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Alessandra Ambrosio In Shorts with Legs of the Day

This is no way for a mother to dress…she’s in her mid 30s…has two kids…yet walks around like some kind of street hooker…I don’t know what I am looking at, a lingerie model who is just lucky she’s tall because otherwise she’d be in porn…or a hooker looking to get picked up.. She’s the mom at the Parent Teacher and activity days that offends all the other moms, because all the other dads get excited looking at her, and agree to go to all the school events hoping to see her there…dressed the way she dresses…because the real slut shamers…are other women…which is logical because all men love sluts…and I know what you’re thinking..and that is that just because she’s dressed skimpy doesn’t mean she’s a slut..her kids are with the same rich as fuck dude she hookered down….but I like to think you don’t need to live a slut life…to dress the slut part…sluts…in activewear are still sluts…often times middle age sluts…and not always as fit as this…but still eager for everyone to stare at their asses…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN SHORTS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio In Shorts with Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the first Lingerie Model Bot…who was at one time a topless model bot…because she was created in a test tube by a biologist she called Dad…like this was hot model version of Edward Scissor hands..who used his sperm with some lesbian to create this magical creature… Hot girls, even when they are bots, are interchangeable…especially if you have a budget…just buy a new one to have sex with…that’s how rich dudes live…so that isn’t what’s interesting in this campaign for the evil people at Victoria’s Secret… What is interesting, is that after 3 decades of “if it works why change it”….the brand has adapted to the times and stopped photoshopping out nipples…like it was 1 discount retailers budget catalog in the 70s…if it met instagram filters…kinda hot…or as hot as the brand can get… The post Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day

Nina Dobrev is in Interview magazine, because I guess people care about what she has to say… I think she’s a Canadian from a show called Vampire Diaries who has turned her back on Canada to become Hollywood and pretend she’s not Canadian, since she’s brown and they can pretend she’s a Mexican American and Mexican Americans are the majority, and will thus make her famous…because they love supporting their own…even if their own are in shitty shows, are Jessica Alba…who pretends she’s not Mexican…or J.Lo…who is Puerto Rican, but bitch will exploit any culture for a dollar… Or she is from Glee….and now she’s in a bra top in a magazine…fascinating… The post Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Kate Upton Leaves the Gym is the LOL of the Day

This is the LOL of the day…. First…fat girls who get cast as regular sized models..and not plus sized models even though she’s huge.hitting the gym..because she probably never has hit the gym…unless there was an all you can eat buffet attached to it.. Bitch is a rich model…but is looking like they are Roseanne at the peak of her fatness on the way to make a tuna casserole in her trailer park home…rocking her fitness gear from Target because it’s all she can afford, it makes her feel fit, and a medium is very forgiving… The reality of it is is that it is a joke on another level too…and that level is how funny it is to watch fat people to work out, and sure she’s not working out here, even though she’s probably burning more calories than her actual workout, by walking a block…lazy bitch…but the idea of her trying to do jumping jacks or squats..is just hysterical..som eclown car level funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Kate Upton Leaves the Gym is the LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thinks You’re an Asshole Cuz She Does Chemo of the Day

In Bieber penis for Floyd Mayweather news….here’s some Selena Gomez news… She’s announced that she has Lupus, was undergoing Chemo…and that is why she was bloated as fuck….and got fake tits… FEEL SORRY FOR HER… Lupus is serious and so is Chemo….even though I’ve known she has had Lupus forever and have referred to her pudgy as Lupus Bloat for years now.. But how rude of her to call us, or you…her fans…assholes….little unappreciative and entitled cunt…. We as her audience of content she produces on social media, for the paparazzi and going to every fucking event pointing out her for her chemo but didn’t lose her hair lupus bloat …when we didn’t know she was undergoing Chemo but should have known…because she, at least in her mind, is a god…and when she gets sick, we should feel sorry…as she still gets out there making money and posting pics at parties with Taylor swift… Shut the fuck up trick… It looks like it was really aggressive chemo – like cancer babies dying of leukemia – all bald headed corpse-like…or like your granny when she was at the end of the fucking road…chemo…but the kind that you keep your full head of hair… There are real issues in the world, we need to stop sensationalizing this bullshit angle she’s pulling- these attention seeking puppets must be taken out back and shot…especially when they mock real sick people…who can’t go to every event…or hang with fans…she didn’t miss a fucking beat…but was dying…. I don’t doubt the Lupus, I don’t doubt the Chemo…but I don’t think we deserve to be called assholes when we make her money, we are her clients, and we should give our sympathy to sick people who aren’t rich, famous and partying… The post Selena Gomez Thinks You’re an Asshole Cuz She Does Chemo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joe Rogan’s Girlfriend Cora Keegan Naked for Treats! of the Day

