Here’s Selena Gomez not wearing a bra which was convenient because it was “No Bra Day”…maybe it has more to do with her Chemotherapy…that seems to be her solid excuse lately that gets everyone feeling sorry for her… Or maybe it is just her attention seeking…for her new album Revival.. Good hustle, Good Strategy, I mean why else would she buy herself tits…during her horribly sad chemotherapy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Has No Bra Because of Chemotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think this Lingerie campaign of 2 pictures of Gisele is for anything… I don’t think it is a paid ad or campaign by a lingerie company… Or even part of her own vain attempt at business that involves lingerie with her name on it because she assumes people give a fuck about her now that she’s not marketed aggressively by the brand…and is really just Tom Brady’s beard, who we all think may have a beard…thanks to being from the mean streets of Brazil… I think this is her playing dress up, remembering the good times of when she was once a Victoria’s Secret model and everything made sense for her…but now..she’s just lost, middle aged and confused…taking to her 50 million dollar house photo studio room to let off steam and connect with all she knows…like an ex Athlete doing their sport recreationally…and I think we can all agree…that it be more meaningful if she was showing us the vagina we’re not convinced she has.. The post Gisele in a Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think that The Tits From Blurred Lines is ever news….she’s just a set of fake tits, fake lips, fake nose overrated garbage…with zero to no talent…on a quest to be famous…and it seems to be working out pretty well for her… I don’t find The Tits From Blurred Lines hot, beautiful, intriguing… But I do like that before she was famous, after I posted one of her low level nude photoshoots she did to get noticed, she went out of her way to tell me her tits and lips are real… I have been doing the site for over a decade, and not once did a low level ever reach out to correct me on my claims her tits, because they don’t move, and lips, because they are fake and because my friend told me she gets them done at her dad’s clinic…are real… I though “that’s pretty defensive of a bitch, it must be true”…. Since then, she’s gone onto ignore me because she got what she needed, attention…that went viral…and I’m convinced the end is near for her career-wise, there are too many hot girls out there…but I could be wrong, I am always wrong, and even if she went on to be Alba…who fucking cares…. It’s just nice to point out that based on the pic she posted…I call fake everything…and stand by it…even when she denies it… Garbage…yes…but her parents don’t have upper lips… Natural tits don’t do this… The post The Tits From Blurred Lines Posts before Nose, Lips and Tit Surgery Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know why people care that Playboy is pulling nudity from the magazine, like they did with their site, all to secure ad dollars… We live in a world where every instagram model and aspiring instagram model gets naked for their own “creative” shoots with creeper photographers to post on their tumblr…in efforts to get famous…. Let Playboy get their ad dollars featuring uninteresting girls in “provocative” non-nude ad friendly poses…with schlocky bullshit clickbait articles….or maybe their version of Esquire or Vanity Fair…all while every girl on the internet is getting naked for free… The mistake or lack of vision for Playboy is that Hef became obsess with blonde hair, big tit girls…well into the 2000s….and instead of it being a fad of the 90s…after the 60s, 70s and even 80s brought erotica…he turned it into his brand…casting strippers everywhere, even creating reality TV as a polygamist with some of the most vile looking women you could get a lap dance from at any small town strip club, but that he managed to bring into his billionaire life to gold dig…turning what could have been an interesting, thought provoking site into gutter shit… The mistake they made with the website was selling it off to Pornhub, so Pornhub could get funding from a New York hedge fund to buy and finance the billion dollar porn empire….because Pornhub, or as they are now called “Mindgeek”…know how to make flimsy porn content..and not good content..so they just cast any bitch willing to get naked for the website, usually trashy strippers, the kind with Chanel earrings and playboy bunny tattoos who dreamed of being in Playboy…they are all over instagram…. So they had a magazine and website that had nothing to do with each other, the website producing low grade porn you couldn’t jerk off to and shitty internet content…the magazine producing trasy celebrities like Holly Madison, and the other Playboy chicks…with shitty magazine editorial…. But it must be the nudity… For 50 years…they’ve secured premium ads…but now all of a sudden, in a porn