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Ashley Benson’s Day 2 in a Bikini of teh Day

Posted on September 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson was in a bikini yesterday, and since I’m a basic bitch, I have decided, despite my protest, to do a #TBT post, because this happened, like most pictures posted on the site, prior to me posting them, I mean I guess everything in life is a #TBT even posting this, because it happened already….my mind is blown…fucked…but I’m not fucked…but wouldn’t mind being fucked…by chubby AShley Benson’s big tits…because in the last few months, I’ve been dying for a fat girl with big tits to smother me with said tits… Sure, you’ll argue that she’s not fat, and that all girls look like this now, and they kind of do, thanks food production of the 2000s for that…. But I’m from the 70s, and this shit, is big girl, and big girls, even when celebrated and seen as normal because everyone around them, must still be treated like big girls…and that means…booty callled at 3 am drunk…for the tits… That’s all for now on this…maybe we can do a #TBT on Friday with Day 3 of her bikini… The post Ashley Benson’s Day 2 in a Bikini of teh Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenners Shitty Ad for a Cosmetic Brand of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is probably one of the worst ads ever….it’s Kendall Jenner walking around in a period friendly outfit…and it’s the worst…but not as bad as her sister Kylie, who’s been posting pics of fat chicks and mutant chicks on her instagram to appear to be a supporter of all people, anti bullying nonsense, because I guess it diverts from her being a young whore, who fucks an older black dude whole on her quest of being a whore…all while looking like a 45 year old whore…thanks to the whore family’s make up artist…. I guess that has nothing to do with this Jenner, but I mean they do share the same Dad who is a Mom and mom who is sent from hell to sell them off to the world for profit….and despite handing those issues while counting all their money differenty…they are still the same pile of shit that will end in a drug overdose at 50 when people actually don’t care about them….and their pile of money seems less exciting.. The post Kendall Jenners Shitty Ad for a Cosmetic Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Showing Off Her Tits for GQ of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Watch this video on The Scene . I guess she’s the porny Hadid…with the bigger tits…that she’s showing off like it was her new Range Rover her rich dad just bought her, because they are probably like the new Range Rover her rich dad bought her, because he most likely has bought these for her….but I can’t be sure, or really care to fingure it out, she’s a rich LA kid with a fake modeling career her parents bought her, who gives a fuck…. There are so many tits in the world, I prefer those on the less celebrated sister, even though she’s sexier, and not just because she’s trying harder…but because Gigi is overrated and weird looking, when not being blocked out by Taylor Swift sitting on her face. The post Bella Hadid Showing Off Her Tits for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s Bikini Snapchat of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson is silly famous. She’s also a good 15 to 20 pounds overweight so she knows to show off her fat girl tits in bikini, or while tanning topless, because it’s better than the other options…and apparently he uses snapchat to do it, because that’s where the real grimy shit goes down when it comes to social media…it’s where girls feel comfortable doing very naked things and even very pornographic things to themselves…so girls feel free to add me to snapchat “drunkstepfather”…I won’t show off tit like Ashley Benson…but you can…and I’ll masturbate to it….because that’s how I socialize… These should be more hardcore… Oh look she was on instagram too…what a little busty, chubby, self promoter! A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 1, 2015 at 10:34am PDT I guess…if it’s not a sex tape, or more topless pics, who really cares…snapchat could be used so much better… The post Ashley Benson’s Bikini Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String sticking out of her bikini…because girls get their periods…and wear tampons..that sometimes stick out of underwear or bikinis…or vaginas while you eat them out.. I am not a period shamer, or one of those never trust anything that bleeds for a week, only into menopausal women kind of guy…I like periods, they mean fresh and fertile even if used up like Chloe Sevigny, who I would have assumed didn’t get her period anymore due to drugs and being too fucking hip for life…. I don’t love period sex, or girls who make period art, in an embracing the fact they get their periods….but that doesn’t mean I don’t have period sex, or make period art that looks like a murder scene all over my bed or face…because I take what I can get… I don’t think a girl getting her period in a pair of white bikini bottoms, or pants or really ever….is anything to be ashamed of…but I guess this is what feminists want to believe dudes feel…in this weird girls perpetuate the hate towards girls while guys just want to fuck girls…if they aren’t too fat to fuck… I am just surprised this too hip, pre hipster, fashionable New York based, too cool for school, elitist…isn’t more progressive in her period receptor of choice, since everyone knows tampons cause toxic shock, and my penis doesn’t…it only causes shame and sadness and disappointment… I am also glad that she didn’t wear her prosthetic penis in her bikini…a prosthetic penis you can see HERE if you’re into that more than ass in bikini on it’s period…. HEre she is being HIPSTER COOL TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI TAMPON STRING PICS CLICK HERE Shout out to MadamMeow for the find… The post Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Ridiculousness Includes Rihanna