There was a time that I was in love with Cora Keegan, I thought she was the hottest new model to reject a contract with Victoria’s Secret, because she’s obviously a rich kid and doesn’t need the money, and because an evil brand like Victoria’s Secret doesn’t correlate with her “artistic” vision…that includes modeling being dumb…. I guess she doesn’t think it is dump to model naked, for free, for magazines that aren’t “art”…but that are designed to shoot fame whores and aspiring low level LA models…giving them a break and saying “we launched Emrata”…leaving out “we also are responsible for herpes transmission as the rich dudes we whore you out to will fuck you without a condom…like we’re an escort agency disguised as a magazine”….you know the looking for attention and someone to pay their rent like Ryan Seacrest’s coked up dick…as he’s part of that Treats! circle, and recruits pussy from the events and magazine…doesn’t matter… Well, it turns out that “artist” not “model” becuase “modeling is dumb” Cora Keegan…still models naked…because I guess her boyfriend Joe Rogan…likes guys jerking off to her model tits…to make him think she matters….because it turns out she’s a fame whore, like all models…it’s their retirement plan… That said, where’s the fucking bush trick…doesn’t she know anything about nude modeling…it’s all about the bush…but I guess…she’s more into just showing tit for free..bush is sacred…and these pics look like every other fucking pic…do these people think they are reinventing anything? Garbage. Either way, here she is climbing the ladder….in the weirdest fucking way… The post Joe Rogan’s Girlfriend Cora Keegan Naked for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Notice Jessica Lowndes – Instagram Model of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is a Canadian actress, who is barely an actress, but who did go Hollywood after getting cast for 90210, a show that gave these girls these massive egos when it was released, riding off the first iteration of the show’s success, getting these girls to all the parties…only for no one to actually care, the show got canceled, they were thrown to the street pretty much unhireable… So what was this little ego to do, she couldn’t crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs…it’s too cold in Canada and everyone will know she failed…so instead, she got fake tits, tried to launch a music career that went no where, all while maintaining a fit body, because that body was the only way to get work, and by work, I mean rich guys to pay her rent..now that she has no income… The music career didn’t go well, so she’s turned into an instagram model, and I try to ignore her, she puts pics like this everyday….and sometimes I just crack..because the level of pathetic loser, coupled with implants and round asses in thongs…is hot to me…because she knows, she’s not overrated, but that she barely exists…and that’s exciting times.. The post Notice Jessica Lowndes – Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne and Ava Sambora Both Turn 18 Despite what the Perverts Want of the Day

Bella Thorne, daughter of what I assume are a couple of stage parent hippies…who burned through some of their other kids…Kalli and Danni…trying to get them into the entertainment industry…but striking gold with this fiery one…has been the subject of jailbait sexual deviants like you…who go fucking mad for 17 year olds because they are exactly the same as 18 year olds…but it is illegal to fuck them or see them in porn…at least in the USA…and that triggers something in perverts on the internet that gets these girls famous…but often times forgotten by the time they turn 19… Well…Bella THorne..is no longer jailbait, she’s turned 18…and now jerking off to her, because if you know who she is, you’re weird and jerking off to her, unless you’re me who is forced to do this shit…is less scandalous and thus boring…so go back to some throat fucking porn…. Also turned 18, is Heather Locklear Jr…created with Richie Sambora’s sperm, and thrown into the modeling agency because when you’re rich and your parents are rich and famous…in the heart of this scene, it’s really difficult to make it, but only because no all girls with trust funds are as eager or keen as girls like Gigi Hadid, who just get out of bed, while these other girls can’t be bothered because I guess they aren’t half arab…and trying to establish themselves…when they can just sit at the pool instead…. The post Bella Thorne and Ava Sambora Both Turn 18 Despite what the Perverts Want of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brenda Song in a Bikini of the Day

Who the fuck is Brenda Song?! It turns out she’s an asian…an Asian who despite being South East asian, didn’t prostitute herself on the street of Vietnam at the age of 9, but instead to the execs at Disney…but culturally, she’s programmed to work the streets for 5 dollar…and that’s why she’s in her bikini in the ocean…showing off her body…because it’s all she knows.. I know what you’re thinking…and that is that you’ve never seen an Asian working outside of banks, accounting firms, resturants, medicine and science…but apparently some act…and it’s probably thanks to their dragon mothers putting them through aggressive dance and classical music training…giving them that burning desire to perform in more than just Thai ping pong ball shows… But I guess Hollywood is pretty much America’s version of that…and this girl’s hot enough for me…but that’s because I’ve never had a slanty pussy. The post Brenda Song in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Who the fuck is Brenda Song?! It turns out she’s an asian…an Asian who despite being South East asian, didn’t prostitute herself on the street of Vietnam at the age of 9, but instead to the execs at Disney…but culturally, she’s programmed to work the streets for 5 dollar…and that’s why she’s in her bikini in the ocean…showing off her body…because it’s all she knows.. I know what you’re thinking…and that is that you’ve never seen an Asian working outside of banks, accounting firms, resturants, medicine and science…but apparently some act…and it’s probably thanks to their dragon mothers putting them through aggressive dance and classical music training…giving them that burning desire to perform in more than just Thai ping pong ball shows… But I guess Hollywood is pretty much America’s version of that…and this girl’s hot enough for me…but that’s because I’ve never had a slanty pussy. The post Brenda Song in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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