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Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s some Jessica Simpson in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her jacked legs, her broad bulldog shoulders, and her narrow hips that you’d expect would be more feminine because she’s had those two kids, and she’s not old enough to hit menopause yet, but she is old enough to be irrelevant, while sitting on her mountain of money a decade after she was a massive star with her own reality show all thanks to her gay father who loved making as much money as he could…in order to have a good life filled with fucking young twinks into his retirement… I guess what I’m trying to say is…look at Jessica Simpsons tits….because she’s got them, despite the weight loss…and I’ll venture to say…she’ll probably have them for the rest of her life, unless shes the 1 in 10 women who gets breast cancer…thanks to all the chemicals and hormones in our food … especially the junk food she spent a good 10 years addicted to when she Brian Wilsoned herself into obesity…before Weight Watchers made her 10 million dollars to get to this… Yay. The post Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Ass in Lingerie for Shitty Music of the Day

Bull Dyke who I assume Pegs FES from That 70s show, because he had his penis abducted by Lohan’s alien pussy early on in her slut existence, before he settled down with this crazy, thick necked, mayan looking monster, who is “bi polar” and I guess “bi sexual”, and down to have a good old time when not making shitty must for idiot kids that are still fans of hers from the early 2000s….and why not do it edgy by showing the world your ass…or at least enough of you ass for a grown man like me to notice and think it was noteworthy and worth bringing to your attention, because talking about Demi Lovato is totally normal behavior..for grown men.. This girl has an insane fucking fan base, I guess it’s the latin thing, and the crazy thing, all piled together and squeezed into fetish gear, while being average at best in cute…and below average in caliber of her shit music… I guess what I am saying is that we don’t need more fat chicks in lingerie. The post Demi Lovato’s Ass in Lingerie for Shitty Music of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Crista Cober for Numero of the Day

Her name is Crista Cober… She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her.. I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil… I guess what I’m trying to say is… Cool pictures bro… The post Crista Cober for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj in her See Through Good Morning America Outfit of the Day

Yesterday, I was walking down the street and the girl in front of me was wearing a pair of leggings that I assume she had no idea were totally fucking shredded… Meaning, like a run in her pantyhose, that shit happened to her whole ass area, in a the pants couldn’t take it anymore, she was fatter than she though, squeezed into a smaller size than she though, and they just fucking exploded … and she had no idea… I tried to take the pic, to post to instagram, as you do when you see people embarrassing themselves, rather than tell them so they don’t continue walking down a busy street ass out, because I figure it’s part of some comedy act or some shit…and I don’t need t be on Candid Camera or a youtube prank show… It was sloppy, gross even, but wasn’t nearly as sloppy as this inappropriate, not fit for TV, or ever, fat chick in revealing clothes shit… NICKI MINAJ IS AS MUCH A MONSTER…AS SHE IS AN IDENTITY CRISIS… I have no idea why that was in caps…my computer has a mind of it’s own… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS The post Nicki Minaj in her See Through Good Morning America Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Graduates High School of the day

Kylie Jenner graduated high school… It’s a big day for her Assistant who did all her homework, because she was too busy getting her face jacked up at the family plastic surgeon to look like a 45 year old housewife of Beverly Hills, which also looks like a porn chick, and/or stripper, even if it’s just a lot of clown make-up and not actual surgery, it’s not cute…for a 17 year old….or really for anyone, unless may they are in their 70s, trying to hang on, because at that point in your life, who gives a fuck, make everyday Halloween… Her family had a big party where they all twerked, rubbed up on each other, probably made it a storyline in their show, that I can proudly say I’ve never seen…where everyone was just there because they were getting paid…and had no choice…as they texted…away…mom and dad no where to be found…but the Saquatch one demonstrated how her ass implants work… The whole thing…VERY weird…creepy even….but would have been pretty perfect for a setting of a horror movie or mass killing.. Stop shooting up Movie Theaters crazy people, start shooting up the demons polluting our society…while I stare at their tits… The post Kylie Jenner Graduates High School of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Channels Kate Upton of the Day

I guess Ashley Benson is a bit of a shape shifter on her NYC trip promoting some movie that she plays some kind of nerd action star in…. A promo tour she’s contractually obliged to do, but that I guess she’s doing to show off her real talent or super power of an actress… And that is being able to go from a see through top wearing, broad backed, built like monster Kate Upton, all thick and sloppy and disgusting…. To a 45 year old mom out on the town after her divorce went through…talent… Here she is in a Towel for snapchat… TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF HER IN NYC PROMOTING SOME BULLSHIT MOVIE CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Channels Kate Upton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry’s Tits Look Like Celine Dion on the Cover of Vogue Japan of the Day

I don’t know if it has to do with me being Canadian, but I am going to assume that it is, because I’ve looked at this Katy Perry in Vogue Japan picture and all I see is Celine Dion… I am wondering if Celine Dion’s face is just imprinted on my brain, as she’s the only one that Canada like brainwashing us with…you know our own hero… Kind of like the way the media brainwashes me with Katy Perry songs, because I guess they get a good kickback to promote it, and make it pop on a mainstream level….otherwise no one would listen to her shitty songs, and she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Japan….and I’d never know all the lyrics to every single Katy Perry song, none of which I’ve actively listened to on my own…kind of scary really….what else are they programming us with…and why am I not doing anything about it..is it because I am distracted by her tits….I am distracted by her tits…did you see her tits…Katy Perry has tits. If you don’t like that – and you shouldn’t – here’s Katy Promoting a Perfume.. The post Katy Perry’s Tits Look Like Celine Dion on the Cover of Vogue Japan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Fat Thigh for Her Birthday of the Day

I don’t know if watching girls get older is really porn to you… I mean this isn’t going from 17 to 18 making the chastity belt that is her vagina open the flood gates for your penis, because you respect the law…. This is a 22 year old turning 23….just on the decline, rocking fat legs, because she’s pudgy….in This is not a celebration, this is an RIP to her being at her hottest she’s ever been….sure she’s still young, she’s still rich, she’s still Selena Gomez, but with every year her relevance declines, and to some that may be a celebration….just not to me… But I don’t mind staring at thick thighs…I got nothing else to do. The post Selena Gomez Fat Thigh for Her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day

These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… Because we are basic, this is basic marketing, it’s why we bought beer in the 80s…and cigarettes in the 60s… Speak to our penises…and we’ll listen… The post Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy

Like I said… These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam… Just keep getting naked girl…I got you. The post Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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