generation….they can’t monetize the magazine because of nudity… Yet, if you look at the internet, every cute, normal, hipster feminist chick is doing nude shoots for no name photographers for fucking free…like it was Playboy…I have see so many hot, normal hipster girls in random tumblr shoots they post on instagram, that it’s like you don’t even need models anymore…every girl gets naked but it must be the nudity that is killing the Playboy brand… I just think it’s the cleansing of the internet. You can’t fat shame, even though girls fat shame each other. You can’t body shame, even though girls body shame each other. You can’t be a “Misogynistic” brand because you feature girls in your magazine as the focal point, but you can be a fashion magazine that features girls as the focal point, because the magazine is for women….it’s this fake-feminist movement of girls with bush, and I love bush, who think they are empowered doing abuse porn…but posting a well shot editorial shoot of a celebrity nude is misogyny… I mean, it’s come to a point where you need to ignore these ignorant “do-gooders” who think they are saving the world with their fake politics…and fake movement…when all they are doing is creating what they think is a stance, or an important movement, that they don’t live by, but like saying because it is good for social media… The free thinking people, who are comfortable with celebrating women, because free speech…should just keep moving forward and progressing and lets these cunts protest outside head office like the Christian freaks did in the 70s….it’s ok to be controversial, you can’t please everyone…and the second you try to please the younger kids who are scared to be mean to each other..is the second you’ve lost… What I am saying is the same feminist bitches who hate the misogyny of facebook…are posing naked on the internet in free the nipple campaigns…and advertisers who won’t sponsor good content because of nipples, even though we all have nipples, unless we are breast cancer survivors…should be boycotted…their products not bought…because it is oppressive… I am not passionate about this, despite all the words I wrote…it took me 4 minutes to shit this out…I just know that I started the site in 2004 and have never sold a mainstream ad because of nipples and instead of not posting nipples, I said fuck the advertisers…I like nipples…and feel calling this site porn, when I have a no dick policy…thus not being porn…blows my mind… Maybe Playboy doing this will open up the market to some people who don’t give a fuck and take the european approach to tits…and pussy… My prediction is that Playboy will post nudity again…because we’re all fucking perverts and nudity will alway win…. The post Playboy Has Dropped Nudity from their Magazine After 60 Years of Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I just assume “Tim” was a surly, angry, gay who possibly woke up on the wrong side of the anal sex this morning…because he is a flight attendant or as I call them “Stewardess”…and this story is ridiculous… After this girl didn’t hear Tim (flight attendant in aisle) ask her to move to let someone by near the front of the plane, he raised his voice, which surprised and upset her. She apologized to him, took her seat in front of me, but then called another attendant over to say Tim had been rude to her. Tim saw this and had her thrown off the flight! Afterward about 20 of us grabbed the pilot at the gate to complain, this shear number shows Tim was way out of line and was just being an ass. USAir/American Flight 408, October 11, 2015. The girl was in seat 20F. Don’t fly these airlines!! Tim is a power tripping chubby bitch….but keep in mind US AIR is the worst fucking airline in the US AIR.. It kinda reminds me of this rat killing a pigeon… The post Surly Gay Flight Attendant Kicks Girl Off the Plane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is probably one of the hottest models to come out of Sports Illustrated to have a celebrity cum inside of her… The other models out of Sports Illustrated are fat chicks like Kate Upton, who pretend they aren’t fat chicks, even though any client who hires them or dude who sees her knows she’s a fat chick, and that doesn’t mean they won’t fuck the fat chick, it just means she’s a fat chick….and/or the gold digging wallet fucker, I guess something they are all by default…it’s like Sports Illustrated is a casting for rich guys to find pussy to fuck and knock up…like John Legend, only I think he had Chrissy Teigen before she was in Sports Illustrated and that was just part of her levaraging his wallet through “love” and being there before he was famous…that has ended in BABIES…that we call her career being over, but her securing a solid child support for life… Not that this has anything to do with the Russian import, who got here via a homosexual soccer player and his powerful agents that has parlayed that into fucking Brad Cooper, the model fucker, and probably biggest