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Kemp Muhl is my Dream Girl of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kemp Muhl is a goddess…I had never heard of her, because I am out of the loop and I don’t care, but I googled her today, because all it took was showing up to an event with her tits… She’s been a model, actress, musician, hipster artist, since she was 13…I guess when you’re named Kemp, your hippie parents throw you into being counter culture…anti-society….you know a tumblr star who denounces technology but has a facebook page… She’s 28 now, she’s been dating Sean Lennon since 2006…so since she’s been 18…Before him she dated some actor named Matthew Gray Gubler…who was on the show Criminal Minds….when she was under 18…someone arrest him…he’s a TYGA… And now she matters…and all it took was showing up to an event with her tits..we call that Emrata School of How to Get Famous…and I am into it cuz I like tits.. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS The post Kemp Muhl is my Dream Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caitlin Jenner’s Neglected and Confused Daughter’s of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A day, doesn’t seem to be a day, it doesn’t seem to matter or count, unless there is some Kylie and Kendall Jenner coverage, because Kyle and Kendall Jenner are spawns of the worst fame whores in the history of fame whoring, but thanks to that fame whoring, can play it off like they aren’t fame whores, but rather just famous due to fame whores, giving them some level of credibility, even though we as a people know that they are just pawns in a master chess game their mother, who you know was less of a mother and more of a manager too busy for them, shat out of her pussy….it’s all business for these people…. But I guess when you distract Kylie Jenner and her Waist to Hip Ratio with black cock, fans, some jobs and hustling the hip hop market they are dialed into…I mean her sister is Kanye West…when not getting plastic surgery to have a comedic waist to hip ration at 18, when she should hardly have a body… And Kendall and her thong in pantyhose ass with a fake modeling career that’s become an actual modeling career due to the power of suggestion and a world too lazy to question…. They don’t commit suicide…yet… The post Caitlin Jenner’s Neglected and Confused Daughter’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Conie Vallese is an Argentine artist who I guess also models topless for fashion magazines that target the “hipster” market…because the “hipster” market is the mainstream now… She’s based out of Brooklyn, because I guess she’s rich enough to buy citizenship, live in Brooklyn and be a hipster socialite without a real job…maybe it is from her ARTWORK ….maybe her family are rich Argentinian cattle farmers…or maybe she knows how to use the tits… Based on this photoshoot, I’m going to assume it is a combination of all things, because without family money she wouldn’t be in the USA, without her art she wouldn’t be in i-D magazine showing her tits…in a nipple filled domino effect…and I guess what it all comes down to, is that compared to other Argentinian tits I’ve seen, this are not nearly as saggy and big nippled, possibly the perkiest Argentine tits ever…and maybe that’s the reason why she’s defying her Catholic roots like some kind of harlot.. The post Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianna Grande Plays Dead of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is as close to a dead Ariana Grande that you’ll see today.. So if you’ve ever had fantasies of a dead Arianna Grande because she’s the kind of overrated cunt, who despite her ability to sing angelic songs due to natural talent coupled with stage mom who whored her out, is still an annoying cunt, who shits on her fans, and not in a good old fashion German scat porn way, but rather because they are fat…and she’s not…because she knows what’s important in life and that’s being skinny….take it in… I’ve heard a lot of stories about how much of a slut this girl is, which you’d expect by just looking at her, making her more interesting to me, yet still the fucking worst….so a playing dead, may not be as good as dead, but is still better than her polluting our lives while alive…true story. The post Arianna Grande Plays Dead of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Hormone in the Food Thanks to a Psycho Monetizing Mom Booty of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner posted a picture of her 18 year old ass in a white dress. An ass that we can assume is either fake, since her whole family is fake, they have a plastic surgeon on pay roll, I mean look at those filled up faced clowns… or maybe crafted from a strategic workout regime her athlete father taught her when he decided he wanted a booty a few years ago… or maybe it is the hormones in the food, that are further jacked up when fueled with big black dick and the fertile as fuck sperm that comes out of it… but not the standard hormone in the food that is giving girls everywhere big round amazing asses, but hormones that her mom started feeding her at a young age to craft this master plan she’s designed….you know like that time you were feeding that girlfriend of yours sedatives every morning so that she was too tired to leave you…only less creepy, more abusive and more lucrative in the sell out…. Here’s a video of her