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Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day

Lily Rose Depp has a great face. She’s 16, she’s thrown herself into the fashion industry by working with the French brand Chanel, because I guess it’s cool for 16 year olds to support their social media with actual “jobs” in the “industry”…and it was probably really difficult for her to get involved in that scene with Vanessa Paradis being a huge French actress…..being her mom and Johnny Depp being her dad…and thus everyone wanting a piece of her… But the good news is that despite being 16, she’s got great features, surprising that two A-List parents would produce a hot little thing…who is living the hipster socialite on social media dream… She’s probably “home schooled” where…Johnny Depp…Hollywood’s bad boy, rich as fuck…Edward Scissor hands…is probably a great place to get an education on how to fuck models who were probably her age when he fucked them. while high on coke…but more importantly..how to work the system for your favor…because for French people and for actors like Johnny Depp, 16 is old enough to be thrown out into the this nonsense to have fun….so she’s having fun… Along with these fake, well paying, fashion jobs, she’s also been booking movies, when not being surrounded by all the other “it girls’ of the internet who want the selfie with her because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter…and so cute… So unless her plane crashes or she dies of a drug overdose or a crazed Johnny Depp fan, I have a feeling she’ll be around for a while…the next Jennifer Lawrence…we can hope because Jennifer Lawrence is the worst and this one….is pretty fucking lovely. The post Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Piercer Makes Bitch Clients Bite Dildo and Other Videos of the Day

Ladies Go Crazy For Nails Cool Ass Toddler Smokin’ and Drinking The Bio Ethanol Back to the Future Car for Back to the Future Day… Racist Lady at the Gas Station Gravel Boat of the Day Immigrant Boat Found in Miami Car Slams Pedestrian..Wow… Students Beat Teacher.. Elevator Art Dude in the Street with a Machete Mexican Man Impaled… Vegas Security KO Girl Carries Drunk Boyfriend Away The post Piercer Makes Bitch Clients Bite Dildo and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aubrey O’Day Knows What Matters on Instagram of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a very fucking low level reality star…turned low level reality show bandm ember because she won the contest thanks to sex with Diddy, who apparently become the White Snowflake that other rappers and black people were into, leading to her obesity, as thickness is celebrated with those types, and she ended up going totally overboard…becoming borderline obese…I guess she had nothing else to do…before eventually deciding to go back to white dudes…and start working out…while keeping her fat ass, since that’s all that matter, and baed on this instagram pic, it seems that she knows that’s all that matters… All this to say, aging low levels who made it further than their parents expected when they bought her implants for what they expected to be a stripping career…but didn’t quite make it at all…still showing her ass out of desperation..is pretty fucking great… The post Aubrey O’Day Knows What Matters on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aubrey O’Day Knows What Matters on Instagram of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a very fucking low level reality star…turned low level reality show bandm ember because she won the contest thanks to sex with Diddy, who apparently become the White Snowflake that other rappers and black people were into, leading to her obesity, as thickness is celebrated with those types, and she ended up going totally overboard…becoming borderline obese…I guess she had nothing else to do…before eventually deciding to go back to white dudes…and start working out…while keeping her fat ass, since that’s all that matter, and baed on this instagram pic, it seems that she knows that’s all that matters… All this to say, aging low levels who made it further than their parents expected when they bought her implants for what they expected to be a stripping career…but didn’t quite make it at all…still showing her ass out of desperation..is pretty fucking great… The post Aubrey O’Day Knows What Matters on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Halverson from Leprechaun’s Revenge in Lingerie of the Day

If you’ve been wondering where Courtney Halverson, the girl in the very important, possibly Academy Award winning “Leprechaun’s Revenge”…you know the breakout movie, that less than 100 people saw…and I know you have, because youre one of the 100 people who saw the movie and your nerd OCD can’t let your love for her die…then you probably already know, she’s in lingerie on the internet…I guess trying to get an actual acting job…that is a little more substantial than Leprechaun’s Revenge, and IMDB credit that I am sure aspiring actors have gone back to school to get a marketable skill for…you know like becoming a secretary, or some shit…anything by acting… I like lingerie…in basic apartments…even if it’s boring… The post Courtney Halverson from Leprechaun’s Revenge in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland Eats Pizza of the Day

Sarah Hyland got paid by a Pizza company to pretend she eats pizza…while showing her little tween looking tits that I assume are a product of her stage parents feeding her hormones to keep her as young as possible….because while looking like a 12 year old at a high school sleep over…this star of some bullshit Modern Family show is actually in her 40s.. She creeps me out, but I know you pedo fucks love girls who look young, which is why you only watch Teen porn, even though you know those broken girls are over 18, you just pretend they aren’t…weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Eats Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day

Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”… The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right? These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world… The post Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Queen Beyonce Tit, Ass and Cameltoe of the Day

People were excited by the dress that Beyonce wore…you know like she was J.LO at that award show with her tits spilling out many fucking years ago…when tits spilling out of dresses were more of a shocking thing…and less of a common practice from anyone with tits trying to get noticed, despite their whole bullshit campaign about being an independent proud women, she clearly doens’t embrace her natural body and look, and instead just does what all the basics do for attention, but don’t tell her that..instead make sure the media call her “QUEEN”…either buying into her lie..in a pathetic way…or hired to do it… It’s the only way she can go to events promoting her husbands bullshit app….in her rider, that he ensured, because Beyonce is obviously rich as fuck, but everything about her screams trying too hard, and trying to trick her cheating husband into thinking she’s got sex appeal as he fucks everyone else…that isn’t her… Either way, weird, but would be nice if this was a crime against the monarchy…the ended in death…but I guess society lost it’s edge the last 400 years… TO SEE THE REST OF BEYONCE TIT CLICK HERE The post Queen Beyonce Tit, Ass and Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Loves Selena Gomez So Much of the Day

Chemotherapy ridden Selena Gomez took time out of having a weak immune system and mocking people who are actually sick from Chemotherapy treatments…to promote her new album that Chemotherapy treatment announcements have been talking points in the marketing campaign they planned…it’s like “talk about your chemo to get america on your side, but only when you have something to promote”… SO she posted this picture of her, that instead of being a picture of her, it’s a pictures of her having her picture taken by a bunch of people, as she tries to suck her gut in and play sexy….and all I see from this is a girl who needs 6 images of her in the frame….because just one of you in a picture is so basic…right? The post Selena Gomez Loves Selena Gomez So Much of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Weird Charli XCX Upskirt of the Day

Charli XCX is flashing her ass…to remind you one of the many basic steps it takes to get noticed, talked about, and hopefully a few more media hits on your name so that people either listen to your music, or go to your concert, or even make a sex icon out of you, thanks to the paparazzi…so that more important people want to fuck you…and in trying to fuck you…hook you up… I am always into girls flashing asses, under any and all circumstances…at all levels of fame…even this low level…even when they are just barmaids bending over to get me a beer…and bare ass is an ideal ass to try to fantasize about while jerking off.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Weird Charli XCX Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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