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Bella Thorne for Snapchat of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume it is the circles I run in on the internet…because I can’t imagine this Bella Thorne chick actually mattering anywhere but on creepy websites thaat cater to dudes who are into celebrities and their bodies…because they are old and don’t realize that hot girls who aren’t on TV, but who will fuck you if you offer them a plane ticket to your house to do a photoshoot, which is far more rewarding than lusting after some “actress” redhead..with big tits…who just turned 18…who has done little to no shows of interest…and who is probably in her 40s but just has good stage parents… Well, she showed her 40 year old tits on snapchat – because snapchat is where all the kids are…and kids are who she talks to…while I just use snapchat to post videos of half naked girls in bed…because…that’s all I know… Either way, snapchat, not so private or “disposable”…as it is marketed…because perverts know how to screeshot tits…and I assume you’re happy about that. Here’s her ass in boots: TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER ASS IN THE FUCK ME BOOTS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN A BRA TOP CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable… I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic… The post Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Titty From Behind of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little Kendall Jenner promoting Calvin Klein like a little hooker who gets naked because brands offer her money, which has less integrity than her sister Kim, who was a little hooker getting fucked for the dream of making money, because there was as good a chance her sex tape was a dud – like a bunch of other fame whores like Tila Tequila or Shauna Sand….but instead turned into a fucking empire..because the one percent have the ability to spin stories and make even the offensive porn shit that gets other people kicked out of their colleges and fired from their jobs…into billions of entertainment dollars… I realize we’re in the era of the gaping asshole, and a little tit from behind isn’t anything major or controversial but a symbol of everything wrong with this family, in the least offensive way, because she’s the whitest one and obviously white is better…than the other shit…sprayed on this trashy fucking family… The post Kendall Jenner Titty From Behind of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin was Topless and Blocked Me On All Social Media of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…and she was on snapchat flashing her tits for some instagram hooker, I don’t have the pics…because I hate Instagram hookers, and apparently no one cared enough to pull a screenshot… I guess instagram hookers like other fame whores with famous parents, living the trust fund life…because it’s good for instagram hooker business…and she ended up blocking me off her social media…something she’s been doing since she’s been 17…but she didn’t count as 17…because she was 7 foot tall and pushing 250 pounds of pure “too big to be a model even if your parents are rich and famous and your mom was a goddess in her prime and still hotter than you’ll ever be…while your dad fucks yoga instructors”> …but let us use your cousin, she’s more marketable…you just go back to being an unstable little pig, in and out of rehab…and lesbian black girls…on her 19 year old self discovery… I guess she doesn’t like being called the big monster…which is pretty fucking weak for something that looks so strong… What makes little to no sense is that even the most useless celebrity kid gets work, I’m talking to you Dakota Johnson, like who gives a fuck about Don Johnson…and bitch is in 50 shades of grey, but then again despite being awkward and mousy, Ireland in 50 Shades would have never worked…because she’s Godzilla….and if you’ve ever tried to have S&M sex…you know a little BDSM…with Godzilla…that shit’s hard to dominate…it takes an army of men to restrain it… Ok, enough about this blocking cunt…I’m over the rejection… The post Ireland Baldwin was Topless and Blocked Me On All Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Fox Kicked Off of a Plane of a Day

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The 80s had their share of fame whores who showed their big stupid tits for attention and managed to turn that into a pop career, media frenzy, where dudes who loved tits, would get sucked into their bullshit and make them very rich….until being forgotten because tits, although being fun to play with and suck on, do not equate to talent…or a really anything more than just tits..and eventually just fade into obscurity, and pretty much die off as they get older…while the host body of those tits..just self medicates, dealing with being obsolete, until eventually dying off to….or in Sam Fox’s case, getting kicked off planes…because tits and their relevance don’t directly correlate with lifespan of the host body that exploited said tits… I guess this is a glimpse into where all these instagram models will be in 30 years after 27 years of people not caring about them…after thinking for their 5 minutes that they were actually important… It is my duty to support Glamour Models of a different era in their struggles…this is the story: Former glamour model Samantha Fox was booted off a flight for being ‘intoxicated’ and ‘abusive towards staff’. The 49-year-old was kicked off the £150 Wizz Air flight from London Luton airport to Vilnius, in Lithuania, where she was performing at a concert. Witnesses say the former page three girl swore after being charged £30 for her carry-on bag and not getting priority boarding. The singer is said to have ranted: ‘I shouldn’t have to queue with these people.’ An onlooker called Dave wrote on Twitter: ‘Thanks for delaying the flight with ridiculous has been diva behaviour.’ Via DailyMaiL What a joke….but then again, the fact that she still exists, was going to perform in Lithuania, this many years later…getting paid to do this…when the cum spilled looking at her tits are so distant it’s like it never happened…and I guess it’s not really a story, because she ended up making the show…thank god for that.. These are her fans….in Lithuania…I guess there wasn’t much else to do that night.. Here are some of her other instagram pics… Here she is in her glory days… Tits…always made girls matter… The post Samantha Fox Kicked Off of a Plane of a Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Upper Thigh for L’Officel of the Day