Impersonator of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora Keeps on Scamming the fucking system. She’s in the right circle and all these idiots are too into themselves to really care or know if they like someone…they are puppets and just like what they are told to…but I know Rita Ora plays the fun one to be around, the one with the silly accent, who no one really feels threatened by…because she’s just a Rihanna impersonator….let her linger and entertain us in our boring existence… That said, here she is doing her British comedy act…with her tits from the VMAs sunday…it makes her likeable.. Here is Miley rockin’ the dick at a party smoking weed for instagram… ANd here I am wanting to kill myself because this is all so dumb… The post Miley Cyrus Ridiculousness Includes Rihanna Impersonator of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli’s Pre-Marriage Ass of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli is getting married…or just got married….I know, shocking, a Jewish girl who turned 30 this year getting married.. I know Jewish girls, not all from Israel, but from all over North America, and by 28 it’s like their Marriage clock turns on and they go out there and find an eligible Jewish husband to have a family with, it’s like pre-28, all the Jewish guys and girls are just playing around, partying, traveling the world, fucking non-jews…all night long…I’m talking to your Leo….but as soon as 28 hits, it’s like lock down and get serious… But not too serious to show the world her ass…because she’s still got an ass…she’s getting married, sure, but Ashley Madison teaches us one thing, and that is that there is Hope that Marriage is no the end, even if it feels like it is as it rapes our fucking souls… That said, I’ve always found Bar Refaeli overrated and boring… The post Bar Refaeli’s Pre-Marriage Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tyga Takes Advantage of his Broken Tween Girlfriend by Casting Her in a Shitty Video of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wouldn’t really call this a genius move, but it’s definitely an obvious one… Keep in mind this is totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world…almost as irrelevant as Bobo buying 2.3 percent of Facebook in 2009 that is now worth 1 billion dollars….because that’s what philathropy is about….and not nearly as important as the Lindsay Lohan dancing on a yacht like a stripper, something I’ve experienced first hand in a hotel room in 2008, but it still makes me laugh that dude, instead of going to jail as a sex offender, has been able to openly admit he fucked teen Kylie because her parents were no where to be found, and not just because her dad was in disguise on some Mrs DOubtfire shit….but because they are garbage into themselves…but she’s got a huge fucking following, people are talking so do the whole “first” love manipulation and cast her in your bullshit, because it gets her some visibility, breaking free from her sisters who made her tranny like her daddy face relevant… ALl while getting him free talent and views so people can now know one of Tyga’s songs when asked, because before today anyone, even hip hop fans couldn’t place anything motherfuker did…other than Kylie… Either way, manipulate broken young girls pretending it is love and win…that’s the Tyga lesson of the day The post Tyga Takes Advantage of his Broken Tween Girlfriend by Casting Her in a Shitty Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pippa Middelton’s in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pippa Middelton is a disappointment……a massive fucking disappointment, that I can only blame the royal family for creating because there was a time that she was the wild, slutty, party girl sister of the future Queen, or mother of the future King…I don’t know how the Royal family works when it comes to them marrying commoners… But I do know that pre-wedding and babies, her sister was slated to be a Princess, like an official fucking princess, and that was the perfect time for this one to have a fucking meltdown and go off the rails and misbehave for attention, becasue that’s what the second tier sister always does…. But I guess the royals have it figured out, it’s not their first rodeo with commoners marrying in, and they know if they pay the sister a million dollars a year, to do nothing but “philanthropic” work..which is code for partying at classy events, in exchange for her to be publicly perfect…otherwise “off with her head”….it works out best for everyone… That doesn’t mean I can’t imagine her doing bad things…while in her bikini…because I am….you see, like I told a girl who used to send me nudes 5 years ago, but who has since gone corporate…people don’t change…just because their location, venue, socioeconomic position changes…they are still the same slut, you just have to get them when they drop their guard a bit…oftentimes…while drunk and/or roofied. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Pippa Middelton’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Moretz in a Short Skirt of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Mortez….blah blah blah..jail bait… Blah blah blah….was in a nerd movie as an action figure…blah blah blah…which made nerds like her…blah blah blah…more than they should like a 14 year old…we’re talking Jared from Subway level of like…well…blah blah blah…she’s 18 and on set in a mini skirt… WHO FUCKING CARES…why do I post this shit…I hate myself for participating in this, and I hate you, one reader, my only reader, for makig me do this everyday instead of getting a real job, like working as a greeter at Walmart or something as rewarding as when I worked in an old folks home changing old diaper..because dying people shit..is one of the worst smells possible…but better than this…I’vebeen there. I know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Moretz in a Short Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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