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Niykee Heaton Topless for Snapchat of the Day

Niykee Heaton is some Youtube Star…who I have heard had a record deal but I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, or really seen any of her videos…but I have heard of her…and that’s probably because she’s obviously shaping herself, and grooming herself to be a Nicki Minaj…the kind of hip to waist ratio that Kylie Jenner has and that makes sense to most girls who aren’t built like black girls…that I blame on the hormones in the food…but that could be fat transfers….and who really care how it is achieved, it’s just funny to see how she presents herself on snapchat…in a g-string… She may be trashy, she may be a stripper with a dream stripping, she may just be lucky perverts subscribed to her youtube..and she may be a talented artists…but that doesn’t matter…what does matter is her G-string…for the kids who follow her…good times.. I feel so manipulated The post Niykee Heaton Topless for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Sex Scene in AMerican Horror Story of the Day

No this isn’t an episode of GIRLS and that fat, cellulite ridden ass, isn’t Lena Dunham being an attention seeking, exhibitionist, who pretends to love herself…but rather Lady Gaga…. Either way, Lady Gaga had her big acting debut, at least that’s what they’ll tell you… even though anyone with a brain will know her whole career is based on an act, it’s all a lie…and I think she even went to acting school…but needed to become a huge popstar, female drag queen, with a cause to talk to the retard audience and convince them to buy her bullshit…because they are retards looking for purpose but forced to be exposed to this… I don’t watch TV, or Netflix, or whatever this is on…it doesn’t excite me to commit myself to these idiots when I would rather make my own horror story of a life…filled with fake tits…and orgies….without faces like Gaga’s….so I can’t tell you whether it was a great performance, but I assume her team is already working on her aggressively to get that EMMY…. I do watch tits though, even in pasties…and I do watch asses, even in thongs…and I do know that this sex looks dull, uninspired and all it does is remind me of the time I was a sexual predator and grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets when she was at a club next to me…surrounded by security…she didn’t notice so I kept going…and it was surprisingly firmer than it looks…but I wasn’t hard when doing it..which would be my litmus test, except for the fact that I get hard for very little…but I shoulda got hard for that… Like I said…my own horror story…and it doesn’t involve this garbage…but should involve eliminating them… The post Lady Gaga’s Sex Scene in AMerican Horror Story of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day

I guess this is her attempt to be a sex symbol… Even though her whole career is based on her having sex…and writing love songs about it… I guess she’s just decided that she’s got sex appeal… Maybe it was hanging with all the slutty fame whore girls she collected as her real life barbies…who model for a living and know how to use their sex appeal…coaching her awkward ass… Or maybe she had no where else to go in her sex life, than to start taking slutty poses, because she’s getting arrogant…cocky…literally and figuratively..because she feels she can do know wrong, she’s played this so safe, the Christians like her, the parents like her, even though under the surface of how she’s polarized everything, she’s dated a lot of dudes, some of which have herpes…and none of that is wholesome…unless you play victim… It’s annoying… But not as annoying as staring at her, appreciating her tall long legs, with that face most people want to punch, yet she still sells billions a year….and seeing nothing I want to jerk off to…it’s like she’s got a pussy, but she’s just so awkward that even if she was fisting herself, squirting everywhere, begging me to fuck her…I’d offer her a towel to cover up… But maybe the GQ issue she’s in, but that isn’t released, because they’ve only released her cover shoot…is the beginning of her being something you want to fuck for the right reasons…like that she turns you on… So I don’t have the GQ pics, they are out next where…but here she is in NME being Slutty….doing the same hustle…. The post Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian Topless / Naked in Vanity Fair of the Day

The only thing I find interesting about the Kardashians…is that the media is too lazy to not feature them in their bullshit…it’s like they are sitting around in nice offices with expense accounts thinking “who can we do a photoshoot on”…and the editor comes in and says “Kourtney Kardashian hasn’t had much press since her divorce from her fake marriage, and the PR team is HOUNDING US, plus it’ll get on their instagrams which is huge following, so let’s just go with that”….and the rest of the robots looking at their selfies go with it…because why challenge the editor when she’s doing the work for you…so you can go back to looking at your selfies… The world is dumb and the only smart ones in all this are the Kardashians who are still cashing in after letting america into their rich person life… And to think the Kardashians are smarter than billion dollar publsihing…is terrifying… But at lest they show their tits and ass…even if they are moms and the second line of the family team…like good little whores..that even the most irrelevant of the family members are…even if they are disgusting…on all levels… The post Kourtney Kardashian Topless / Naked in Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson is a Lion of the Day

Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show…. People get mad when I fat shame her, when they should really take that energy and troll her comments, because men things get noticed, just ask Selena Gomez…and pretending the bitch doesn’t eat too much is just irresponsible..especially when she can hire a trainer and a chef, she makes over a million dollars a year…I know people who make 40,000 dollars a year and have a fucking trainer… Either way, she’s cock teasing her slutty fat girl covered but still slutty cuz there is cleavage Lion costume…and you should love it..because it is a reminder of the most half naked, non slutty girl, even though all girls are slutty…thanks to the internet… Now if only you could hire a desperate black man to poach her, so you could mount her….and live out your life dream….right…right…right… The post Ashley Benson is a Lion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gag is Bloody and Topless of the Day

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Tough Guy Ronda Roussey on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

I wonder how many people Ronda Roussey jerk off to her while she’s fighting… I am assuming most dudes jerk off to UFC every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros that are into…that’s why they throw in the ring girls…to just straighten it out…why else would anyone be into fighting that much..because even when UFC is girl UFC…it’s the same as the dudes fighting…because their clits are the size of your dick… I’d post the video, but I hate that Jimmy Fallon motherfucker’s face…and who cares about what Ronda Roussey has to say, she’s more the kind of girl you look at to be dominated by, or testicle torture, or whatever these bros TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tough Guy Ronda Roussey on Jimmy Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Winslet in Lingerie for Esquire UK of the Day

Who gives a fuck about 40 year old Kate Winslet…. Oh right, every 40 year old who liked her big tits in Titanic…right before she became insanely rich and famous and barely showed her tits….even though she probably thinks she’s one of the industries greatest actresses…I mean that’s what they all think about themselves…while I just think they are all fucking garbage…but she’s still got tits…no breast cancer yet I guess..but she is at that age…#tits The post Kate Winslet in Lingerie for Esquire UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid is a Self Involved Cunt Showing Gunt for Elle Canada of the Day

The title of this post…is all I really have to saw about this porky model who makes up the new generation of models we call “my dad is really rich and we paid for this career”….coupled with “we’re at all the cool parties, so we have huge social media presence, thanks to the team my rich dad hired to run my PR and my ex boyfriend being a teen popstar I used to get followers”….and “brands really see me as a marketing tool to get their social media followers and they let me pretend to be a model to trick me into posting their shit”…because anyone with a brain knows…this isn’t a fucking model…this is a rich girl…with an ego…who doesn’t want to go to school because she’s vapid and from LA and has a trust fund…so instead she’s become her own personal brand…and apparently hashtag…fuck this whore like you were a Jonas brother after throwing in the purity ring lie…and figuring that shoving your dick in a 19 year old…is like being a virgin…semantics.. The post Gigi Hadid is a Self Involved Cunt Showing Gunt for Elle Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day

Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays…. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter.. The post Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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