Posted on October 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Martha Hunt is one of the last American models, who is still tall and thin and amazing to look at…almost a blast of from the past when you factor in how the modern American woman is built…which is all booty…..thick legs and big booty..even the whit girls even the skinny girls…and every once in a while, we need a reminder of the past…in the form of long, skinny legs, with that inner thigh muscle…pulsating in a way that just makes me want to lick my way up to her soul, despite fearing her soul, because in being a model, and under 25, she’s probably fucked some sketchy rich dude dick all without a condom…but I’d still go for it..because dirty pig girls are all I know….and they NEVER look like this…so I think that means love just happened. Here she is for a magazine that I guess Victoria’s Secret outsourced her to work…to help build her celebrity…makes sense. The post Martha Hunt’s Upper Thigh for L’Officel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Releases New Book of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Kardashians are lucky that the majority of America are too tired, over extended and uneducated to understand that what they see on TV is not real, but instead something they can mindlessly believe in because their actual life is garbage, over extended, uneducated….you know with actual problems like barely getting by, living in poverty, having abusive white trash boyfriends and whatever else the “normals” of society who buy into this Kardashian storyline have wrong in their life to make the Kardashians be something they buy into and attach themselves and distract themselves with… I always just assume the world fucking get it. They know this is all bullshit…. From Stories of Lamar almost dying in a whorehouse in vegas, to the hookers being paid to inject him with Speedballs, all while Khloe and her whore mom ran to his bedside, only to announce they are still married, only to announce she’s realized she loves him and will care for him…in the Soap Opera scamming the housewife at home dramatic curve…. That so conveniently, happened when her book was scheduled to be released…where she talks about relationships…because it’s time for Khloe to have her own storyline…the family feels bad for her for being the monster in the family… I will state the obvious, when 100s of millions of dollars are involved in ANYTHING, what you see as a public, is not real…it’s all part of a storyline…to keep everything moving forward…but you already know that… I’m only posting this because it’s just a fucking joke…the Kardashians are getting creative in their stories…from sex tapes to sex changes, to whores and drugs…to cheating…it’s all fucking evil…and people will die in keeping things going for them…because they’ve come so far…and own the fucking media… The post Khloe Kardashian Releases New Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever… I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere…. But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits… She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Nipple Ring of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner has a nipple ring… She also posted this pictures of her ass… It is safe to say…she’s conditioned, designed, created, built for this bullshit family and their bullshit existence, that I guess isn’t bullshit, since they can monetize the fuck out of it…and I’m here writing about her nipple ring, even though we’ve already seen her tits, and even though every under 25 year old seems to have nipple rings…it’s not exciting…it’s annoying…but I can’t help but put this up…sheer white tee is beating my boycott of this garbage and everything about them… All these idiots are the fucking same, basic, typical…annoying…but sheer white tee…always wins…and they know it…that’s why they do it…HARLOTS! The post Kendall Jenner’s Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Valentina Sykes , she’s a signed model ,like every single girl on instagram with more than 7,500 followers, because this is the selfie generation, of self documenting your egotistical self involved self, while obsessing over the lives of other people you know, or don’t know, but follow, and don’t hate, or do hate, despite watching their nonsense, that involves selfies, and more selfies, and sometimes posing, or showing off your outfit, or eating… It’s ridiculous, it’s stressful, but it makes the top tier girls, the ones who get paid a lot, less valuable, and taking some undeserving cunt off her pedestal while giving some other undeserving cunt some likes or piece of the pie…why the fuck not celebrate it… As a life philosophy, from a man who used to struggle to get regular girls to show me their bush, nipples, pussy lips…thinking “I wish every girl just got naked”….I am ok with the fact that with all this self involved bullshit, with phones and cameras they carry with them everywhere…all girls get fucking naked…and I like naked… So these are pics for Ryan Seacrest’s Treats! Magazine ….that little man has his billion dollar smile involved in everything…because America’s Sweetheart host is a fucking pervert… These pictures are by some “artist”…and I use that term very loosely..because art doesn’t exist… 2wenty If you want to hit her up and tell her you like her naked, even though she’s filtered like mad, I’m sure she’s all ears…am I right? Or just a cyberbully? The post Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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