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Emma Roberts Getting Paid Lots of Money to be in “Lingerie” Campaign of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that she’s not Julia Roberts… My second favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that her dad is Eric Roberts…and her formative years were spent probably kept as far away from him on his self destructive, drug and alcohol tirade after he won an Acaedmy AWard…before becoming the number one B-Movie actor…ever… No maybe that’s my favorite thing about Emma Robers…because girls with fucked up childhoods thanks to their dads, especially rich girls with fucked up Childhoods thanks to their dads…carry that shit thought life…and like fat girls…that directly correlates to blow job ability.. I’m not a scientist, or a religious man, but I believe the answer to everything is Daddy isses… Here she is unretouched but lit and made up by a team of pros for a lingerie company… The post Emma Roberts Getting Paid Lots of Money to be in “Lingerie” Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Britney Spears….she represents all that is right witch celebrity…. From being a dancing puppet your parents exploit at 8 years old, despite not being exceptional really at anything…. TO being a dancing puppet for an evil corporation in the Disney Channel’s bullshit into your teen years in the 90s…. To being a massive pop success with canned, shitty music that everyone fucking loved, and that made millions and millions of dollars… Only to fall the fuck off because she was manipulated by one of her dancers, because she had no real friends, how could she know it wasn’t love, especially after he came in her every chance he could get, because he knows the law and knows it’s a good strategy for a future life worth living… Before the breakdown that led to her parents being like “we can’t let the dancing puppet stray off course, we need the revenue stream”….only to basically take back her life…and own her….and dress her up like this…for all of us to jerk off to and distract from her cries for help…because America only likes people when they die….and appreciate them suffer through life…you’re all evil…but this costume, it’s from heaven..but maybe I’m just saying that because I like sex toys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Britney Spears….she represents all that is right witch celebrity…. From being a dancing puppet your parents exploit at 8 years old, despite not being exceptional really at anything…. TO being a dancing puppet for an evil corporation in the Disney Channel’s bullshit into your teen years in the 90s…. To being a massive pop success with canned, shitty music that everyone fucking loved, and that made millions and millions of dollars… Only to fall the fuck off because she was manipulated by one of her dancers, because she had no real friends, how could she know it wasn’t love, especially after he came in her every chance he could get, because he knows the law and knows it’s a good strategy for a future life worth living… Before the breakdown that led to her parents being like “we can’t let the dancing puppet stray off course, we need the revenue stream”….only to basically take back her life…and own her….and dress her up like this…for all of us to jerk off to and distract from her cries for help…because America only likes people when they die….and appreciate them suffer through life…you’re all evil…but this costume, it’s from heaven..but maybe I’m just saying that because I like sex toys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rumored prostitute Irina Shayk has been in a bikini with her famous actor boyfriend…. She has taken the opportunity to pretend she’s in love, to pretend that she’s all about this motherfucker, while being all over him… Since Russians have no souls, are incapable of love, it is safe to say that this is: 1- Photo Op – get that press 2- K-Fed opportunity previously discussed, trap the motherfucker, he’s A-List and will get you in movies, great for career…but more importantly…financial security… I trust none of what’s going on here, but I guess a hustling Russian model knows that there’s a timeline to what she does, and that now is time to get pregnant…it’s just a matter of who to get pregnant with, and America / hollywood, is the real Russian dream… It all makes sense…and the softcore porn is barely erotic, I’m bored of this garbage, but she’s still good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER VIRTUALLY FUCKING BRAD COOPER LIKE A HOOKER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Montag Still Lives of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the proof that facebook is manipulating the trending stories to either fuck with our minds, or for their personal gain, because maybe one of the trending stories, or the person in the trending stories gave Zucerkberg a rim job and dude owes her a favor, because why the fuck else would Heidi Montag in ome ass pic that isn’t even good, would be trending.. She’s Heidi Montag, some of you, if anyone is actually out there, probably never heard of this garbage and don’t even know what she is… She hasn’t been trending since she got stupid fake tits…she barely fucking exists, now more than ever… But I figure I’ll post them anyway…I like giving hand outs… The post Heidi Montag Still Lives of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s got Strong Fuucking Legs of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson still has strong legs… Possibly from carrying her around when she was fat as fuck bfore, during and after pregnant…. Provng that obese people can have muscles under the obesity…you just need to get a million dollars from Weight Watchers to lose that weight, rather than lose those muscular legs to diabetes… I don’t know what a Friday at 9 pm Jessica Simpson leg is important to post…but I’m sticking to posting it… Blame alcoholism TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s got Strong Fuucking Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So…. Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring… Now, I can assume a good time was had by all…and by all I mean you, trying to masturbate to this…and not me, because I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me… But I guess, I’m old school and when those F-List, to No-List nobodies do their lingerie in bed shoots, it’s just fucking lame… When A-List models, even over rated fat ones do it…I approve.. Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….beause maybe, just maybe, only media outlet will boycott that shit. The post Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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JUlia Roberts in a Wet Suit of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If seeing an old Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the hightlight of your day…you have a very sad existence…because even at Julia Roberts’ peak…I would have had no interest in seeing her in a wet suit…or even a bikini…that big bobble head and career that I don’t fully understand…would just distract me from her tits… I guess what I am saying is if Julia Roberts happened, possibly thanks to award winning brother Eric, anyone can be an overrated actress on the beach in her retirement, showing off menopause… That said, Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the highlight of my day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post JUlia Roberts in a Wet Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Booty of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or at least slated to inherit at least a billion dollars, assuming his dad doesn’t fuck her over, or get married to an Ann Nicole Smith later in life.. So it is only natural that after having the pony, the good life, all the excitement that is being a rich kid, the one thing she wanted, I guess, was dudes jerking off to her… Maybe it is some daddy was too busy to notice bullshit, or more all the boys in school like Megan Fox or some shit, and daddy can afford to buy that for her…. But I’m not a psychologist, I’m more of a pervert into looking at asses, so as she struggles to find her place in the world, while being bank rolled…I’m into it involving bikini ass shots…and you should be too… The post Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson in Some “Dope” Pants of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson reminds us that if you’re a bit of a thick girl, who actual thick girls will be offended you call thick, because this bitch ain’t thick, and thick is a status thing, for some reason, a reason I called it costs a lot of money to eat all that pizza… So maybe a better word to describe her is sloppy… Either way, big girls, sloppy girls, rocking loose fitting pants, just makes them look like a 40 year old School teacher in the 80s… It doesn’t make them look like something I want to bury my face in, like I would normally feel about Benson and her 20 lbs of overweight I normally embrace due to her tits… Right….. If she was in leggings, spanx, a tight dress, tight jeans…she’s look less like a mom, and more like a latina on her way to be J.Lo’s backup dancer… But instead she went with White Mom on the way to a job interview at walmart… Weird…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson in Some “Dope” Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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