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Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Lesbian in Bikinis of the Day

Celebrities are weird and the fact that they even exist is weirder…I get the whole draw to musicians and popstars because people listen to and dance to music…but famous actors or models makes absolutely no sense to me…because they are just puppets who don’t connect to anyone on an emotional level…and in Cara Delevingne’s case, just clever enough to position herself with desperate enough for friends famous people…who found her attitude refreshing in a sheltered and controlled world they are forced into…even though her “don’t give a fuck” attitude is a total groupie giving a fuck attitude…because she’s flying around to hang with Rihanna and posing with her like she was Taylor Swift…as it is good for business…and also her ego…because celebrities only like people who suck their dicks…so as Cara strategically gives the media the finger…she’s giving Rihanna a different kind of finger, one that brings orgasms…because she doesn’t want to lose this life that she lives… I guess what I am saying is that Rihanna is more famous than Cara, yet they are together in bikinis, because Cara is relevant and Rihanna likes relevant things, and Cara likes famous things that make her relevant…in this weird circle of “How does this Cara chick even exist, why does she matter, her bikini pics aren’t even hot, yet she’s everywhere, and people love her”…where’s the scam…let’s figure this out..but why bother…lesbians anyway you look at them are anti-climatic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re more into her showing the world her tit…here’s her tit TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Lesbian in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato Keeps Getting More and More Naked of the Day

Demi Lovato is getting naked for attention….slutty… I love girls who hate being called slutty..especailly when they are sluts…because slut, like Faggot and fat are words that should never be mentioned…or said.. While Demi Lovato is living all three, who you know before being fake diagnosed bi-polar when she was “out of control” Disney star, was fucking all kinds of people during her manic episodes…how else would she be able to lockdown womanizing Wilmer Valderammma… I think I just analyzed Demi Lovato’s sex life…I can die now, not because this has completed my quest on earth, but because it’s the fucking worst…Well, not quite as bad as this Latina pig half naked..which is the worst..but close… She’s really milking this…”love your body”…thing…no retouching…no make-up….not cute…but “real”…because that’s where the market is..that is what people want to see. She’s milked mental health prior to this, why wouldn’t she find some new cause to justify her existence and make excuses….. I think she probably thinks she’s doing a great things for girls…a great thing for society…making a real difference…and I assume the media will eat this angle up…but remember..she’s a money grubber..never trust a money grubber…especially when she says she’s worked on her spirituality…she’s full of shit and just finding a markeitng hook…serioulsy..I’m onto puppet… Watch this on The Scene . If you look close enough, you can see her asshole…no not Wilmer Valderammmmma..but yes…her smug face lying to you…but really believing her bullshit.. The post Demi Lovato Keeps Getting More and More Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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George Clooney’s Possible Boner of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, this site doesn’t have enough talk or images or videos of George Clooney’s boner….but his male friends from his “sex parties” are all too familiar with it… Maybe, you’re not not thinking it at all, because why would a bi-sexual, recently married, overrated actor and producer from ER who only really exists because his Aunt was a Hollywood icon, something people tend to forget…when talking about him like he matters… The reality is that as an actor, he’s forced to be on Testosterone, and becuase of his old as fuck Botox wife, he’s probably forced to take Viagra type drugs to fuck her, sometimes hours before “sex night’…and not because his Botox wife isn’t hot for an old lady..but becuase she’s a lady..and that’s not really his preference when it comes to things to fuck..at least that’s the rumor… All this to say..I’ve spent too much time on Clooney’s boner, but I guess you’re the one reading it…and that makes you the weird one, not me..and guess what…it may not even be a boner… The post George Clooney’s Possible Boner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Creepy Announcement of the Day

