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State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast…. Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company… So that YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike… So CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE I said: YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE The post State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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It’s a Jewish Holiday on MOnday, at least that’s what I’ve been told by people who are Jewish, and I figured what better way to celebrate Jewish holidays than to post some massive Jewish tits, some of the best Jewish Tits, or at least the hottest Jewish Tits, who were liberated in the state of Israel when she hit puberty, after the land was taken by the Palestenians..S She’s a nice mix of all kinds of different Jewish people, from all over the place, making this celebrity fucker who is getting married in a couple of weeks, still doing media..photoshoots, and showing off them tits. I just find the whole thing ironic, that these pics are for GQ Germany, only because without Germany and their war on the Jewish people, there would be no Israel for her to call home, so in a very dark and weird way, she owes her existence and her home to Germany, dark… But not that dark, just tanned, because she spends her life in a bikini…here are the pics… The post Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s a Jewish Holiday on MOnday, at least that’s what I’ve been told by people who are Jewish, and I figured what better way to celebrate Jewish holidays than to post some massive Jewish tits, some of the best Jewish Tits, or at least the hottest Jewish Tits, who were liberated in the state of Israel when she hit puberty, after the land was taken by the Palestenians..S She’s a nice mix of all kinds of different Jewish people, from all over the place, making this celebrity fucker who is getting married in a couple of weeks, still doing media..photoshoots, and showing off them tits. I just find the whole thing ironic, that these pics are for GQ Germany, only because without Germany and their war on the Jewish people, there would be no Israel for her to call home, so in a very dark and weird way, she owes her existence and her home to Germany, dark… But not that dark, just tanned, because she spends her life in a bikini…here are the pics… The post Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus was celebrating her birthday, or her friend’s birthday, or knowing Miley, one of her attempts at a high concept, porny, Tumblr selfie shoot, as part of her “performance” art and branding, that makes people like me think, “At least she’s not Taylor Swift”….while playing the media in what I call “Just being Miley”… Yes, it’s all a fabricated lie. but it’s half naked, and really, is anything really real anymore anyway? I think life is just a series of me interacting with my computer in my shithole I call home… It’s all a fucking fantasy, so as long as it’s some overpaid pop bitch in a bikini on all fours covered in cake, I’m ok with the lies… The post Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day

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Jessica Simpson known for her huge tits, still has her huge tits, despite having lost a ton of weight based on a weight watcher’s contract, back when all she’d do is eat… She even did some family planning around that contract, because if she was pregnant, they couldn’t demand their millions of dollars back… I guess she’s also known for her stupid Walmart brand clothing line for the masses, the Christians who make no money, but are okay with a shitty life thanks to God…you know the people you want to sell product to, because they’ll buy into anything… Here she is talking…on Fallon…about her kids….to bring you down from…”OMG TITS”….we call this the video castration….because a woman talking about her kids, and not her tits, is a woman I have zero interest in listening to, but I’ll still stare at her tits. If you look past her box, and below her gunt, you can see her cameltoe… TO SEE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day

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Her name is Stefani Sober and I only like her because I am never Sober and she’d be something that I guess the media would want me to be, and not just because she’s a hot skinny model, that is fat shaming me just by existing, giving me unrealistic goals and body image issues, but also because she’s hot, and a reminder that I don’t get to have sex with things like this, possibly because I’m not sober and being drunk…makes me do very disgusting things…that claim they are woman…but I’m not too sure because I just close my eyes and go for it… I just figure as Drunkenstepfather….Sober is my soul mate in an opposites attract situation….But that could just be the delusions of alcohol withdrawal and living on the internet the last 2 decades… Sober…such a beautiful thing….even when drunk… Here she is for Elle Turkey…because I love Turkey… Here are some instagram pics…because I am now stalking her…because we’re meant to be… The post Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day

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Demi Lovato showed off some cleavage…in a leather dress…in what I assume is a tribute to her lesbian past.. I posted a post on Demi Lovato showing off some cleavage…in a leather dress in what I assume is me being a pathetic bottom feeding asshole who posts pictures of people I don’t actually know or care about…doing things I don’t find interesting or care about…because who the fuck is Demi Lovato, other than just another Disney chick from the Miley Era with a bunch of issues from being sold off by her parents…that she’s medicated with sex and drugs…before being locked down by that dude from That 70s Show..all while always, consistently, making money… I couldn’t tell you a Demi Lovato song, which is a good thing, because if I could, I would probably kill myself…knowing I hit rock bottom… This post on her leather dress is pretty close to rock bottom…but I can get through it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Nipple Ring with Dog of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is so groomed in this industry…which is less of an industry, since they don’t actually work, but more of a marketing machine for other industries, all because of a sex tape that turned into a reality show…Thanks Ryan Seacrest… That she knows how to show the world her nipple ring…without actually using a neon sign pointed at her nipple saying “I have a nipple ring that I like older men to suck on, like hungry babies trying to feed, only instead of milk, all he’s sucking out of that tit is relevance”… She was 17 a week or two ago, your kids follow her on social media, millions and million of people…and she knows how to discreetly be slutty, because after he sister was blatantly slutty, they’ve figured out the system through trial and error…and here she is now…after trial and error…capable of such amazing things, yet she chooses to do this… Good thing I like 18 year old nipple rings… The post Kylie Jenner’s Nipple Ring with Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco rockin’ a tan line for Shape Magazine in a behind the scenes photo that doesn’t matter, unless you’re into tan lines..which apparently people are…because I’ve know strippers, so many strippers, through many decades of my life, so that I’ve got a good sense of what they think looks hot enough under the black lights to land a lap dance, and the one constant, other than herpes and the dream a prince charming will come in and save them is tan lines…I guess because it’s like naked but with underwear…without underwear getting in the way…to really accentuate the genital region..with a “I hang out at the beach because I am healthy”…despite it being a “I hang out in a tanning bed in underwear because the place I go is sketchy and I’d hate to put my bare ass on it, which is saying a lot because i’m a stripper and I put my bare ass on everything for 10 dollars a song”… Only unlike a stripper, Kaley Cuoco is a huge, definitely overrated, but cast on the right show, TV star making 100s of millions of dollars, something that is pretty nuts, until she brings the down to earth, look “I’m just like you” sexts and weird squats, in a not taking herself too seriously, because she doesn’t have to, she’s rich…kind of way.. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is in Maxim, despite being 100 years old…is still amazing. She’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream they sell these people with, that actually end up working out for most of them… She’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret because they abducted her when she was 16…. She’s done all kinds of modeling, all while being busty, which is a good thing because we like tits.. She’s also got kids, she’s been married a few times to rich guys, she was recently engaged to one of Bob Marley’s many sons until recently, and now she’s doing Maxim…all busty…which is a good thing because we like tits… The previous owners of Maxim were a bunch of lawyer assholes who emailed me everytime I’d post their picture, even when the pics were found on instagram, but they apparently sold their pile of shit, relevant in the 90s, magazine to some young Texan rich dude in his 30s, so let’s hope he’s not as fucking lame and useless as them, which based on the pics he’s pulled together since buying the magazine,using real models and photographers, he’s not… The post Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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