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Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

Beyonce, who had the worst scandal of her life last week, when her dad said she was the exact same age as Pink and Usher, who are apparently 2-3 years older than her on Wikipedia, because we can assume someone down the line of famous lied about her age to get her in the door, forcing them to stick with it…. You know a scandal far worst than all the divorce rumors, fake pregnancy rumors, the fight in the elevator for having a cheating husband rumors…not to mention her dad knocking up stripper rumors…or my personal favorite…that Beyonce is sent from hell, is the fucking devil incarnated, here to dance like she’s a 20 year old, because her ego needs to perform and she can’t bow down gracefully like she was J.Lo….but instead…wears one piece bathing suits…which I guess are appropriate for 40 year old moms…but she’s not doing it to hide her gross body…she’s doing it to get you to jerk off to her…it makes Jay Z thinks she’s still hot…and thus worth not sticking with for business reasons.. She’s the worst…and these pics for Beat Magazine would have been better with more spread ass…let’s make all photoshoots OB/GYN exmas… Either way, she does it for America or because of America.. The post Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy

I guess the LOL of the day is Taylor Swift confidently posing and making seductive sexy model faces…that are obviously forced for her awkward, zero sex appeal, bullshit romantic tween love song career…but you can tell she wants it so bad…she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model she abducted, adopted, locked in her basement to either steal their souls, or maybe make them teach her everything she knows…because she had no childhood, and they are her interactive toys…who she can learn everything she needs from…but despite being a calculated, formulaic, contrived act that has worked because America is lazy…she still isn’t something I’d ever jerk off to…and even if I was fucking her, I’d probably have my eyes closed while thinking about everyone who isn’t Taylor Swift to cum…even though she’s the biggest act around, that everyone is attaching themselves to…she just can’t give me a boner…but I guess very little can…thanks to importance…but she can’t even stimulate my brain into wanting to sex offend her..and I’ve sex offended inanimate objects..something I think Taylor Swift may be… You’ve already seen the pics… The post Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Codie Young in Lingerie for Vogue of the Day

Codie Young did a lingerie spread for Vogue…even though Codie Young is not a lingerie model…she is however one of those obscure looking models that the fashion industry digs out of got knows where..because they like her interesting face and look…that the general population would be terrified of or find creepy…but they see the art in…and in being into posting lingerie pics for fashion and/or for anything from instagram accounts…to porn set pics…I dig it…because lingerie is so erotic even when on girls that look like the awkward boy you grew up with…the one with all the allergies…not because you find him hot..but because despite looking like that…she’s got a vagina and we like vagina… The post Codie Young in Lingerie for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day

I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit… In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked… The post Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day

Bella Thorne was all the rage for 4-6 weeks when she was nearing her “18th” birthday….or what they marketed as her 18th birthday…because when looking at her, or really any young actress, they all look like they are in their mid 20s…and they usually are… It could be the hormones in the food, it could be the drugs they are on, but I think it’s more often than not, parents with a dream…who are selling off their kids to the industry, and the industry not really wanting to deal with actual kids because you can’t get away with fucking them anymore.. it’s more regulated than it used to be…and more importantly, kid actors have too many rules in the union, it’s just easier to get an 18 year old… If this girl is actually freshly turned 18 and not actually 23-40…I’d be fucking shocked…She’s still good to look at while half naked..so it doens’t matter either way…but don’t believe the fantasies hollywood feeds you…it makes you look like an idiot…but probably not as bad as you look jerking off in the bathroom while your wife is doing the dishes and your kids doing their homework because their lives suck… Either way, her body is amazing… The post Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lamar Odom in Brothel Surveillance Footage of the Day

This is a picture of Lamar Odom’s surveillance footage from the Bunny Ranch brothel that I guess records everything, even when you are paying to play there…because dudes who run Brothels like filming all their clients fuck, for extortion reasons and/or security for the girls…who they don’t actually care about, they are their pimps…pimps never care about their whores.. That said, I guess nothing in life is private…unless you actually look at the surveillance footage and see…that you can’t see anything…and the fact it is being circulated is pretty “thirsty”… Not to mention, the fact that this is major news, on every news network, on repeat, and more than just a secondary story…in the corner of the sites reminds us that the Kardashians, who probably staged this, and who are probably all in a suite partying, whether Lamar is killed off like the woman Bruce Jenner ran over before becoming Caitlin….or if he is there partying with them… To think that the Kardashians, the greedy, selfish, will do anything cut throat and know how to get away with murder (OJ SIMPSON WAS THE TEST SUBJECT)…throwing death into a storyline, making sure Khloe doesn’t need to pay off in the divorce, and possibly shutting him up…because he knows too much…seems absoultely believable… More so now that the family are coming to his bedside with camera crews… Ultimately, CNN and other news outlets perpetuate this sensationalized crap…they create these people…and the Kardashians….are worse than any organized crime ring… Either way, good security footage… Here’s Lamar’s whores…from the weekend… The post Lamar Odom in Brothel Surveillance Footage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lamar Odom in Brothel Surveillance Footage of the Day

