Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone body…faking the birth of her children….while faking the sexuality of Tom Brady…but the truth is, she probably has a vagina…I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…even if seeing her in a bikini does zero for me…the truth is nothing does anything for me…even seeing a babe spread open and fingering herself does zero for me……I’m impotent… She’s old, I never found her hot, but she still gets paid big money for this shit, reminding me that my opinion doesn’t matter.. Here she is doing it for free…in the BEST video I’ve ever seen.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sex on the Rock Mother of the Day – Dropping her New Born Baby into the Trash… Crack Whore and her Mouth Skills Terrifying Sky Dive Video… Dude Drinks Poison and Lights Himself on Fire Bus Driver VS Passenger… This is the Worst Thing You’ll Ever See…Naked Woman Stoned To Death and Caught on Fire in Africa…What the Fuck Suicide Squirrel The post McDonald’s Drive Thru Fight and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have been seeing this Find Your California content around the internet and instagram for a few months now…I just assumed it was a tourism California campaign before today, because it was instagram style pics promoting California using young, famous girls in photos… I figured it was a better approach and a more relevant approach to California ads than that annoying commercial that I’m sure everyone has seen about California featuring all kinds of celebs saying shit like “this is my california”…including but not limited to Kim Kardashian… Then I saw Ashley Benson nipple, and thought, I’ll google this… It turns out that it’s actually a project some celebrity make up artist from LA started and lured some of her clients and “friends”…even though there is no such thing as friends in California…to be part of here project…that involves photoshoots and travel..and famous people…and I guess nipples because it is current…and I like to think of her as a friend to all of us…despite California not having an friends….because Ashley Benson tits are crucial to her sex appeal…and this girl is showing them off…which is more interesting than what Benson usually posts to her instagram and/or Pretty Little Liars performances…Pretty Little Liars the reason she’s so fucking famous…her tits…the reason why I care… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Nipples for Find Your California of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People love Emma Watson, most of whom have been jerking off to her since she was 12, they are just that committed to Harry Potter, but it’s not weird or anything, they were fantasizing about when she turned 18…they just fell in love and wanted to watch her grow before creating a fake marriage in their mind with her…it’s a lonely place when you’re a grown man into Harry Potter…it comes with mild autism and other social skill issues…so this Emma Watson bra…may The post Emma Watson Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a very safe shoot of Daisy Ridley for Interview Magazines….I guess she’s owned by Disney now, and doing anything compelling, something Interview is sometimes known for, they went with this… She’s 23, from the UK, not very known…but will be a huge fucking star because she got one of the lead roles in the much anticipated, nerds everywhere going crazy for her, STAR WARS movies…. It’s a lifelong blessing / curse, that I doubt will lead to much beyond Star Wars, or that she’ll ever be able to live down, but dudes everywhere will be jerking off to her…in fucking millions…enough cum to fill up an olympic sized pool in her lifetime…and that’s an accomplishment… The fans will leach on, they won’t allow her to do anything else, but that’s all part of the contract with the franchise, when her previous acting jobs included music videos of acts you’ve never really heard of… Here are the pics… The post Daisy Ridley is the New Star Wars Girl for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate promoting billion dollar companies, like the people who make Call of Duty…by posting their trailer that is more intense than a movie trailer, since video games are bigger than fucking god…. But I do like making fun of overpaid, overrated “It girls”…rocking out with guns…like they are “bad ass”…or some shit…and the whole thing is so fucking dumb, but it has 6,000,000 views…so obviously this is where things are at… And this is also just encouraging Cara Delevingne, perpetuating the lie that she’s relevant…and making her her own money in the process, so that she doesn’t have to rely on her trust fund…and can buy the best of strap ons to fuck her lesbian lovers with…becuase she’s so current, modern and crucial to pop culture and hipster / mainstream sexuality…cuz there’s nothing more “artistic”…or subtle and exclusive…than doing huge commercials… Take the motherfucking money while you can… The post Cara Delevingne in the Call of Duty Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Adele is on the cover of Rolling Stone, because she’s the biggest fucking act in the world, which would be offensive, or disgusting if she wasn’t