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Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day

Every one except Stephen Colbert know that TV is dead, talk shows are dead, the only people watching that shit are old and in the habit of watching TV, because even kids who watch TV, don’t bother watching nightly programming, they just fucking binge or use the internet.. So nightly talk shows are more a vehicle to produce viral stunts with celebrities, because they still have access to celebrities, and if they are well executed they get spread the fuck around, making money on youtube for these people, because that’s what matters… The two players are redundant childhood schoolyard idiot Jimmmy “Giggles’ Fallon…and this Jimmy, who’s team emails me everyday and I just figured I’d link it, because Rihanna Impersonator with Tits is doing the rounds, singing about the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life…Clickbait.. Clickbait…will haunt my existence….forever…because I’ve known about it since the late 90s…in pushing internet traffic…but I never took that knowledge mainstream to make 100,000,000 or more off of it… Instead I come here and post barely celebs singing barely songs for youtube views..a video I had nothing to do with…just to write my angry caption to it… I’d rather be homeless. I didn’t watch this video…so if it’s bad…blame yourselves for clicking.. The post Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Naked for Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this ridiculous topless pic of herself… Her skin has been filtered so hard she looks like she may be a bad painting of herself, or some kind of sex doll version of herself that she’s promoting… It like this played out pose, didn’t Sharon Stone or Demi Moore, or Madonna do this… I call it the hide your GUNT…..in a strategic barely nude…Bieber can’t even use it to jerk off as a reminder of what was Selena Gomez’s virginity that he may have taken…but that’s not because it’s non nude that is because Bieber’s more into jerking off to Usher.. But hiding your GUNT goes to waste when the follow-up pic is a side profile…of her fucking gunt… The post Selena Gomez Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for… But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head.. I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money… I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics… TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for… But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head.. I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money… I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics… TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day

So GQ had a men of the year award show what I assume was a couple of days ago, so I guess it was only logical to invite model to their arbitrary, bullshit, award show that I assume is strictly based on awarding people who either help their brand or marketing, or people who lure the models to attend their Gala, so that they can maximize the cost of the event…makes sense… Because we all know I am the man of the year, in terms of failed relationships, failed in business, failed in life, but really good at self destructing with affordable alcohol and unprotected sex with girls who aren’t my wife…and who probably have aids, even though I don’t…. Exciting…but not really… She’s waring a see through dress…but not really.. It’s all lies..LIES…everyone does this shit for attention…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Jourdan Dunn was also at the GQ Men of the Year event…she showed side tit… TO SEE THE REST OF JOURDAN DUNN CLICK HERE A video posted by Jourdan Dunn (@officialjdunn) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:21pm PDT The post Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Talking About Licking Teeth of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Sep 9, 2015 at 3:26am PDT Miley Cyrus..is probably the most interesting thing in entertainment…because she’s not Taylor Swift.. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing that matters or just noise…or does she even exist in this world where everyone is self involved weirdos looking at their social media and snapchat and instagram all day… But as long as she’s eating cake off her friends face… The post Miley Talking About Licking Teeth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland Bikini Lesbianism of the Day

So Sarah Hyland was on vacation for one of her friend’s birthdays and I guess Labor Day…and some other chick from Bring It On, but not the original Bring it On, but rather Bring it On: In it to Win It…which I guess was the real Bring it On….Cassise Scerbo…oh she was also in Sharknado, that’s how we know she matters… So Sarah Hyland, the creepy really young looking, but over 18 year old, child star, posed with her friend in a bikini, which is enough for basic bitches like yourself to think “Omg lesbians, together in bikinis”…rahter than “Look too chicks in a bikini”….which we can assume they are…even if the younger generation eat each other out, because they see it in porn and gender and sexuality has no age… And if Sarah Hyland’s not a lesbian.why is she kissing ELLEN…. Here’s another video of her friends in Cabo…. A video posted by Laura Samuels (@laurasamuels8) on Sep 7, 2015 at 7:54pm PDT And pics: HEre are a couple of girls doing a flip….becuase you can see pussy definition in their bikinis pre-spring… The post Sarah Hyland Bikini Lesbianism of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Looks Busty and 40 in Galore of the Day

I think we can all agree that Kylie Jenner is busted up… She was just the latest jailbait hype that everyone was excited about when she turned 18…because it meant she could legally blossom into her own porn career like her older sister….who created their empire using the media intelligently, even though talking to these idiots, you’d think there was nothing intelligent about them, but I guess spoiled brats know how to get what they want, even if they have to use their pussies to get it..something every single one of the family members, even the monster one, has done… She’s not hot….it’s all for show, a show that people were distracted by and sucked into, knowing this one fucks her black older boyfriend while being underage, yet dude didn’t get arrested for it, meanwhile I have heard stories of 19 year olds getting charged as sex offenders for fucking their 17 year old girlfriends…in their small towns thanks to Jesus and angry parents..but still… So seeing her pose like this may make you think “oh well at least she has tits, I guess cuz she’s thick, built like a video vixen for black men, like so many young girls these days, because of the hormones in the food”….or you’re thinking, “why she’s orange, her parents are both white, sure one of them turned into a woman, but that doesn’t make you orange and the other has an evil uterus from hell that created all these things people obsess over, but that doesn’t make you orange either”…. But people care…because she’s the young Kardashian…and she’s doing what she is meant to…all bad make up and possibly sloppy plastic surgery…looking 40…. Even though people shouldn’t care….and here she is in Galore…posing….because that’s what these idiots do.. I feel like if one of them said “I want to be an academic” or “I want to be a doctor”…she’s gets laughed out of the room, because she’s already a marketable product, who doesn’t need to do anything, just sit and pout that doughy permanent pouty face…. Keep in mind she’s 18, these are by Terry Richardson, Directed by the people at Galore….so this is the single best shoot of her life, she will never look hotter than this, it’s all down hill from here, and that’s pretty depressing for her, but who cares about her, she’s rich. Here are the pics… Via Click Here The post Kylie Jenner Looks Busty and 40 in Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Selena Gomez’s fat ass was squeezed into a tight dress…and I’d say it was magical, but it really wasn’t… I have no respect for this puppet, partially because she’s chubby and her tits aren’t real, partially because she fucked Bieber…but mainly because she hangs out with Taylor Swift, as part of the sisterhood, and unless Selena and her mom secretly created Taylor Swift, back when they were on Disney and Taylor Swift was coming up, making 10% of all Taylor Swifts fortune, that whole hustle seems desperate.. Not nearly as desperate as my posting on Selena Gomez in a black dress like it matters, even though I know you don’t care…it’s an addiction and I hate myself for it…more importantly, I hate Selena Gomez and her marketing team for brain washing me into this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina MIlian Shows Off Parenting Skills on Snapchat of the Day

The highlight of Christina Milian…is that she had one hit, which is better than no hits, at least for her because it put her in the right place to get in with her baby daddy….even though her song is absolutely unmemorable and doesn’t matter…I don’t even remember what it was called and the video featured her half naked rolling around in mud in the pre-internet porn 90s…when people were still jerking off to music videos…not that it matters… What matters is that she’s a baby mommma to a big music producer, who gave her writing credits on some massive fucking songs…because that’s what love is about…and that is how artists scam the label to make more money off the song…a scam that proabbly wasn’t as calculated as her having the kid she throws to the sideline on her hustle, allowing her to be in a bikini at vegas pool parties..which is what actually matters when you’re rich and a divorcee getting paid… But I guess still the fame whore she was when rolling around in mud…craving attention…because people don’t change…especially when they are hookers. The post Christina MIlian Shows Off Parenting Skills on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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