This is a picture of Lamar Odom’s surveillance footage from the Bunny Ranch brothel that I guess records everything, even when you are paying to play there…because dudes who run Brothels like filming all their clients fuck, for extortion reasons and/or security for the girls…who they don’t actually care about, they are their pimps…pimps never care about their whores.. That said, I guess nothing in life is private…unless you actually look at the surveillance footage and see…that you can’t see anything…and the fact it is being circulated is pretty “thirsty”… Not to mention, the fact that this is major news, on every news network, on repeat, and more than just a secondary story…in the corner of the sites reminds us that the Kardashians, who probably staged this, and who are probably all in a suite partying, whether Lamar is killed off like the woman Bruce Jenner ran over before becoming Caitlin….or if he is there partying with them… To think that the Kardashians, the greedy, selfish, will do anything cut throat and know how to get away with murder (OJ SIMPSON WAS THE TEST SUBJECT)…throwing death into a storyline, making sure Khloe doesn’t need to pay off in the divorce, and possibly shutting him up…because he knows too much…seems absoultely believable… More so now that the family are coming to his bedside with camera crews… Ultimately, CNN and other news outlets perpetuate this sensationalized crap…they create these people…and the Kardashians….are worse than any organized crime ring… Either way, good security footage… Here’s Lamar’s whores…from the weekend… The post Lamar Odom in Brothel Surveillance Footage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian’s Appropriate Lamar Death Pic of the Day

Skeleton Kim…really….I guess it was on schedule in their marketing program for her app…to lure people who are addicted to her every move…like they were Lamar Odom and she was a white hooker with drugs…because she’s baiting them into buying her app…with captions like: Halloween is soon! What are you going to be? There’s a new update and you will see what I’m going to be this year! #KimKardashianHollywood But seems to be an appropriate Kardashian thing to do…I mean the rest of society, with any level of class or etiquette, would think maybe the nude selfies are less offensive than the fucking skeleton…as someone you don’t care about, but who pretends to be in your family, as it is good for marketing…and marketing is good for you….and you only care about you…and you can’t be bothered with other people’s problems…is dying… Horrible humans…. The best headline that was brought to my attention about this shit, because I don’t care about this shit was via Cosmo the day after the incident… “Kris Jenner Breaks Her Silence”…12 hours after the incident…where 6 of those hours were rounding up the troops, writing the script and driving the Vegas…and the other 6 hours was sleeping…so she could “break her silence”… These people own the media…seriously… The post Kim Kardashian’s Appropriate Lamar Death Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian’s Appropriate Lamar Death Pic of the Day

Skeleton Kim…really….I guess it was on schedule in their marketing program for her app…to lure people who are addicted to her every move…like they were Lamar Odom and she was a white hooker with drugs…because she’s baiting them into buying her app…with captions like: Halloween is soon! What are you going to be? There’s a new update and you will see what I’m going to be this year! #KimKardashianHollywood But seems to be an appropriate Kardashian thing to do…I mean the rest of society, with any level of class or etiquette, would think maybe the nude selfies are less offensive than the fucking skeleton…as someone you don’t care about, but who pretends to be in your family, as it is good for marketing…and marketing is good for you….and you only care about you…and you can’t be bothered with other people’s problems…is dying… Horrible humans…. The best headline that was brought to my attention about this shit, because I don’t care about this shit was via Cosmo the day after the incident… “Kris Jenner Breaks Her Silence”…12 hours after the incident…where 6 of those hours were rounding up the troops, writing the script and driving the Vegas…and the other 6 hours was sleeping…so she could “break her silence”… These people own the media…seriously… The post Kim Kardashian’s Appropriate Lamar Death Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girls Hiding Booze In Panties and Other Videos of the Day

Fat Guy on the ZIpline – is Genius Topless Pro Abortion Protest in Argentina Kids with Guns in Brazil Photographer Stuck in the Mud gets Saved… Cheating Brother in Law Gets Punished Bear Stuck in Windwo Smaller Kid Beats Taller Dude One Punch Knock Out in Kiev Racist Black Woman Landing Gear Fail… Guam Local Doens’t Like Japanese Tourist Gays Burned Alive in Haiti….WAHT THE FUCK Street Fight of the Day Daughter Gets Busted The post Girls Hiding Booze In Panties and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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