knocking Taylor Swift off her undeserved throne. You see Adele, despite not being very hot…sings songs that people actually connect to…with a voice that is more than some vapid cunt talking her lyrics about boys being jerks..or whatever Taylor Swifts low hanging fruit cash grab is… I don’t know Adele or anything about Adele, I just know she’s not in the media all the time, she’s not doing stage shows featuring anyone and everyone of interest…like she’s running some kind of variety show…latching onto anyone with an audience… I just know fuck Taylor Swift…she’s garbage and must be taken out…. She did an extensive interview HERE that I didn’t read…but I did see this….and based on her body…it’s shocking … “I’m not, like, skipping to the fucking gym. I don’t enjoy it. I do like doing weights. I don’t like looking in the mirror. Blood vessels burst on my face really easily, so I’m so conscious when I’m lifting weights not to let them burst in my face. And if I don’t tour, you’ll catch me back down at the Chinese!” I guess it’s just unfortunate that they didn’t do a photoshoot of her balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass implant…or that the shoot wasn’t her and the Jenners having a garden party in lingerie…isn’t that what the people want? via ROLLING STONE The post Adele Wet for Rolling Stone and It Didn’t Break My Anything but Taylor Swift’s Ego of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t realize there were any other Teen Mom’s from MTV’s show “16 and Pregnant”…Farrah is the only one…. It’s a show I like to also call “Put pregnant teens on TV to inspire retard teens to get pregnant like the little retards they are in hopes of being on TV”….because these teens are idiots, into being on TV, as it validates their bullshit behavior… Well this Teen Mom who got pregnant at 15, because she’s one of God’s people who doesn’t believe in abortion posted some rant that randomly ended up in my feed…which I read and felt the need to bore you with..mainly because it includes breast feeding videos. It’s got 1,000,0000 views or likes or shares or some shit….which is big in terms of social media and I was blown the fuck away….Some cheesy looking party girl has a voice, all because she was on MTV, targeted the mainstream moron, and people actually listen to her…instead of pointing and laughing…. She’s basic mall shopping white trash…pregnant at 15…preaching about how to live a good life, because she really gets how to live, and not become a deadbeat party slut mom, and how to quit the party when you find out you’re pregnant with your second little parasite while still under the age of 25, that unfortunately has to live with you the next 18 years…unless they authorities remove it like it was a baby Lohan….but probably won’t as you know this bitch is going to exploit it to keep up the fame momentum… Garabge…here’s her insane rant… A year ago today I found out I was pregnant. A year ago today I smoked my last cigarette. A year ago today I put down the bottle. A year ago today completely changed my life for the better even though I thought it might change it for the worse. So many people look at me today and tell me how great of a mother I am and how I am “goals.” Currently, I can agree with these two things but that is not who I have always been. I got pregnant with my son at 15. I had never partied, never drank, never snuck out, the only “bad” thing I did was have sex. I stayed in school, had my son, and was the best mom I could be at 16. I went back to school a week after birth, kept my grades up, was back on the cheer team, and raising my son. I began to realize all of my peers were out on the weekends, drinking and having what I thought looked like fun. I was 17 now and my son was a little over 1. My mom had always been strict but I decided to ask if I could go to a party. Shockingly I got a yes. I went, I drank, and I loved it. It felt good to feel what I thought was “normal.” It felt good to be social and get out of the house. By 18/19 I was going out every weekend and even took a week trip to Florida for spring break. My time with friends and alcohol became greater as my time with my son became lesser. I was so focused on myself and finding out what I wanted that I neglected my son and our relationship. 20 came and I met my daughters dad. Admitting to me right away when we met, that he was an alcoholic. We clicked even though he was probably one of the worst people for me. Daily drinking, staying up till 5 am, and sleeping all day. Going days without seeing my son and not thinking twice about it. I was so lost in this “life” that I didn’t even know who I was anymore, I did not recognize the girl in the mirror. I let myself be treated like complete crap day in and day out by myself and by my boyfriend. I didn’t love myself therefore I could not love anyone else. I had no relationship with my family and rarely talked to my friends. October 31 2014, a fight escalated so badly that I was thrown into a wall and blacked out. I knew, I couldn’t do this anymore. I went out that night to drink, to numb a pain I didn’t even really feel anymore. The drinks made me sick, unknowingly to me, because I was pregnant. I woke up the next morning, still sick and questioning why two small drinks would make me feel so hungover. The thought of pregnancy ran across my mind but I didn’t think too much of it. As the day went on it kept popping up in my mind & I decided to buy a test JUST TO BE SURE I was NOT pregnant as I was going to be drinking again that night. I took the test so nonchalantly that I barely even paid attention. Fiddling with my phone, I noticed 2 LINES pop on the test below me. What. The. Fuck. I dropped to my knees and began sobbing. I wasn’t sure what to do and honestly thought it was just a false positive. 