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Oct 1, 2015 at 11:59am PDT Selena Gomez released this video of how excited she is to announce her North American tour for her shitty new album that I assume she just released, when she found the time, since she’s been busy sucking Taylor Swift’s dick…because as Taylor Swift’s career will prove…she’s a master manipulator…and as Selena Gomez’s recent interview in some magazine where she was quoted saying she idolizes Taylor Swift…because I guess Taylor Swift made it without being a product of Disney…and is her new Walt…or Mickey to idolize and to follow….to get through this hard, entertainer life…because she’s a puppet and every puppet needs a puppet master… Speaking of Puppet Master, this video would be so good if it was the opening scene of a horror movie..where’t the masked dude who creeps up on her to slit her throat when she spews her garbage self promotion shit all over us…like the little self promoting pig she is…or her belly would imply she is… The post Selena Gomez Creepy Announcement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Didonato Porter of the Day

Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now…either way, she’s probably fucked him up that ass…during one of his tantrums…because rich kids have tantrums…I’ve witnessed one of his tantrums…faggot…and I should have ripped out his throat when I had the chance….because it would have been the best way to handle him…making him unable to speak…and more importantly, unable to do his favorite activity…sucking dick… I can’t hold her fame-whoring, trying to advance her career, dating an asshole, by fucking his asshole with her male friends…to keep his rich ass happy…girls are dumb, they want the good life, they want the celebrity life, it’s just the way they are…especially when this is their life…”Modeling”…. But I can stare at her tit and I will…even if it’s not as nude as her tits usually are…I don’t need nipple to appreciate tit…but I’d expect more tit, being a bottom feeding model that she is..but I guess she’s old and Hollywood now… The post Emily Didonato Porter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Has a Personality of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is one of Victoria’s Secret key girls, who’s career has strictly been about being a Victoria’s Secret model, sure she’s done a few things, but the majority of her work and relevance has been the Victoria’s Secret generic catalog pose that she’s mastered… Sure they are preparing to put her to pasture, they’ve paid her too much the last decade, they’ve done good for her, and I guess as a gesture, despite being the only reason she exists…like this brand OWNS this bitch…they’ve allowed her to show some personality, because I guess she’s paid her dues, and they realize that if they give her the chance to show some personality, maybe she’ll be able to get some TV work down the line…TV work they’ll probably get 20% or more off any money she makes, you know seeing as they created her…. So here’s Candice Swanepoel, fun, half naked, being cute…and take it in, she’s on the outs and is already being replaced by the younger pussy…because as anyone with a wife knows…younger pussy is better pussy… The post Candice Swanepoel Has a Personality of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day

Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love… If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show…. So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck… I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me… The post Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun… I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY Yet she can’t pull it off… To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches… She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young… But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth. The post Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson’s Laying in Bed and It’s Amazing of the Day

I guess this picture proves a very important thing you’ve probably never thought about, never considered, never debated, never questioned, never cared about…because she’s Pam Anderson…and she’s practically dead…. Because you can’t teach an old, dying of hepatitis Pam Anderson, divorced 100 times, original sex tape porn star…who isn’t a pornstar…but who looks like a pornstar…and who is pretty much a pornstar…but old and dried up…but still alive..and that in and of itself..is pretty amazing…but not really amazing at all.. The post Pam Anderson’s Laying in Bed and It’s Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellie Goulding Big Tits of the Day

In fascinating, Ellie Goulding news….who is Ellie Goulding…I don’t fucking know, but she’s worth 26 million dollars…but lives off 10 dollars a day…at least in her mind… The reality is that she probably has a mansion, a business, a staff, an everything is just handled… There is food in the fridge, her clothes are all given to her for free…and like all famous people…doesn’t need to spend money… I would argue that no celebrity spends more than 10 dollars of cash a day…I would argue that everyone who is famous has leeches who like surrounding these famous people…and paying for everything for those famous people.. I am pretty sure Lohan has never even felt a dollar bill and not because her family rapes her…and not because she’s not working…but because she’s just never had it in her hand….I don’t know why I made this about Lohan….but I guess all I do is Lohan… Here she is in a Magazine…with tits…who is Ellie Goulding again? The post Ellie Goulding Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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