom Brady…but the truth is, she probably has a vagina…I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…even if seeing her in a bikini does zero for me…the truth is nothing does anything for me…even seeing a babe spread open and fingering herself does zero for me……I’m impotent… She’s old, I never found her hot, but she still gets paid big money for this shit, reminding me that my opinion doesn’t matter.. Here she is doing it for free…in the BEST video I’ve ever seen.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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