3 tests and an ER visit later, I finally realized I was actually pregnant. I quit everything cold turkey. I started eating healthy. I went back to school. I got a better job. I moved to a better place. I stayed away from her dad as much as possible. That day changed my life so much and I am forever grateful. My mother is now my best friend. I have my GOOD friends back. I have a relationship with God. I respect and LOVE myself. I have not gone a day without seeing Lyle since I became pregnant with Ellie. My idea of a fun Friday night is dancing around the kitchen with my kids while baking cookies and trying to see who can make Ellie laugh the loudest. Cuddling up in bed with both of my beautiful babies and watching Space Jam over and over. I get asked why Lyle didn’t change my life like I always say Ellie did. He did change my life, he made me a mom. But I did not know who I was or what I wanted outside of that because I was still so young and inexperienced in life. I’ve done the “party life” now and I never want to do it again. Nothing feels better that waking up to my kids and nothing feels worse than waking up hungover without them. They are my everything and I am grateful for BOTH of them. I’ve made mistakes and I’m not perfect but I can guarantee you that I will never miss a day with my kids ever again. Thank you November 1, 2014 for changing my life for the better, actually for the BEST. Thank you God. & thank you to all of my friends and family who have stuck with me through it all and have always been there even when I didn’t deserve it. A year ago I was a lost, scared, mindless, little girl and today I am a strong, motivated, happy WOMAN and MOTHER Anyway, she had her second kid, posted some breast feeding videos, and I support breast feeding…even on trashy party slut girls…who must be under 25, yet so damaged…talking about being a woman and a mother…but she also got pregnant at 15 and kept it…which clearly screams “Moron”… Society is doomed…this is how young idiots thing….what a joke…but breast feeding with duck face for the teen…next levels instagram selfies…genius. The post Teen Mom Nikkole Paulun Breast Feeeding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ali Michael…Vlogger… Is more interesting while naked enough in some concept shoot for some magazine, because that’s how these social media whores and models live their lives…always trying to get attention, press or noticed…doing what they think is artistic or interesting, because the second you take out the artistic nonsense, it is just attention seeking smut…and no one wants to admit that is the overall objective…people like purpose… She’s been in a bunch of different campaigns over the years, she’s been around, she’s even been kicked off of Fashion week in Paris for being to fat…back in 2008 when fashion didn’t support obesity, an era I like to embrace and cherish because it is long gone and fat girls everywhere are booking skinny girl jobs…. At the time she was kicked off fashion week, she was 105 pounds which at 5 foot 9 is 10 pounds too heave for my liking, you know the weight where no muscle support get in the way of her uterus falling out of her pussy…and more importantly…where she can’t run from me…cuz I’m rapey…not rappy… Here are the pics, they’re whatever, but I guess everything is whatever these days…everything has been done. The post Ali Michael for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner turning 20 years old was trending on social media… That blows my fucking mind… Even with her booty pics like this cry for attention from her instagram: I don’t understand the appeal, or why people buy into these vapid little spoiled brats. I don’t understand why people follow their every move or feel connected to them. Is it because they watched them grow up and it’s on some Truman Show level of people sucked into the lie…that she’s not aware of, or is it just that there are so many of them that each one cross promotes the other to increase family wealth in what would make for a very depressing social experiment for anyone with a soul or depths, but these idiots just want designer clothes and in Kendall case to pose in the marketing campaigns for the designer clothes..and I guess the mall brand underwear also because that’s what young people think is important…it makes for a great social media.. I just don’t know why people feed into this shit…but I guess it’s just easy…like her sister…which is the reason we’re all here today talking about this shit.. The post Kendall Jenner’s Butt Shot for her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
