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Lucy Hale in Lingerie of the Day

Lucy Hale posted a picture of her in lingerie, I guess in efforts for the public to think she has sex appeal, because she’s assuming getting in lingerie is all it takes to have sex appeal, when we all know she can just ask her co-star Ashley Benson, who can educate her on the basic fact that it also requires big sloppy tit… But, I’ve been doing this site forever, it’s totally not rewarding, but I’ve learned one very valuable lesson and that is that all it takes is being a girl on TV to have a creepy pervert jerk off to you…so to those creepy perverts who are like “Oh…Lucy Hale…She’s my favorite”…the kind of weirdo that will wait in line a comicon or whatever event to get her autograph…this lingerie is all they’ve ever dreamt of…and it’s here…and now they can pretend it was for them exclusively in their delusions….and I’d say this one’s for them, but they’ve already got it tattooed on their chests..as they’ve had 24 hours to pull it off… The post Lucy Hale in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Hiding Her Ass of the Day

Kate Hudson was walking around in shorts…trying to cover it up…becasue I assume her broken down pussy busted a gasket and is pouring out random fluids…you know sprung a leak as a product of all the dirty cock she’s had in her…and all the babies she’s made… You’ve heard rumors of a banged out asshole unable to hold in the shit…this is probably the vagina version… And if you’re not into that…..on Labor Day…Here’s her old beat up face… I've literally been running into everything today, but I love them…. ???? A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Sep 4, 2015 at 1:41pm PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Hiding Her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Fitness of the Day

White girl problems…are like Orange is the New Black…or as close to black as she can get… Her parents are white, at least I assume they are, you never know when you’re dad is a woman and your mom is a hooker, and your sisters are various shades of shit… These garbage prostitutes with their doughy plastic surgery and/or make up failed face are the most important people on the internet and that’s just fucking insanity.. But not as insane as her showing off her body that lures in a sex offending boyfriend in his 30s, already a baby daddy with one of the most gutter bitches around, because Kardashians are trash..and it feels like home to him…home with a lot of money…that is pretty tight because being a Kardashian hasn’t really got to her vagina yet…but I guess even if she was 400 lbs a dude would fuck her to get invited to family dinner… I just think she’s a cartoon character….a really uninteresting cartoon character… The post Kylie Jenner Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid for GQ of the Day

Average looking but rich kid with connected family memebers…who want to be the next Kardashians, have fed into the sister, by financing her career which is more like playing model, like it was Halloween, because I guess they don’t like leaving one of the girls in the other one’s shadow, especially when she’s the sensitive one, possibly always in the shadow, who had depressive issues and shit like that….and after doing it with one of them saw how easy it is to do it with the other….especially since she has tits… I am not hating on Bella Hadid, I just think their names “Gigi”….and “Bella”…are pretty telling of what kind of family they are from…right… The post Bella Hadid for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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100 Years of Lingerie because Why Not of the Day

These Youtube videos are the fucking worst..but for some reason…I feel compelled to post it, even though 3,000,000 people have already seen it, old news, but since no one visits the site for the latest of anything, even though I surprisingly post a lot of this nonsense before other sites, while not even trying, which I guess is a testament to how shitty other publications are… That said, I didn’t watch this video, but it has the word lingerie in it and that is just a direct connection to my brain and what I think is relevant.. I like big tits too… I’m basic… The post 100 Years of Lingerie because Why Not of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton Ass for Snapchat of the Day

Niykee Heaton is some youtube star who got famous on her 18th birthday thanks to being featured on World Star Hip Hop…on her 18th Birthday…and signing to some Record label shortly after… I assume that’s some bullshit story, and based on her slutty pics, she’s never in pants, that is slutty, because if you’re always in your underwear at home, blogging about nonsense…it’s acceptable, pathetic, even sad by acceptable.. Good news…I like sluts… So when a girl does it for instagram, you know…she’s doing it for likes…and attention, and I’m watching because she’s a young girl showing off her full fucking ass… hat said, she’s got the Kylie Jenner look…but I was standing outside a club and apparently it’s a look. I don’t really know how all these thick girls turn overeating and hormones in the food into fat asses, fake tits and a tiny waist, but they do… The world is a crop top and leggings or short short for Young Girls….This is the Look, ready for a rap video, or more likely a black guy who thinks he’s a rapper at the local club to stuff the shit deeper into her…because #nobabies… The post Niykee Heaton Ass for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iza Goulart’s FItness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Sep 2, 2015 at 4:08am PDT Skipping, or really any fitness in a bkini rather than in fitness clothes, or an oversized pair of sweat pants and baggy t-shirt, because girl just wants to sweat it out, is a pretty clear “I’m posting porn, really softcore porn, to my instagram”… Or maybe she’s a bikini model, and girl just can’t get out of a bikini, because it’s either graphed to her robot body, like a doll you get at the dollar store for your doll fetish…who you just can’t get the skirt off .. Either way, she’s pretty fucking fit…so fit that you may be into dudes…if you like it too much…not because I’m against fit girls, who are 6 feet tall, but because she’s got higher testosterone than me from this hanging onto modeling nonsense.. The post Iza Goulart’s FItness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day

Emrata is getting a little too confident in her business as an actor. I guess she’s booking jobs and feels that she can finally put her tits away and let people focus on her bird face, because that bird face is getting paid to be in movies now, so fuck you for calling it a bird face, it’s better than your face…kind of thing… Because she’s put her tits away.. I think it’s a little premature considering her big movie she just did was the lowest opening movie ever….in the history of movies…because tits…only take a girl so far…they are good for Viral videos and instagram…but not filing seats…unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence’s Fappening…that made her less annoying…but Emrata is not Jennifer Lawrence, not in the same Hollywood…so far from Jennifer Lawrence she’s not even considered a bootleg Jennifer Lawrence… The post The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day

It is possible that Cara Delevigne, the party socialite turned Model / Actress who clearly idolizes Kate Moss and does a similar hustle as Kate Moss…is not actually trying to emulate Kate Moss…so hard that she’s even brought Kate Moss into her campaigns so that they can hang out and be BFFs like Cara Delevinge wants so badly….because who wouldn’t want hang with your idol when you have the reach to hang out with your idol….except maybe for me, because I idolize homeless crazy people, because less commitments and responsibility and the I don’t give a fuck attitude that allows you to throw feces at the mirror..of public bathrooms everywhere…and have no interest in being with them, but rather more interest in being them.. It is possible that they were in this campaign together because they are the only British women with teeth…. Or maybe it is possible that the British people have bad teeth joke was played out when Austin Powers did it, and 20 years later, played out now… But if you spend time in Pubs, you’ll know, the majority of British girls in pubs look like grey skinned trolls that crawled out from under the bridge.. These two girls…aren’t trolls. That’s it.. The post Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day

Jessica Alba is a fucking robot… A robot in her acting, that needs a software update to be believable in any of her two dimensional roles, but a robot none the less…. And she’s set to “Make Money. Make Money”…mode.. Because everything she does or promotes is some commercial endorsement bullshit…from this, to the coconut water on her vag, to whatever else I’ve posted on her recently…it’s just ridiculous…but still one of the hottest bodies with two kids…so maybe we should be throwing money at her, instead of all these other dumpier bitches… I’m superficial like that…at least when talking about famous overpaid pieces of shit stains on society…. The post Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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