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Izabel Goulart Did Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if you know how these paparazzi situations work, but they are always staged. It’s when models or actors are feeling a little down on themselves and in need of some type of attention in the media, so they call up their paparazzi friend in whatever city they are in, they all have them, and they prance around with their fit celebrity and bikini model bodies…in some of the lamest, most desperate shit, ever… I remember when celebrities hated the attention, they hated being seen, now they fucking post the paparazzi pics on their social media like “Look how good I look”….what the fuck is wrong with people… What was once more exclusive, and pictures were more criminal and stalker-y to get…is now celebrated, sensationalized and how these bitches stay relevant, in one pile of reality show caliber quality content that people love because of the fucking bikini… Ridiculous, but she’s fit and old and I guess doing all she can…to keep working… Here she is skippping Good morning…Days like this are remembered forever!! With friends doing what I like best and singing along my favorite song !! Bom dia…Dias como este são lembrados para sempre!! Com amigos fazendo o que eu mais gosto e cantando a minha música favorita!! #BodyByIza #moodon #seaside #jumprope #singing #perfectday #diaperfeito #amogos #diversao A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Sep 29, 2015 at 5:27am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Izabel Goulart Did Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

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Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cora Emmanuel May Have a Nipple in Wonderland of the Day

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Cora Emmanuel is a model straight from Martinique and by Martinique I mean New York city, where she was probably exporting when some agent or photographer from NYC was either doing a photoshoot or vacationing on the French Caribbean island… I don’t know anything about her, she’s not famous enough to have a wikipedia page, but she is perfect enough for me to wonder where she’s from, where she came from, and whether it was from heaven…but then I remember there is no GOD, but these tits are probably as close they are to a religious experience that I’ve had today….which isn’t saying much…because nothing else has really happened to me today. The post Cora Emmanuel May Have a Nipple in Wonderland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day

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Rita Ora posted a picture of her tits….of course…that’s her hustle…because Rita Ora knows that people like tits, and her tits are great. So great, that they are probably the only reason she exists is her tits…or maybe it’s her song and dance ability because she’s just been honing her craft since a young age…really making a name for herself…changing the world like her angelic voice..on some Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston level of “what the fuck did I just hear”…only more gutter, rapper, and directly pulled from Rihanna’s catalog of work…because she a hack…and by song and dance ability I just outlined…I mean her ability to hang and suck the dicks of the right people…so solid…I assume she throws her tits into it…because how else did she make it here from the UK…to exist in America…like magic… The post Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Hudgens Sisters are Interesting of the Day