mocking a “Fame Ruining Her” cover… Here she is doing a little lip sync to rap video with her fat lips and boyfriend, because her only marketable talent is standing around with a dumb look on her face, lip syncing rap songs…because that’s where that rap /vine market is…weird…so fucking weird. The post Kylie Jenner’s Hormone in the Food Thanks to a Psycho Monetizing Mom Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated… Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life… To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating… But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”.. What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything… She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil… The post Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been doing some very extensive research on Miranda Kerr’s behavior and activities, to come up with a comprehensive course for girls in how to land a billionaire…because Miranda Kerr only fucks with billionaires…it’s good for her ego, finances and offers a lifestyle far superior to millionaires, because billionaires have more money than they know what to do with, more than they can spend, so even if they give her 100,000,000 dollars in the divorce settlement, they’re laughing…better than a prenup with a dude only worth 200,000,000 dollars that you’d probably only get 10 – 20 million out of… That said: The steps so far have been: 1-3 Model Legs…. HERE 4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE 5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE 6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE Today, we learn a new step…”Dress slutty, possibly in a sheer dress, to the airport instead of the normal sweat pants, because the paparazzi will release your pictures and maybe sites will pic up the airport look, reminding your billionaire that you’re still hot, you still matter, dudes want to fuck you and you’re jet set on your own, you don’t need his money for airfare, which is better than the other hookers these guys have had on their rise to billionaire status…. All this to say, who takes care of her kid? CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isabeli Fontana may be old…but she’s still lovely…because she’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream…because for some reason these Victoria’s Secret people love girls from other countries…there must be a reason for that…maybe they are more affordable, easier to control, don’t have a legal team…who knows… More interestingly, she was abducted by the brand at 16, and due to some protest, because 16 in lingerie is creepy, she’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret.. Something that probably makes your pervert ass so mad, because 16 in lingerie for national billion dollar brands…is exhilarating for your masturbation…when I think it’s morally fucked up…and they shoulda gone to prison for it.. Well, now she’s still got tits, possibly bigger now than ever due to all her babies…and she’s showing a sliver of nipple which is better than no nipple…that’s a fact, google it. The post Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like I already posted this, but I figured since I think Emma Roberts is lovely, for no real reason, other than that she hasn’t blocked me on Social Media, coupled with the fact that any girl with a drug addicted, self involved, probably too busy to give her the male love and support she needed, but was positioned well enough to give her an opportunity to build an acting career of her own, as the young hipster-y fashionista who looks homeless most of the time…you know daddy issues..the kind that lead to her being arrested for fighting with her boyfriend…I might as well promote anything half naked that she does…because half naked is what she’s supposed to be doing… All I see are wrinkles, and not the good kind on her labia..but around her eyes…because I guess it’s been a roung life.. The post The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson is Fun on Snapchat of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best thing about social media is that these celebrities, who were historically controlled by their handlers and who only had outbursts or insane scenes to their management or publicist who would diffuse is it before it went viral because they had that kind of power…because celebrities are all these overpaid egos who have been coddled and breast fed too long by both their team who they pay and who rely on them financially, and their parents who raised a confident, delusional thing needed to win….but now, with social media, these lunatics can post whatever they want, whatever they are feeling, whatever slutty content for attention because they love attention..or even insane hate speech when drunk and not thinking…because they can…the audience has always been there is a way to talk to them directly…and I appreciate the potential damage they can do…even if all we’ve got on this babe Ashley Beson chubo cuz she eats too much: Proof: A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 28, 2015 at 8:56am PDT Is cleavage…we can assume more crazy will come….but you’ll probably come numerous times first…you pervert… Proof: A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 26, 2015 at 11:30am PDT The post Ashley Benson is Fun on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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