actor in Hollywood under 50, besides maybe Leo DiCaprio…and I guess what I am saying is that…I support her hustle as a souless opportunist russian, because she’s far too hot to be a traditional mail order wife…she’s too hot to just be sent to a brothel…her modeling career although paid for and manufactured doesn’t offend me…because look at this fucking body…and face…my god..she’s great…and not just at manipulating job…but by manipulating practicially homeless marrried guys with a stupid blog in Canada… The post Irina Shayk for LA CLOVER LINGERIE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show I don’t watch, but that everyone watches, because when things go viral the world participates…and most importantly all you dragon and wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin loser….in all your social awkwardness…fucking love….because nerd culture is mainstream… I know that ever since I found out fantasy existed, probably at the age of 5 in shitty books, shitty movies, shitty video games, I knew…it was some bullshit weirdness….then I saw Sci/Fi fantasy clubs at the college level who played Magic the Gathering…and had sword battles in the park like 7 year olds at the age of 30, because it gives them a way to socialize and that works for their aspergers… It’s always made made me uncomfortable…even though I run a blog and that in and of itself is as virgin loser as I guy can get , even though it gets me pussy…but unfortunately not Emilia CLarke pussy…pussy that is relatively uneventful, but when stripped down for Esquire…is good enough for me…and definitely good enough for the nerds who have already married her in some at home ceremony on some software they coded…because that’s how nerds are….unless they see this as her being gratuitous and slutty and sharing the soul mate they created makes them mad…because you know at least one nerd threw his laptop or computer screen after jerking off to this…screaming “HARLOT”….and I fucking love Harlots…I’m not a Harlot SHamer…I say…MORE LINGERIE…because I’m not a Lingerie Shamer either… The post Emilia Clarke for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Question of the day…. Even if her breasts are small and humble….do they still move mountains? Or does a decade, at least one kid, well into her 30s…make her small and humble breasts obsolete… And are her breasts still humble, after years of making stupid fucking money because her Colombian and really all of her latina fan base fucking love her.. So many questions…for answers I don’t even care to hear…but what else am I supposed to write about Shakira being Shakira in Spain for a commercial she’s probably making millions of dollars for since she speaks Spanish…and is thus loved by all Spanish speakers…because they like anything that is their own…ANYTHING…even J.Lo…right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The rumor of the day is that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift have broken up, even though they played so in love, as Taylor Swift was trying to increase her cool factor by dating a club DJ and the club DJ was trying to increase his rate by dating an A-Lister, all while opening him up to producting hit pop songs, which is really where the big money is for this clowns now that people don’t really care about actual music…. Who cares…she’s a lie…her love life a lie…everything…a lie… They were probably swinger, open-relatiobship, let’s fuck everyone because we’re both rich and famous and people want to fuck us, and she just used him for the media to give her another public relatiobship to distract from the backend where she’s getting her back end filled… It is safe to say Taylor Swift is the fucking worst…not even talented…who writes flimsy and obvious songs…and the world wants to believe her so bad..in this porno world..they want to really fucking beleive her and in turn make her famous… I guess in a lot of ways, she’s like the Christmas tree farm she grew up on…just in the form of pop music..because a tree is just a tree…but when it becomes of Christmas tree…all of a sudden it is magical and makes dreams come true for little Christian kids everywhere…basically the same think Taylor is…just less seasonal..instead of one day..it’s everyday… Either way, she’s trying to sex up her image, blame the model sluts she’s stealing the souls from, and I guess that’s why this shoot fro Vogue Australia looks nothing like her…and almost makes her quirky zero sex appeal…worth…jerking off to…but she’s not quite there yet…at least she’s trying, what else is she do to with her time…she has a team that handles every single aspect, possibly even wiping her ass for her…something I assume Selena Gomez applied for…but could be wrong..because I am always wrong. The post Taylor Swift Possibly Single in Vogue Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong… I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can The post Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