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I knew that Vanessa HUdgens had a younger sister who is more of a party slut, who goes to rave, and not so much an actor who does anything more than being Vanessa Hudgen’s sister…probably a better place to be than being the actual famous person because less people give a fuck about you…but you can still get the perks with one phone call… I knew she had bigger tits, that she shows off on the regular but not as effectively as her sister who releases nude pics, untrimmed, often…something I love…and would like her sister to participate in…because it makes girls more interesting… I didn’t know she was a fucking tank twice the size of her older sister…a monster even…terrifying…yet erotic now that I know..and I’m probably not better for it…but who cares, I did a post on it anyway…that’s the very useless power I possess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Hudgens Sisters are Interesting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is the young looking Victoria’s Secret model I assume they are using to replace Candice Swanepoel as the while blonde with a fit body…. People are pretty excited by these staged paparazzi pics that the brand sets up to get an extra push for their campaign they are shooting…because they are just basic Catalog pics…that are relatively uneventful, but if the girls tweet and instagram it…and the paparazzi shoot it…and blogs post it…before the brand releases it…and blogs repost it…and the girls post more to their twitter and instagram…it’s like hitting us from every angle with the same fucking boring picture of young, tight, half naked bodies…poking their little asses out…looking like they have little ethiopian bodies…which would make sense because she probably hasn’t eaten the week before this shoot, it’s a huge deal…it’s Victoria’s Secret… She was discovered at 15 and groomed for this… perverted. She’s now 20, not that perverted because she’s legal…so not so perverted….but all I can wonder is…what billionaire or famous actor she’ll fuck throughout the next 8 years she has a career before being grandma age in model years…like the girl she’s set to replace…Candice… Here are some of the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Talking About Her Pig’s Butt of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Miley sounding half retarded, planning Bacon…when she’s done with “Big Pig”…but I assume that Miley Cyrus is high as fuck, trying to show her fans that she makes as banal observations when high…just like them and in this case…it’s the shine of her pig butt…. I guess to think Miley was the only money grubbing pig in her house was wrong…because apparently the inbred hick popstar trying to be “weird”…because it’s trendy…has a pet pig…she probably doesn’t take care of.. Much like me, only my pig is my fat wife, but this isn’t about me, this is about Miley, who I guess got her pet pig that she doesn’t actually take care of, as a tribute to her family…because pigs remind her of the old country she came from, the back woods of the Kentucky, where that her grand pappy was the richest man in the community, because he was the one with the pig…a richness that allowed him to become a notable figure in his Kentucky town, probably the reason Billy Ray could have a career..it’s always the rich kids… So whether Miley is from a long line of pig fucking farm people…because even rich hicks fuck their livestock if they are horny enough…it’s safe to assume, she’s just doing this to be obscure, tumblr cool, funny and ironic…for her branding purposes…because anyone who has spent time with pigs, like I have, even though they were in the form of my wife….they’ll know…pigs are pretty gross, demanding, food loving, take up too much of the bed, and smell like shit…always complaining, especially now that she’s menopausal… Here’s her mouth… The post Miley Cyrus Talking About Her Pig’s Butt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco is Single of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, America’s favorite breast implants that killed John Ritter before they were breast implants, at least based on the amount of money she gets paid to play the accessible hot girl in a sitcom based on Friends, but featuring nerds instead of late 90s early 30 year olds in their shitty lives and basic mis adventures…for the simple commoner to grasp… Well, along with making 100,000,000 dollars the next 5 years, on top of all the money she’s made the last decade of acting in TV shows…she’s also getting a divorce… to some dude she dated from 90 days after being engaged to some other dude….because she’s unstable… America cares, at least pervert socially awkward dudes who watch Big Bang Theory care, because for some reason, dudes love when the actresses they want to marry who are on their favorite shows, are single…because it gives them hope that they will have a chance, if by some miracle they win the lottery or end up working in Hollywood, where these people who only date their own exist… I am not one of those dudes, because as a married man, I realize marriage is garbage prison, even when you cheat…it’s like this annoying disease you can’t seem to eliminate, without killing it or yourself…it’s only godo to cash in with…something her next husband will be doing… That said, I’m more into her selfies.. Via INSTAGRAM TO SEE HER IN THE PARK, CHUBBY, BLOATED, RETAINING WATER, THIGHS RUBBING TOGETHER, NO WEDDING RING CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco is Single of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marloes Horst Models Lingerie for Target Australia of the Day

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Marloes Horst is another overpaid girl…who gets naked or half naked because that’s her “job”…but it’s more a tactic to land really rich dudes who only like dating or marrying or knocking up girls who are published in magazines or work for brands…because they make their own money, so they seem less like hookers, and other dudes want to fuck them and jerk off to their pics in magazines…making the girls seem hotter than they are…because it’s like having something a lot of people want but only very few people…with over 100,000,000 dollars can get… These are some campaign pics for Target Australia…so middle of the road lingerie at the budget department store…that may not be as exciting as the top tier Victoria’s Secret overpriced sweatshop shit for basic Americans… They aren’t as exciting as when she used to get naked for her photoshoots, because she was just starting out and had to prove her focus…and probably not as exciting as when she’s drunk at rich person parties…but they still happened and sometimes we need to look at boring lingerie pics, to stare at girls in lingerie, and remember how boring the pics are, but how fun girls in lingerie are… The post Marloes Horst Models Lingerie for Target Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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